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Funny story: UK Barrister Mistaken For Defendant

UK Barrister Mistaken For Defendant

Alexandra Wilson, the barrister who was mistaken for a defendant three times in one day at court, has called for compulsory anti-racism training at every level of the UK legal system. Ms. Wilson specialises in criminal and family cases. However…

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Never Takes Face Mask Off These Days

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Never Takes Face Mask Off These Days

In news that will surprise many readers, the Manchester United and England defender, Harry Maguire, has said he has 'learnt his Greek lesson', and, these days, never takes his face mask off. Maguire was recently arrested on the Greek sunshine isla…

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Funny story: American Tourist Tries To Blend In With Manchester Locals

American Tourist Tries To Blend In With Manchester Locals

An American tourist who was visiting England for the first time recently, got into a 'sticky situation' when he walked into a Manchester pub and spoke in a way that he imagined might endear him the locals. The 'cousin from across the Pond', Abel R…

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Funny story: Manchester United Set To Sign Player With Foreign Name

Manchester United Set To Sign Player With Foreign Name

There's been frantic activity in the football transfer market this afternnon, with several of the top Premier League clubs swelling their ranks with a whole host of skilful, talented, overpaid primadonnas, who will, no doubt, take those clubs for eve…

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Funny story: Chicharito Wants David Beckham to Rejoin The Los Angeles Galaxy

Chicharito Wants David Beckham to Rejoin The Los Angeles Galaxy

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – NBC Sports is reporting that soccer superstar Javier Hernandez, better known as Chicharito (the Little Pea), wants David Beckham to join him on his old team, the Los Angeles Galaxy. The 45-year-old Beckham played fo…

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Funny story: Manchester United Fans' Booing Could Be Heard At Old Trafford

Manchester United Fans' Booing Could Be Heard At Old Trafford

It was a case of 'more of the same' for disgruntled Manchester United fans yesterday, as Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's men kicked off the season in the worst possible way with a 3-1 home drubbing by unfancied Crystal Palace at Old Trafford. And the tortu…

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Funny story: Trump To Veto Gareth Bale Move

Trump To Veto Gareth Bale Move

Just when Tottenham Hotspur fans thought it was safe to breathe again, and count Real Madrid's wantaway star, Gareth Bale, as one of their own, US president Donald Trump has put the skids under the deal, saying "it cannot happen". Bale, who played…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Says He Plans to Run For President of Argentina When He Leaves Barcelona

Lionel Messi Says He Plans to Run For President of Argentina When He Leaves Barcelona

BARCELONA – (Sports Satire) - Noticias Hispanicas is reporting that Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi, has commented that his next goal is to become the president of his motherland, Argentina. The superstar, stated that he misses the Argentinian P…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Didn't Even Watch England On TV

Harry Maguire Didn't Even Watch England On TV

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England defender, who was dropped by national team boss Gareth Southgate for the Three Lions' match in Iceland last night, has said that he was so frustrated and angry about the decision, that he didn't even b…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Stripped Of Manchester United Captaincy

Harry Maguire Stripped Of Manchester United Captaincy

After his disastrous holiday trip to the Greek island of Mykonos last week, it was 'back to the grind' for the Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire today, but there was more bad news awaiting him when he arrived at Old Trafford for tr…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Signs For Hull City

Lionel Messi Signs For Hull City

There was astonishment on a fairly grand scale in East Yorkshire this afternoon, as League One newboys Hull City announced that they had swooped to land the signature of Barcelona's wantaway Argentinian star, Lionel Messi. The Tigers were relegate…

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Funny story: Glut Of Harry Maguire Stories Expected At Satirical News Website

Glut Of Harry Maguire Stories Expected At Satirical News Website

Knees were braced and teeth tightly clenched as the owners of a satirical news website battened down the hatches today, in nervous anticipation of an avalanche of Harry Maguire-related stories, after the Manchester United and England defender was arr…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Asks Spoof Writer To Draft His Biography

Harry Maguire Asks Spoof Writer To Draft His Biography

The man whose name is on nearly everyone's lips at the moment, the Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire, has said that, at the age of only 27, he is ready to cash in on his amazing rags-to-riches success, and to set his life story dow…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Be Placed In The Stocks

Harry Maguire To Be Placed In The Stocks

In a frenzy of activity on the Greek island of Syros, it's been announced that Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire, who was arrested for assaulting several police officers on the neighbouring island of Mykonos, last week, has appeare…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Greek Incident Not The First Time He's Had A Temper Tantrum

Harry Maguire Greek Incident Not The First Time He's Had A Temper Tantrum

The news that Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire has been involved in an unsavoury incident in Greece might be shocking to some, but one man knows, only too well, that there have been occasions in the past where the Yorkshireman has…

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Funny story: Manchester United Must Seek To Strengthen Defence, Says Bloke In Pub

Manchester United Must Seek To Strengthen Defence, Says Bloke In Pub

After finishing last season in a creditable third position behind only the champions, Liverpool, and Manchester City, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Manchester United team will need to add more strength to their back four if they are to mount a serious chal…

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Funny story: Football Stadium To Become A Library

Football Stadium To Become A Library

It's been announced in the last few minutes that one of the teams relegated from the Championship to League One on the final day of last season, believe there is so little atmosphere at their stadium, that they intend to turn it into a public library…

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