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Funny story: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady Says His Helmet Was Too Big

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady Says His Helmet Was Too Big

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers kicked off their season with a disappointing loss to the New Orleans Saints, but the controversy here was after the game, when the Buccs quarterback, Tom Brady, apologised for his poor performance, saying that his helmet was…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Are Singing Those Cowpoke Blues as They Fall To The Los Angeles Rams

The Dallas Cowboys Are Singing Those Cowpoke Blues as They Fall To The Los Angeles Rams

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - The Los Angeles Rams inaugurated their brand new $5.1 billion stadium, SoFi Stadium. Due to the NFL budget being as messed up as it is, the usual Thunderbirds 4-jet fly-over was, instead, a one-helicopter fly-over,…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Refuse To Wear Face Masks

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Refuse To Wear Face Masks

The Dallas Cowboys will kick off their season against the Rams on Monday night, but the big news is that the engine room of the team - the cheerleaders - have refused to wear face masks while performing their sideline routines. Cheerleading coach…

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Funny story: Nevada Cheerleader Sacked

Nevada Cheerleader Sacked

There was controversy all the way down the sidelines at the University of Nevada this week, when its football team - the Nevada Wolf Pack - took the extraordinary step of banishing one of its cheerleaders from the squad for failing to come up to its…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Reveals Secret New Plays

Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Reveals Secret New Plays

The NFL season is up and running at last, and one team that is hoping for big things this year, are the Dallas Cowboys, who have high hopes of making it to Super Bowl LV in Tampa in February. And the Cowboys haven't been wasting their time in lock…

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Funny story: The NFL Football Season Finally Kicks Off

The NFL Football Season Finally Kicks Off

KANSAS CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NFL season finally kicked off at Kansas City's Arrowhead Stadium, which will soon be changed to The 7th Cavalry Stadium. The St.Louis Outlooker News noted that the namechange will be to appease the Red Lives Ma…

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Funny story: The NFL Announces That It Will Prohibit Cardboard Cut-Out Fans in All NFL Stadiums

The NFL Announces That It Will Prohibit Cardboard Cut-Out Fans in All NFL Stadiums

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL commissioner has informed the news media that, unlike Major League Baseball, he will not allow the placing of cardboard cut-out fans in NFL stadiums. Commissioner Roger Goodell stated to the press that Cor…

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Funny story: Tom Brady is Thrilled That the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are Looking at Signing the World’s Fastest Man – Usain Bolt

Tom Brady is Thrilled That the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are Looking at Signing the World’s Fastest Man – Usain Bolt

TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady, who can hardly wait for the NFL season to begin, stated that he was really excited to hear that the Buccaneers may be signing Usain Bolt – the world’s fastest man. Brady told ESPN-4 that he called up Bolt a…

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Funny story: The New England Patriots are Caught Purchasing Illegal Football Helmets

The New England Patriots are Caught Purchasing Illegal Football Helmets

BOSTON – (Sports Satire) - Two NFL teams who have been caught cheating the most are the New Orleans Saints and the New England Patriots. And now reports out of NFL headquarters say that the Patriots are at it again. Sporting Chance Magazine rep…

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Funny story: The Owner of the Washington Redskins May Have To Sell The Team After Another 52 Former Cheerleaders File Sexual Harassment Lawsuits

The Owner of the Washington Redskins May Have To Sell The Team After Another 52 Former Cheerleaders File Sexual Harassment Lawsuits

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that things are really starting to heat up for Washington football team owner, Daniel "Woe Is Me" Snyder. SBG is reporting that 52 more ex-Washington cheerleaders have come f…

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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Goes Against Trump and Says He Will Not Punish Players for Kneeling During The National Anthem

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Goes Against Trump and Says He Will Not Punish Players for Kneeling During The National Anthem

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The commissioner of the NFL had a meeting with President Trump, and, within two minutes, Goodell says he stormed out of the Oval Office, taking his Happy Meal with him. Goodell told ESPN-4 that, right away, Trump…

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Funny story: Every NFL Cheerleader is Furious as Hell

Every NFL Cheerleader is Furious as Hell

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL Cheerleaders Union has just filed a complaint with the National Football League. Union rep Bambi Toogaloo told CBS Sports that Commissioner Goodell has informed each NFL cheerleader that she will have to c…

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Funny story: The NFL Has Banned The Tradition of Players Exchanging Football Helmets

The NFL Has Banned The Tradition of Players Exchanging Football Helmets

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL commissioner informed the sports media that his latest directive will now prohibit the age-old tradition of players exchanging each other’s helmets at the end of the game. Roger Goodell, it seems, has rece…

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Announce They Will Be Allowing 200 Season Ticket Holders to Attend Their Opening Home Game

The Green Bay Packers Announce They Will Be Allowing 200 Season Ticket Holders to Attend Their Opening Home Game

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Sports Satire) - The Green Bay Packers have the distinction of being the only sports team in America that is community-owned. The Packers have 350,000 stockholders, and they have voted 349,967 to 33, to allow 200 of the ol…

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Funny story: The NFL’s Decision to Play or Not Play Keeps Going Back and Forth

The NFL’s Decision to Play or Not Play Keeps Going Back and Forth

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has put out another message saying that the previous message circumvents the former message. The media shook its head and uttered an appropriate WTF? Some writers said that Goodel…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Probably End Up Cancelling The NFL Football Season

President Trump Says He Will Probably End Up Cancelling The NFL Football Season

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The president told Fox News that he might just move to cancel the NFL football season. He said that if the players are going to insist on kneeling, not saluting him, and refusing to donate to his presidential r…

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Funny story: A Group of Miami Dolphin Fans Ask That The Team Name Be Changed

A Group of Miami Dolphin Fans Ask That The Team Name Be Changed

MIAMI – (Sports Satire) - A devoted group of Miami Dolphins fans have presented a petition to the team owner, Stephen Ross, to have the team name changed. The group which calls itself, “Any Name But Dolphins” says that the dismal record that the t…

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