The Zeta drug cartel is taking responsibility for the lethal attack on a California pastor who died Tuesday after a battle with necotizing fasciitis- commonly referred to as "flesh-eating bacteria." Mitt Romney said he has no plans on interfearing...
Previously unseen photographs of Reggie Kray's honeymoon have surfaced at an East London auction house. Speculation is rife that the lot of three snaps could achieve a price of £8.50 plus VAT and postage & packing. Eric Nonce, managing directo...
Ashley Olsen is now an official member of the prestigious Clanton 14 street gang from Los Angeles. She has a new job as an Ambassador for the oldest street gang in Los Angeles. According to her publicist Olsen joined the gang after dating one of...
INDIO, CA--In what has once again shocked music-lovers the world over, hologram Tupac Shakur was found dead as a result of a violent East coast/West coast rap battle following the now infamous Coachella music festival. The hologram rapper, who's s...
Sky One has announced that Pineapple studios choreographer and Dancing on Ice judge Louie Spence is to host a re-launched and revamped '..on gangs' series. Replacing Nookie bear faced former Eastenders hard man Ross Kemp, Spence will front the new...
A teenage Goth was in hiding last night, after accidentally smirking at an episode of 'Take Me Out', the ITV Saturday evening dating show hosted by the 9'8" comedian Paddy McGuiness. Darren Gloom, 17 of Hastings, was staying with associates when t...
Come 2015 there will be a rash of schools popping up all along the arse of England. Will the government provide the soothing lotion to combat this threat? No it seems the government is giving it's full backing (not to mention a fuck tonne of money) to see that military run "Kill Schools" for the most troubled youths will come to fruition. We tried to gain access to a military spokesman despite...
Several gang-leaders responsible for co-ordinating riots across the UK have confirmed they are considering creating their own privately run prisons to ensure the best possible training for gang members prior to their release. ManDem gang leader Ru...
London - In a packed House of Commons televised debate Bullingdon's renowned top dog spelled out surrender terms for the nation's feuding scum. "Not on my turf, sickos!" was PM Cameron's clarion call as the UK's No One gang leader reasserted his s...
There's been absolute uproar in the American press today, as the Beckhams, David and Victoria revealed that they are to name their baby 'West Side Crip.' Conservative Americans turned their vitriol on the English footballer for naming his daughter...
Documentary maker Phuc Mi, 38, has been arrested and charged with first-degree murder in Caracas, Venezuela, according to reports filed yesterday. Chinese Phuc Mi, who shares directing duties with twin sister, Phuc Yu, was in Venezuela scouting l...
The Zetas Cartel set a massive wildfire which forced evacuations from towns in the eastern part of Arizona and threatened society with flames. The flames were so massive they pushed towards New Mexico. Los Zetas Cartel are a group of highly traine...
As the UK falls deeper in to despair, gang culture has hit an all time high, with police this week uncovering a huge ring, involving hundreds of members across the country. Raids took place this week at numerous locations around the British Isles,...
Camden, New Jersey has had to lay off about half of it's police force due to budget cuts while citizens fear to go out. Also, a good part of the fire fighters were also laid off. "After that vote yesterday where the judge said that he would not...
Juarez, Mexico- Drug dealers have opted for a cheaper and more efficient way to make money. After the bust of a sophisticated drug tunnel that ran from Mexico to San Diego, drug traffickers have decided that it's cheaper to grow marijuana on the...
Suspected gang in the western Mexican state of Sinaloa is claiming to have in their position four dirty bombs which they plan on using in undisclosed locations if authorities try to prevent their drug trade from prospering. A spokesman for the, w...
SINALOA MEXICO- Investigators have received a message from a Mexican gang in Sinaloa, Mexico claiming responsibility for the murder of Hollywood publicist Honni Runner who was shot to death in her car in Beverly Hills on her way home from a movie pre...
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