The Daily Mail are to sponsor an advert appealing for donations towards British flood victims. The advert, to be shown all across Syria, will feature a broad spectrum of white, middle-class people who currently live under the water. The newspaper...
Henley on Thames, Berks - Hope is fading fast tonight for former Gore 2000 supporter and Interpol Red Notice fugitive Andrey Borodin's $220m (£140m) Palladian pile on the banks of the River Thames in Berkshire. Park Place, a 100-room marble and gi...
There would be no flooding in an independent Scotland it was claimed today. The bold statement was made by Deputy First Minister Nicola Sturgeon, who was making a speech from somewhere up really, really high. "This just goes to prove yet another diff...
With the recent devastating flooding across the south of England, the Waterways Agency have requested help from the government to locate hundreds of miles of missing canals. "We thought we knew where they were," said Walter Way, head of Canal main...
The UK has and is still being battered by storms, floods and 100MPH winds, but there is a saviour in sight. PM David Cameron has been sighted on a non-existent 'dyke' wearing his designer wellies promising to plug it and she loved every second! He...
The Cosmos - Filthy conditions in Aquarius, sign of the water bearer, are likely to climax on Valentine's Day when the Leo Fool Moon brings a deluge of karma on Elizabeth Windsor's preposterous 62-year reign. That's the upshot of an astrology conf...
Wellington Boot sales are rocketing as Floods devastate parts of Britain and with more rain and gales to come! Chief Executive of Wellington Boots Inc, Mac Tosh, has told Spoof that 'sales are going welly well' with special designs for TV appearan...
Drilling operations to unblock the drains under Somerset have caused colossal geysers to shoot out of Birmingham sewers, the outraged Mayor of Birmingham claimed today. Labour voters in Birmingham watched in disbelief as millions of gallons of posh...
Berkshire, UK - Residents of the picturesque Thames village of Datchet fled for their lives tonight as rising flood waters brought a new menace to the neighborhood in the form of a pod of killer sharks. Local herbalist Alfred Bong-Edwards, 69, tak...
The Met Office has announced a new naming convention for storms, after experts ran out of common names, and then words in the English dictionary last week. A spokesman admitted, "We have cycled through three 'tropical storm Ruth's over the last 6...
London, UK - London Mayor Boris Johnson's vision of an airport on the Thames were rapidly becoming less of a pipe dream today as the UK's premier transport hub came under threat of being washed away by a huge wall of water creeping from the sodden T...
David Cameron has announced that the floods in Britain are the responsibility of the Environment Agency. Further he has asserted that 'The blame lies with the person at the top. It is always the person in charge who should be the one to take responsi...
Birds everywhere are reacting angrily to the ineptitude of humans after a bid to drain the Somerset Levels by dropping Eric Pickles from a great height failed dramatically, causing what many initially believed to be an 'extinction event'. Fortunat...
Those who can get to Torquay and the English Riviera later this year to bask in the sun in a pleasant climate will now find that their favourite spot has been lost in the sea. A local has told our special Spoof weather man, now swimming in the sea...
Somerset - The Pirates Of The Caribbean star is said to have been particularly impressed by the property's splendid river views when he first toured the Palladian pile late last year with current live-in squeeze Amber Heard. Set in 850 magnificen...
Councillors in the largely aquatic town of Muchelney in Somerset have announced that the restrictions on the use of water, including the controversial "hosepipe ban" are to remain in force for the rest of 2014. "We can't get to the offices to lift t...
There was consternation in the Liberal Democrats as an MP blogged 'The floods in Somerset are a warning from God - they are Divine retribution for the country rejecting the Alternative Vote system. It is clear that it is His will for the count...
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