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Funny story: Future News: NHS, Education Only Things Left Nationalised

Future News: NHS, Education Only Things Left Nationalised

(Published 2028) BIRMINGHAM CAPITALIS - The new government - only a week old - has decided to privatise everything, except education and health. The Conglomeracy Party - a party by transnationals, for transnationals - achieved a near 2:1 win over...

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Funny story: Future News: World Ends on Saturday

Future News: World Ends on Saturday

(Published in five hours) EARTH/EMPTY SPACE - The 6.9bn humans on the planet saw their entire planet end today. Earth, which has had a long history of several million years, ended after a giant instability in the Earth's core did some 'weird shit...

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Funny story: Future News: No to PR Side Just as Stupid as 2011's No to AV Side

Future News: No to PR Side Just as Stupid as 2011's No to AV Side

(Published 2031) BIRMINGHAM URBEM - It is only one week before local elections in England, and the PR referendum. Both sides of the debate are gearing up for major campaigning for the battle. None more so than the No camp. However, political exper...

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Funny story: Future News: Britain's Got Talent Panel Replaced by JudgeBots

Future News: Britain's Got Talent Panel Replaced by JudgeBots

(Published 2016) LONDON URBEM - After the Great Media Crash of 2012, many studios are cutting back. ITV's Britain's Got Talent is no different. This year, the show will replace the judges on the panel with Panasonic JudgeBots, running Google's A...

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Funny story: Future News: Public Spending to Be Supplemented With Ads, Product Placement

Future News: Public Spending to Be Supplemented With Ads, Product Placement

(Published 2030) LONDON (CO-SPONSORED BY MICROSOFT. MICROSOFT, LIFE WITHOUT WALLS) - The new government, consisting of various transnationals, have allowed public spending to increase due to the effect of product placements and ads plastered across p...

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Funny story: Future News: Scotland Seceeds from United Kingdom

Future News: Scotland Seceeds from United Kingdom

(Published 2014) EDINBURGH - A referendum by the Scottish National Party (SNP) has found out that 70% of Scotland want to become independent from the United Kingdom. However, Scotland has been fast-tracked to join the European Union (EU), and will...

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Funny story: Future News: Conservatives Win Election with 34% of Votes

Future News: Conservatives Win Election with 34% of Votes

(Published 2015) LONDON - The results of this years UK General Election are in, and a shocking revelation has occurred. The Conservatives have won power over the United Kingdom of England Wales and Northern Ireland, even though they got over a thi...

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Funny story: Future News: Shopping Planet Developed

Future News: Shopping Planet Developed

MERCATUS ORBIS - Earthic Colony Planet #12A, or, Mercatus Orbis (Latin for Trading World), has finally opened. Taking a record 21 months to terraform, and 2 weeks to lay powerlines, internet, docking stations, and buildings, Mercatus will be open...

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Funny story: Future News: Aston Villa Wins Something

Future News: Aston Villa Wins Something

Published 2167 - LAYER-456 BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Aston Villa, a Premier League team, have won the cup for the first time in living memory. "The game of football hasn't changed over the past 150 years," said the manager, Robert Casio Cord. "We thought...

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Funny story: How The World Will End: A Bleak Look Towards Man's Destiny

How The World Will End: A Bleak Look Towards Man's Destiny

The year is 2014. Many things have happened between now and then. Most of them not pretty. Stan Grimshaw was ready. He had read all the books, seen the movies. He was prepared for any eventuality. His friends told him he was mad for stockpiling every tinned foodstuff known to man. He spent hours pondering over each purchase, looking for the longest possible shelf life available. Soups,...

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Funny story: Future News: New Track 'Baby' Certified Hit

Future News: New Track 'Baby' Certified Hit

(Published 2033) LONDON URBEM - 'Baby', the new track by Mike Hall, is number one on the BillBoard 100. "This song has never been done before," said his manager, Gates. "The words flow so well, and the intro is a classic, 'You know you love me...'...

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Funny story: Future News: Apple Releases 'Clean Water'

Future News: Apple Releases 'Clean Water'

(Published 2060) PALO ALTERNATIVE, CA - After months in development, Apple Inc. have released this year's new gadget. The Clean Water, which is based on a former compound from the early 21st century called H2O. "This may not be new," said Stev...

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Funny story: Future News: Common Cold Epidemic Spreading

Future News: Common Cold Epidemic Spreading

(Published 2040) - BRUSSELS, EUROPEAN STATES - Scientists in the capital have detected traces of a 'common cold'. CC was wiped out in early 2020, and has not surfaced since. However, due to the lack of immunity among today's human and xeno populat...

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Funny story: Scotland 3012 .A.D

Scotland 3012 .A.D

The second report by a 2012 A.D. archaeologist as he excavates Scotland. "Following my first excursion into the north west of the landmass, I travelled for approximately 60 miles in an Easterly direction to a much smaller site than previously. Located on the periphery of a small, but well-to-do urban establishment, this compact structure was relatively well preserved . In fact, the evidence w...

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Funny story: Scotland 3011 A.D

Scotland 3011 A.D

What would an archaeologist in a thousand years time find if he excavated in the Glasgow area ? "One of the most interesting discoveries during my lifelong project of excavating sporting venues in the Western European Continental Peninsula occurred when I had to journey into the northwest of the landmass where a large metropolitan colony once existed. While there were more than a few sit...

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Funny story: Future News: America Quarantined

Future News: America Quarantined

(Published 2030) - BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - At this year's United Nations Conference on Climate Change in Birmingham, many of the member nations and transnationals have decided to quarantine all 8,080,464.3 sq. km of the 48 contingent states. "America h...

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Funny story: Future News: Ancient Corpse of God 'Michael Jackson' Found Undecomposed

Future News: Ancient Corpse of God 'Michael Jackson' Found Undecomposed

(Published 2090) - LAYER G, LOS ANGELES - The building of a new Layer Transit port was delayed today in Los Angeles after the founding of the music god 'Jacko'. Jacko, who was recorded in legend as one of the great gods worshipped by the people of...

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