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Brexit Latest: FA Premier League 2018-19 Season to End Early

Funny story: Brexit Latest: FA Premier League 2018-19 Season to End Early

FA blazers announced today that the 2018-19 Premier League season would be cut short and would end on 29th March 2019 when the United Kingdom leaves the European Union. This is the result of those football fans who voted en masse to leave the Euro...

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The Secret England Footballer: Belgium Gone, Bring on Colombia

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: Belgium Gone, Bring on Colombia

Well, I've been basking in the glorious defeat that was the Belgium match, just like the rest of the lads. One thing is spoiling it. No, that's not right...two things are spoiling it...no booze and no birds. I ask you. "Mr. Southgate" still wouldn't...

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Man Stubs Toe

Funny story: Man Stubs Toe

A man in the Cambodian second-city of Battambang was in agony on Saturday evening after he stubbed his toe. The incident happened around 10:13pm as Moys Kenwood watched the World Cup match between France and Argentina. Excited after the second Fre...

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Football-England Loses and Wins at the Same Time

Funny story: Football-England Loses and Wins at the Same Time

In a classic twist similar to the end of the film" Inception", the England team have simultaneously won and lost a match to Belgium. By losing to the pus-filled pimple on the face of the Earth that is Belgium, England have actually won an easier r...

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Hitler Spinning In His Grave

Funny story: Hitler Spinning In His Grave

There was trouble in Germany last night, after the national football team crashed disastrously out of the World Cup, losing 2-0 to South Korea, a result that sent shockwaves throughout the footballing world. Those shockwaves were so powerful, they...

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Reasons behind (the) Messi(ah)'s messy form - Ronaldo makes him blue!

Funny story: Reasons behind (the) Messi(ah)'s messy form - Ronaldo makes him blue!

The world awaits the arising of (the great) Messi(ah), but, sadly, he hangs on the cross around his neck, like Jesus did on his cross, immobilised. But, why? Well, Jaggedone, has sent his star CIA footy reporter (Cockroach Infiltration Army), Fred...

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World Cup 2018: Swaziland Players Investigated for Albino Goal Celebrations

Funny story: World Cup 2018: Swaziland Players Investigated for Albino Goal Celebrations

Swaziland players Shakira and Granit Xhaka face two-match bans for their pro-Albino goal celebrations in their side's World Cup victory over Serbia. Football's world governing body Fifa is investigating whether they broke rules on political and of...

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The Secret England Footballer: Bloody Hell, Panama 6-1

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: Bloody Hell, Panama 6-1

Bloody hell I say and I'll say it again BLOODY HELL. A goal fest and where was I? I'll bloody well tell you, I was warming the effin bench again. It's every player's dream to play in a World Cup and as you know Brazil 2014 was a washout for me aft...

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Lucky England Through To Last 16

Funny story: Lucky England Through To Last 16

England progressed to the last 16 of the World Cup last night after they defeated a plucky Panama side 6-1, but it might have been all so different. Harry Kane, England's captain, scored a hat-trick, but it was was probably the most fortunate in h...

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England Trounces Panama after Surprise Goals

Funny story: England Trounces Panama after Surprise Goals

England surged to a 6-1 victory against Panama today in the most surprising and uplifting match so far in the World Cup. Harry Kane was so successful at scoring goals during the match that he actually scored a goal withour realising it and had to...

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England V Panama

A dominant display from England saw them trounce a hapless Panamanian side 6-1. Goals from Stones (2) Kane (3) and Lingard ensured England wrapped up their biggest win at a World Cup without breaking a sweat. Of course after this superb England...

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Lionel Messi Spotted Souvenir-hunting

Funny story: Lionel Messi Spotted Souvenir-hunting

The Argentina striker Lionel Messi has been spotted in a market in Nizhny Novgorod, doing his souvenir-hunting rather earlier than might have been expected. Argentina were one of the pre-World Cup favourites, but a disappointing 1-1 draw with Icel...

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Man Fell Asleep During England Game

Funny story: Man Fell Asleep During England Game

After all the excitement during the build-up to the World Cup, and the first round of games during the last few days, it was right back down to earth on Monday night, as England and Tunisia sent one viewer into a perfect dreamless sleep. Football...

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The Secret England Footballer: First Round Tunisia Yessssssssss!

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: First Round Tunisia Yessssssssss!

Would you Adam and Eve it? We only bloody did it. We bloody won a match. Harry, you're not the wuss I've been saying you are (not to your face, obviously). Hats off to the Tottenham mumbler. I always knew you were class. There was one downer for m...

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Subbuteo World Cup Latest

Funny story: Subbuteo World Cup Latest

The Subbuteo World Cup produced its first shock on Saturday when unfancied Iceland beat the pre-tournament favourites, Argentina, 12-5. The competition, which is totally unofficial, exactly mirrors the FIFA World Cup, but is not in Russia. Instead...

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Iran Are 'The Team To Watch'

Funny story: Iran Are 'The Team To Watch'

The long-awaited FIFA World Cup 2018 is under way in Russia, and, in a shock development nobody would have predicted, Iran have emerged as dark horses to win the Jules Rimet Trophy. Pitched headlong into the Group of Death along with Spain, Portug...

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The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Repino base

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Repino base

What a dump. I checked Tripadvisor before coming here and it's even worse then I thought. I'm in the middle of nowhere and there are less than 3,000 people here. Points of interest: Chapel of Saints Cosmas and Damian, you won't find me in there,...

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Robbie Williams Pisses Russians Off

Funny story: Robbie Williams Pisses Russians Off

The event for which the world has been waiting four years, kicked-off yesterday with former Take That heart-throb Robbie Williams taking centre stage. Williams 44, sang to a crowd of more than 78,000 screaming fans at the Luzhniki Stadium in Mosco...

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