The Football Association's executive board has agreed to abstain in the vote to decide whether or not to continue with Fabio Capello as England manager. FA Chairman David Bernstein explained : "All members of the executive board were unanimous...
The FA have charged Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini with being too handsome. Football Association supremo Arthur Slaphead-Mason claims the dashing Italian is bringing the English game into disrepute. "There are too many pretty boys runn...
The Football Association has charged Man Utd manager Sir Alex Ferguson with improper conduct following comments made about Howard Webb prior to his refereeing the crucial Premiership fixture with close rivals Chelsea. But, far from criticising the...
Just when you thought things were simmering down after the untimely demise of Osama Bin Laden, the successful elevation of Pippa Middleton to the 'Hot List', and a set of new dentures for Sky News presenter Skoob, another controversy has risen like t...
The ongoing saga over the Football Association charging Wayne Rooney with using offensive language could have major worldwide implications for old and oustanding legal cases. Should the FA disciplinary committee accepts Rooney's argument that he w...
England Under 21 coach Stuart Pearce, whose contract ends after this year's European championships, has been offered another 2 year deal. The Football Association is happy to offer Pyscho the deal after he coached the side to the European Champion...
The Football Association has announced that, effective from tomorrow morning 9.00 a.m., there will be the first ever "No Fly Zone" set up over England. Frustrated at the number of occasions when the name of English football has been dragged throug...
It's a game of two halves, or maybe not. The Football Association has decided to call time on, inarticulate managers, players and pundits who trot out the same tired clichés during post match interviews. The FA has now released a list of clichés...
SURREY - An unidentified hacker has broken into web servers at the Filth Association (FA) and posted thousands of emails and internal documents on a Russian web server. A spokesman for the FA, Britain's premier certifying body for organic crops, did...
MUDBURY - Organic farmer Tam McNure has suffered and overcome many challenges in his forty-some years raising vegetables in Mudbury, but the latest seems insurmountable. 'Due to organic vegetable prices, I have been able to raise a family, and pu...
(AP)-Las Vegas: The leading organization for Americans suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder ended its seven day convention here with the organization President saying there has been progress in fighting the disorder that effects millions of Amer...
Equal opportunities for everybody has long been the mantra of modern society, and the English FA, being fifty years behind the times, has finally caught up to the rest of the country with a landmark decision. Although it went without fanfare, at t...
The Football Asses (FA) have surprised football supporters by giving their full backing to the Wembley Boo Boys who constantly barracked Chelsea defender Ashley Cole during England's 5-1 win over Kazakhstan on Saturday. Cole made a horrendous erro...
Phil Brown, the Hull City boss, has become the first manager to be charged by the FA with misconduct, arising out of an event during the 5-0 home defeat by Wigan on August 30th, when Brown kicked a water bottle. Under the FA's new 'Respect' progra...
Kevin Keegan, the ex-Newcastle United manager who resigned his post just last week, has said he is now ready to take up a football manager's job again, and wants to be the next England boss. Keegan, 57, told Magpies' owner Mike Ashley that he coul...
One of the world's most notorious spoofmeisters is at it again! Former England gaffer Steve McClarlen has appeared in a Dutch Interview with a 'broken Yorkshire/failed Dutch/failed English/Pakistani' accent. Confusing not only the intelligent Dutc...
The FA Cup, the world's most exciting football competition, is to be seeded next season in a bid to avoid the embarrassing situation that organisers have found themselves in this year, with only minnows
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