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Funny story: Frank Lampard's - James O'Brien admits to talking through arse at LBC

Frank Lampard's - James O'Brien admits to talking through arse at LBC

Sloppy DJ James O'Brien who boasts there are no scripts, no rules, no running orders, no research and no point to his show -admitted to sometimes pointing his arse at the microphone and letting it have a free run of the programme. Shock-Jock-Pile-...

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Funny story: LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

London radio presenter, James O'Brien, got into hot water when he started slagging-off Chelsea and England footballer Frank Lampard on his programme today. O'Brien took calls on his LBC phone-in show about Lampard, and about how the player has spl...

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Funny story: Fat Frank stops eating to talk.

Fat Frank stops eating to talk.

Fat Frank or Lumpy Lampard, decided to stop eating yesterday. But only to ask for more food. "Give me some hamburgers and chips and pepperoni pizza with a side of steak." Quite possibly the most overrated football in the history of the game, Frank...

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Funny story: John Terry Transfer Shock

John Terry Transfer Shock

Sources close to Stamford Bridge have said that Chelsea and England captain John Terry may be on his way out of the club amid claims that "the dressing room is divided". Terry said in an interview last week, that he had supported sacked boss Luiz...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello 'Happy' With Steven Gerrard And Frank Lampard Withdrawals

Fabio Capello 'Happy' With Steven Gerrard And Frank Lampard Withdrawals

England football manager Fabio Capello is not angry with clubs over the loss of key players for Wednesday's friendly match with Germany, claims the Football Association. Capello has had to change his plans after Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard we...

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Funny story: Lampard Reveals Winning Chelsea Offer

Lampard Reveals Winning Chelsea Offer

The long disputed contract row between Frank and Chelsea seems to over. After being offered a piffling £150,000 per week for four years Frank seriously considered moving away. This feeling of unrest was magnified when his favourite takeaway (The Fat...

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Funny story: Frank Lampard: Charity Saint

Frank Lampard: Charity Saint

Frank Lampard has revealed to respected German Newspaper Wunter Under Meijer that he founded his own charity after receiving his first payslip from West Ham. Lampard took a moment to put down the Pukka Pies and go into detail with

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Funny story: Frank Lampard Talks To Newspaper

Frank Lampard Talks To Newspaper

Frank Lampard, the Chelsea captain, is in the news again, not, this time, about his proposed transfer to Italian giants Inter Milan, but for speaking to a newspaper about his future plans.

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Funny story: Police smash soccer stars' 'dead mum' ring

Police smash soccer stars' 'dead mum' ring

Police have uncovered a sick operation which is helping greedy football stars to cash in on bereavement.

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Funny story: England Look Forward To Missing Lampard

England Look Forward To Missing Lampard

England manager Steve McClaren can look forward to his team's Saturday kick-off against Israel with renewed optimism following the news that Chelsea midfielder Frank Lamp-post is...

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Funny story: Hilton tells Lampard "I'm pregnant and its yours!" Mourinho say he's proud!

Hilton tells Lampard "I'm pregnant and its yours!" Mourinho say he's proud!

Reports have surfaced that Chelsea star Frank Lampard has checked into the Paris Hilton (talent-less socialite, not the French location of the popular hotel chain), resulting in the conception of a child.

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Funny story: Lampard Eats Robben

Lampard Eats Robben

Turmoil has engulfed the Chelsea squad as reports surface that midfielder Frank "I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned" Lampard has eaten teammate Arjen Robben. Suspicions were raised when Robben didn't arrive as usual for th...

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Funny story: "I'll carry on fighting" claims Barton

"I'll carry on fighting" claims Barton

Fans fearing that Joey Barton's football could get in the way of his fighting career were more relaxed today after the Scouse Scrapper pledged to carry on fighting.

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Funny story: England Players Demand Pay Increase

England Players Demand Pay Increase

England footballers, including captain John Terry and his Chelsea team mate Frank Lamppost, have told the Football Association that they will not play for England again unless they are given a

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Funny story: Lampard fights with self - transfer auction sparked by split soccer ace

Lampard fights with self - transfer auction sparked by split soccer ace

MENTALLY troubled Premiership ace Frank 'Lamps' Lampard has quit Barcelona just days after revealing he couldn't play alongside himself at Chelsea any more. Lampard set off for the Camp Nou hoping that the absence of himself from the line-up at th...

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Funny story: Lampard out, divided self splits for Barca

Lampard out, divided self splits for Barca

FRANK 'Lamps' Lampard threw a wet and unpleasantly musty smelling blanket over Chelsea fans celebrations at their historic FA Cup win at the new Wembley Stadium.

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Funny story: Lampard: It's just not fair

Lampard: It's just not fair

Chelsea's over-rated housewife, Frank Lampard, has today poured his heart out to local reporters about Manchester United's advantage over his club.

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