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Funny story: 100MPH winds batter the UK and Cameron dons his favourite designer wellies!

100MPH winds batter the UK and Cameron dons his favourite designer wellies!

The UK has and is still being battered by storms, floods and 100MPH winds, but there is a saviour in sight. PM David Cameron has been sighted on a non-existent 'dyke' wearing his designer wellies promising to plug it and she loved every second! He...

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Funny story: Long To Rain Over Us is last leg of Queen's Diamond Jubilee hex, astrologers explain

Long To Rain Over Us is last leg of Queen's Diamond Jubilee hex, astrologers explain

The Cosmos - Filthy conditions in Aquarius, sign of the water bearer, are likely to climax on Valentine's Day when the Leo Fool Moon brings a deluge of karma on Elizabeth Windsor's preposterous 62-year reign. That's the upshot of an astrology conf...

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Funny story: Putting The Boot In

Putting The Boot In

Wellington Boot sales are rocketing as Floods devastate parts of Britain and with more rain and gales to come! Chief Executive of Wellington Boots Inc, Mac Tosh, has told Spoof that 'sales are going welly well' with special designs for TV appearan...

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Funny story: Somerset drilling causes water spouts in Birmingham

Somerset drilling causes water spouts in Birmingham

Drilling operations to unblock the drains under Somerset have caused colossal geysers to shoot out of Birmingham sewers, the outraged Mayor of Birmingham claimed today. Labour voters in Birmingham watched in disbelief as millions of gallons of posh...

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Funny story: Pod of killer sharks seen in flood-hit Datchet High Street

Pod of killer sharks seen in flood-hit Datchet High Street

Berkshire, UK - Residents of the picturesque Thames village of Datchet fled for their lives tonight as rising flood waters brought a new menace to the neighborhood in the form of a pod of killer sharks. Local herbalist Alfred Bong-Edwards, 69, tak...

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Funny story: Computer runs out of storm names and generates: Gefutzsbttx

Computer runs out of storm names and generates: Gefutzsbttx

The Met Office has announced a new naming convention for storms, after experts ran out of common names, and then words in the English dictionary last week. A spokesman admitted, "We have cycled through three 'tropical storm Ruth's over the last 6...

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Funny story: London Mayor's 'River Thames Airport' vision edges ever closer as Heathrow faces being swept away in flooding disaster

London Mayor's 'River Thames Airport' vision edges ever closer as Heathrow faces being swept away in flooding disaster

London, UK - London Mayor Boris Johnson's vision of an airport on the Thames were rapidly becoming less of a pipe dream today as the UK's premier transport hub came under threat of being washed away by a huge wall of water creeping from the sodden T...

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Funny story: Floods - Don't Blame Me!

Floods - Don't Blame Me!

David Cameron has announced that the floods in Britain are the responsibility of the Environment Agency. Further he has asserted that 'The blame lies with the person at the top. It is always the person in charge who should be the one to take responsi...

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Funny story: Nature Notes: new crater reported in Somerset

Nature Notes: new crater reported in Somerset

Birds everywhere are reacting angrily to the ineptitude of humans after a bid to drain the Somerset Levels by dropping Eric Pickles from a great height failed dramatically, causing what many initially believed to be an 'extinction event'. Fortunat...

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Funny story: Trouble For The English Riveria

Trouble For The English Riveria

Those who can get to Torquay and the English Riviera later this year to bask in the sun in a pleasant climate will now find that their favourite spot has been lost in the sea. A local has told our special Spoof weather man, now swimming in the sea...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp's fab new $25m 'Downton Abbey' mansion under 10ft of water in Brit floodplain disaster

Johnny Depp's fab new $25m 'Downton Abbey' mansion under 10ft of water in Brit floodplain disaster

Somerset - The Pirates Of The Caribbean star is said to have been particularly impressed by the property's splendid river views when he first toured the Palladian pile late last year with current live-in squeeze Amber Heard. Set in 850 magnificen...

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Funny story: Hosepipe ban in Somerset town of Muchelney to remain. Residents fined £1000 per week.

Hosepipe ban in Somerset town of Muchelney to remain. Residents fined £1000 per week.

Councillors in the largely aquatic town of Muchelney in Somerset have announced that the restrictions on the use of water, including the controversial "hosepipe ban" are to remain in force for the rest of 2014. "We can't get to the offices to lift t...

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Funny story: Lib Dem MP 'Storms, floods punishment from God for voting 'no' to AV in referendum'

Lib Dem MP 'Storms, floods punishment from God for voting 'no' to AV in referendum'

There was consternation in the Liberal Democrats as an MP blogged 'The floods in Somerset are a warning from God - they are Divine retribution for the country rejecting the Alternative Vote system. It is clear that it is His will for the count...

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Funny story: Somerset housewife denies leaving bath filling while at hairdressers

Somerset housewife denies leaving bath filling while at hairdressers

Housewife Gloria Red-Nees has denied flooding Somerset by leaving the bath taps running while at the hairdressers. Husband, Lord Farquharse Red- Nees said "Oh yes you did" to her this morning. "I bloody well did not" said Gloria to our flooded co...

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Funny story: Osborne - Loans to be made available to build Arks

Osborne - Loans to be made available to build Arks

Chancellor of spin, "Gorgeous George" Osborne has announced that "Loan-Grants" are to be made available to married couples (straight or gay) to build Arks to solve the flood crisis. He announced to a meeting of redundant shipbuilders in Somerset,...

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Funny story: Somerset boat people stopped by Immigration officials trying to enter U.K.

Somerset boat people stopped by Immigration officials trying to enter U.K.

A UKIP comedy party spokesperson told our reporter this morning that the party had no problem with the scores of Somerset refugees entering Britain illegally. "These people will be held at a central processing unit and dealt with according to EU rul...

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Funny story: The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

NEW YORK CITY - The meteorologist who is considered to be The Rock Star of Weather Jim Cantore recently talked with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine. Cantore who many say is more recognized than Rush Limbaugh has covered every type of wea...

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