A man has been committed to a psychiatric ward after being diagnosed with a rare and very serious mental condition: 'Terrifying Flying Toilet Seat Syndrome.' "Victims of terrifying flying toilet seat syndrome have psychoactive events that are link...
Trash Class flights with aircraft interiors looking like Glasgow bus shelters on a Saturday night have been put forward as a means of saving struggling Prestwick Airport. The aircraft interiors will be less "posh" and intimidating to Glaswegians.
Tryanair has put forward a proposal to the Civil Aviation Authority asking permission to institute a "standing room only" section on designated aircraft. "Fares will be much cheaper for standing room only," read the press release issued by the bud...
A cleaner, Ivan Kuppakoffikov brought the U.K's aircraft to a 48 hour halt yesterday. During a shift change at the centralised air traffic control portacabbin, Ivan dropped has coffee on the keyboard of Mustapha Tinkle, Chief controller. Planes w...
Word has leaked about the real reason behind United Airlines' new advertising campaign featuring its classic "Fly the Friendly Skies" slogan-a steady cash flow. Not only will the slogan be used to lure passengers and prospective customers into t...
Budget airlines Flyinair may no longer be considered 'budget' as it is set to outline a new pricing structure. From April 2014, fares will be determined by the weight of the passenger. Dietician, Anna Recksick, agrees with the moves. She argues...
The mother of the 19-month old boy who was slapped by another passenger nearly two weeks ago said today the airline is charging her a $10.00 "slapping" fee. Gamma Airlines spokesperson Mitt Swiggins confirmed the fee, saying, "She and her child...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Aviation Administration has just issued an order that will officially ground all brand new Boeing 787 jetliners immediately. Lupita Chuffovich, 27, spokesperson for the FAA stated that extremely stringent inspections...
A huge water bird returning from its midday feast had to make an emergency landing on Lake Windermere yesterday. The flying duck panicked on its way back as it neared the landing area and started to flap its wings. "It was flapping like mad,...
The Man of Steel, Superman, has been grounded amid rumours he is unfit to fly. "Thanks to WikiLeaks," said Federal Aviation Authority spokesperson, Alex Luther, "we know now that Superman is short sighted, and he does not fly whilst using any visi...
You may think that flying a light aeroplane is something terribly complicated, and also quite difficult for the untrained novice to do. But in fact, it's actually much simpler than you may imagine. Use this 'cut out and keep' guide to enable you to pilot a light aircraft without the need for expensive flying lessons. You will need: 1) Someone else's aeroplane. Choose a small one with only on...
Budget airline Flyinair have defended the £6 charge per passenger for all flights booked using a credit or debit card as fair, the sum simply covering the costs of booking flights. 'We have to write down the information from the credit or debit c...
BryanAir, the airline that gives you more for more, or less for less, depending on the starting point, is to introduce a step tax. "The concept is very simple," said Ryan Heir, the chairman, spokesman and sometimes pilot of the low-cost, slow-coac...
Washington, DC U.S. President Obama has requested that NATO and the United Nations establish a no-fly zone over the United States to protect protesters from his fleet of drones that carry Hellfire missiles. "In light of my recent drunken assassi...
Airbus unveiled the transparent plane we could all be flying around in, come 2050. If you fancy a Disney World experience when you are flying, then Airbus is for you. The walls of the airplanes, by 2050 will be 'see through'. These planes are...
The presenter of popular premium rate telephone number television programme "X-Factor", the suited and booted Dermot O'Leary, is suing RyanAir's Michael O'Leary as a result of the number of times he's been attacked by members of the public thinking h...
Controversial budget air carrier Ryanair has reported 374m euros (£325m) annual profit - 23 per cent up on last year. The strong results, to the year ending March 31, were achieved in the face of cancellations due to volcanic ash, snow and strikes...
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