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Funny story: Friday The 13th "Cleans Up" At The Box Office

Friday The 13th "Cleans Up" At The Box Office

Friday The 13th, the latest edition of the Slash Opera has packed theaters like no other this past President's Day weekend, scoring an estimated $42.2 million from Friday to Sunday. Final numbers and standings should be out by Wednesday. Elsewhere...

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Funny story: Britain Grinds To A Halt Again - ThisTime Because It's Friday 13th

Britain Grinds To A Halt Again - ThisTime Because It's Friday 13th

Britain is once again grinding to a halt as a nation, as the most traumatic few weeks in this proud nation's history plod gracelessly to an impossibly sombre denouement. We have the credit crunch, we had the snow, we had the ice, we had the rain,...

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Funny story: Another Friday the 13th omen as Russian and US satellites collide

Another Friday the 13th omen as Russian and US satellites collide

Space - (Ominous Mess): World leaders' shattered nerves were dealt yet another blow today with the news that US and Russian communications satellites collided in space after crossing Comet Lulin's earthbound trajectory. The American Iridium satell...

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Funny story: Friday the 13th: noxious comet on collision course with toxic ghost ship scrapyard

Friday the 13th: noxious comet on collision course with toxic ghost ship scrapyard

London - (X-Files Mess): A highly noxious comet replete with Zyklon-B isotopes is on a Friday 13th February collision course with the UK shipping scrapyard charged with scuttling the toxic French aircraft carrier Le Clemenceau. Comet Lulin had be...

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Funny story: Friday the 13th UFO heading for Windsor Castle

Friday the 13th UFO heading for Windsor Castle

Windsor - (Alien Mess): An ominous-looking 'Grim Reaper' craft was seen emerging from a secret Transylvanian site today close to Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's secret tunnel network, heading directly towards its mothership hangar beneath Wind...

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Funny story: Curse of Friday the 13th as Wills shacks up with squaddie

Curse of Friday the 13th as Wills shacks up with squaddie

Pratts Bottom Barracks - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): In what hystery will come to remember as the Hellfire Club's Curse of Friday the 13th, the Pretender to the Throne's elder son William has announced he has dumped girlfriend Kate Middleton and shack...

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