Given the potential portents of venturing out on Friday the 13th, one unnamed accident prone writer for satirical website theSpoof.com has announced that he is taking no chances over the great Winchester meeting scheduled for portentous Friday the 13...
Leaked information received by Skoob News Inc appears to suggest that a secretive sub-sect of TheSpoof.com writers is all set do descend on the ancient and historic city of Winchester, on Friday 13th, to seek the Holy Grail. It is thought that the...
US President Barack Obama today promised to end the superstition surrounding Fridays that fall on the thirteenth day in a month. 'People', he said, 'let us take it into our hearts, and let us move forward. Let us just say to one another, we can do...
Friday The 13th, the latest edition of the Slash Opera has packed theaters like no other this past President's Day weekend, scoring an estimated $42.2 million from Friday to Sunday. Final numbers and standings should be out by Wednesday. Elsewhere...
Britain is once again grinding to a halt as a nation, as the most traumatic few weeks in this proud nation's history plod gracelessly to an impossibly sombre denouement. We have the credit crunch, we had the snow, we had the ice, we had the rain,...
Space - (Ominous Mess): World leaders' shattered nerves were dealt yet another blow today with the news that US and Russian communications satellites collided in space after crossing Comet Lulin's earthbound trajectory. The American Iridium satell...
London - (X-Files Mess): A highly noxious comet replete with Zyklon-B isotopes is on a Friday 13th February collision course with the UK shipping scrapyard charged with scuttling the toxic French aircraft carrier Le Clemenceau. Comet Lulin had be...
Windsor - (Alien Mess): An ominous-looking 'Grim Reaper' craft was seen emerging from a secret Transylvanian site today close to Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's secret tunnel network, heading directly towards its mothership hangar beneath Wind...
Pratts Bottom Barracks - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): In what hystery will come to remember as the Hellfire Club's Curse of Friday the 13th, the Pretender to the Throne's elder son William has announced he has dumped girlfriend Kate Middleton and shack...
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