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Funny story: Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Meltdown, Michigan - Ford, GM and Chrysler have all filed for bankruptcy protection under Chapter 11 following their failed attempts to lobby congress for a carve-out of $25 billion from the $700 billion Wall Street bailout fund. "There's no w...

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Funny story: Dr Death Assists in Ford Motors Suicide

Dr Death Assists in Ford Motors Suicide

While the original Dr Death whiles away the hours in penitentiary without any penitence a new daring advocate for assisted suicide has risen on the scene. Kirk Kekorkian is the death doctor of terminally ill corporations. Today the K.K Killa bail...

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Funny story: Ford Motor Company Fights McCain / Palin Over Maverick Claim

Ford Motor Company Fights McCain / Palin Over Maverick Claim

Detroit MI - In a striking turn-around, Ford has reclaimed ownership of the one and only TRUE "Maverick" title and will fight the McCain campaign all the way to the supreme court if necessary to prove it. "Sure, McCain is old, rusty, worn out and...

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Funny story: New game from Ford to boost car sales

New game from Ford to boost car sales

With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down a lot of percentage points, Ford of Dagenham have unveiled a great new contest to spur on purchasees of their cars. The new Ford Instant-Win Airbag Game has been launched.

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Funny story: Ford to Release New Sports Car

Ford to Release New Sports Car

In a shocking move Ford Motor Company is releasing a new gas guzzling sports car for 2009.

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Funny story: Tata to Jaguar and Land Rover

Tata to Jaguar and Land Rover

Tata Mate Motor Company, the Indian motor manufacturer, has announced that it has agreed to buy Land Rover and Jaguar for around £1 from Ford if it includes the carpets.

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Funny story: Ford Motors to Reintroduce the Pinto as Counter-Terrorism Weapon

Ford Motors to Reintroduce the Pinto as Counter-Terrorism Weapon

DETROIT, MI -- The Ford Pinto, the car that was once considered to be one of the worst cars ever produced because of a tendency to explode due to an exposed gas tank that was easily ruptured in rear end collisions, is back. But sorry America, you...

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Funny story: Ford Going Retro?

Ford Going Retro?

Ford Motor Company (NYSE: F) may be taking the retro concept to a new level if industry rumors are correct. Insiders say that Ford has plans to introduce a new line of cars going all the way back to the original vehicles produced by...

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Funny story: New Ford Flagship Vehicle

New Ford Flagship Vehicle

Ford Motor Company today announced the upcoming release of its new flagship vehicle, The Ford Rediculous. Marketed towards men with unusually small endowment and housewives with something to prove, The Rediculous is a twelve seat, sixteen cylinder,...

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Funny story: Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

In the tradition of Rocky and Rambo, another ex-action star refuses to recognize that he's old.

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Funny story: Bush: "Henry Ford was a great president"

Bush: "Henry Ford was a great president"

WASHINGTON, DC -- In yet another twist to his ever-changing saga, President George W. Bush yesterday referred to former President Gerald Ford as "Henry Ford" during his weekly radio address to the nation.

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Funny story: Ford Announces Water-Powered Automobile

Ford Announces Water-Powered Automobile

DETROIT, Mich.. -- The Ford Motor Company, in conjunction with Hydrolytics, Inc., announced today that they have produced, in a unprecedented engineering feat, a water-powered car that could end America's dependence on foreign petroleum for vehic...

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Funny story: Bush, CNN, Rumsfeld and Pepsi prepare for "Shock and Awe 2.0"

Bush, CNN, Rumsfeld and Pepsi prepare for "Shock and Awe 2.0"

CNN signed an exclusive deal with the Department of Defense giving CNN sole rights to broadcast the upcoming U.S. invasion of Iran tentatively named, "Shock and Awe 2.0". Sponsored so far by Pepsi Cola, KFC, Huggies and Ford (where quantit...

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Funny story: New Vehicle from Ford: "Not Your Grandfather's Car"

New Vehicle from Ford: "Not Your Grandfather's Car"

Deerborne, MI-- Ford Motor Company unveiled plans for its highly anticipated 2006 model "Equis LX," a vehicle that may very well revolutionize the automotive industry.

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Funny story: Ben Affleck enters Betty Ford Clinic for Jennifer addiction therapy

Ben Affleck enters Betty Ford Clinic for Jennifer addiction therapy

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - On the heels of the engagement of Ben Affleck to Jennifer Garner came a celebrity shocker this week when Affleck announced he is admitting himself for treatment at the Betty Ford Clinic.

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Funny story: Ford Shocks the World

Ford Shocks the World

BERLIN - Fords are released for the first time in Germany. Many people are in shock, no not in surprise, they are shocked!...

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Funny story: US Environmental Breakthrough - US Laughs At Kyoto!

US Environmental Breakthrough - US Laughs At Kyoto!

Automobile giants FORD, GM and Daimler Chrysler have announced the amazing results of a joint top secret project that has amazed and stunned the automobile world as well as making laughing stock out of the Kyoto environmental agreement. The bi...

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