LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti covered the soccer game between the Galaxy of L.A and the Red Devils of Manchester. She said that right away the team from Cali scored a goal after the Man U goalie tripped on his…
HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - Sporting Chance Magazine senior writer Hercules Confetti has just broken the story that a member of the most successful and greatest band in music history has expressed a desire to purchase the Manchester United soccer t…
PARIS, France - (FIFA Satire) - Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba has just broken the story that Roger Goodell, commissioner of the NFL has instructed the FIFA World Cup Committee to stop using the name "Football" and start referring to it b…
PARIS, France - (Sports Satire) - The FIFA World Cup Organization, after getting lots of feedback, has decided to hold the world soccer event every two years, instead of every four. Out of the 211 members, a total of 209 voted to go to the every t…
QATAR - - Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba writes that in all of the decades that he has covered the World Cup games he has never seen a team manager do what the French national team manager did. La Bamba stated that at the 69-minute mar…
QATAR - (Sports Satire) - Qatar police have reported that World Cup security guards found a B-13 bomb near the dressing room of the Argentinian team. A rep for the Qatar police said that the bomb is the same type that President Putin's troops are…
QATAR - (Sports Satire) - Brazil's superstar Eric Cantona spoke with Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti and they talked about beer, wine, pizza, the Brazilian rain forest, Hostess Twinkies, and pussy. Cantona is noted for being quite the player wh…
The Scottish government has issued medical advice that headbutting could cause serious injury and should be limited to once per day. The advice based on a recommendation from the Scottish Chief Medical Officer, following a year-long study of the effe…
SOMEWHERE IN THE PERSIAN GULF - (World Cup Satire) - NBC News reports that the Ethiopian soccer team was headed to Qatar when suddenly their boat hit an iceberg. Word is that the boat sunk within six minutes, but luckily all of the team managed to…
World Cup Breaking News Spoof - Vegas was taking bets on which team would be eliminated first at the World Cup for violating regional laws, many pegging France or the Italians. But very few had put a wager on tiny Belgium being the first team elim…
The World Cup is on! Sports is the greater unifier. As with the Olympics, countries rarely heard from will have a chance to shine. Go Lichtenstein! Yay, Oman! Give it up for Azerbaijan, bitches! But alas! The world is a different place. The mor…
"Basically, it is a business decision” - said an unnamed soccer executive - with his shaved bald head, and in his $900 business suit. The truth is, bloody Dictatorships in the Middle East - and Russia and China will just pay more money. (They hav…
Nottingham - Nottingham Forest FC finds itself in the bottom 3 in the Premier League table midway through its first season in the top flight since 1999, but Manager Steve Cooper isn’t worried about being demoted to the Championship again. “Hey we…
LIVERPOOL, England - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (UK) has just informed the people of England that the two soccer games that were scheduled to be played in Russia have both been cancelled. A team spokesperson said that it did not take…
MADRID, Spain - (Sports Satire) - Real Madrid has just announced that their pink soccer ball experiment has deflated. A spokesperson for the team from Spain, stated that some of the Real Madrid fans had suggested the idea to the team owners; who o…
LIVERPOOL, England - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza News (UK) has just broken the story that Liverpool's football (soccer) team the Reds has decided to honor the city's gay community by renaming their team nickname. A spokesperson for the Reds,…
MANCHESTER, England - (Sports Satire) - England's Tickety Boo News has just learned from an inside source that the six Glazer children, who own Man U, have asked the Manchester civic leaders to change the name of the Mersey River. The name of the…
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