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Funny story: Britain's Top Chippy Owned And Run By A Turk!

Britain's Top Chippy Owned And Run By A Turk!

Breaking news confirms that Britain's top chippy is owned and run by Turkish fast food mogul Ali Bullo, raising questions over the future of the nation's favourite fast food fix, and whether the much loved dish will retain its unique Britishness or f...

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Funny story: Cobblers! Something Fishy In Your Chip Shop

Cobblers! Something Fishy In Your Chip Shop

Unscrupulous fish 'n' chip shop owners are fooling customers who order the nations favourite dish. You may think that you are getting prime Atlantic caught cod in batter with your chips. No, it's cobblers! To be more precise it is the Vietnamese R...

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Funny story: Nuclear sub was delivering chips

Nuclear sub was delivering chips

The Commander of Le Triomphante, a French SNLE-NG class nuclear submarine, had visited Blackpool on holiday, where he had tasted the well-known English delicacy, fish and chips. After his first bite of a real English chip he was heard to say "Mon Die...

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Funny story: Global Credit Crunch originated in Carlisle Chippie!

Global Credit Crunch originated in Carlisle Chippie!

Following lengthy investigations, the cause of the Worldwide Credit Crunch has been traced to a chip shop in Carlisle. Its been discovered that the shop's owner, Mongoe Gongoe, has been selling his chips for only 3p per bag with free ketchup! M...

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Funny story: Salman Rushdie's Mushy Peas

Salman Rushdie's Mushy Peas

Literary heavy-weight Salman Rushdie has found a novel way of fighting the Credit Crunch, following the launch of his own name brand of Mushy Peas. The food, well loved by northerner's are another string to the bow of the Midnight's Children autho...

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Funny story: Sah Finger? Gangland Boss In Amazing Career Swap

Sah Finger? Gangland Boss In Amazing Career Swap

Gangland boss, Barry "the Makerel" Morris has stunned his former criminal pals and has turned over a new leaf as a respectable restrateur in the sleepy holiday harbour town of Padstow. Speaking from his seaside Michelin starred eatery he tells us:...

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Funny story: Biofuel flight linked to "Chippy" purchase.

Biofuel flight linked to "Chippy" purchase.

The first flight by a commercial airline to be powered partly by bio-fuel is being linked to the purchase of Scotland's top chip shop.

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Funny story: Woman Performs Miracle With Large Haddock

Woman Performs Miracle With Large Haddock

A Bristol woman has astounded local people by allegedly performing a miracle with nothing more than a large haddock.

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Funny story: Simon Cowell in "I'm Bigger Than John Lennon" Sensational Outburst

Simon Cowell in "I'm Bigger Than John Lennon" Sensational Outburst

Diminutive high-waisted trouser-wearing pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has stunned TV executives by claiming to be as big as John Lennon.

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Funny story: Ker-Ching! As Fish-Flogging Fast Food Chain Is Squids In

Ker-Ching! As Fish-Flogging Fast Food Chain Is Squids In

Fish-flogging fast food chain, Harry Ramsden, is hoping to boost its fortunes with a new gourmet range and believes that it will have the squids ringing through its tills.

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Funny story: Flash Floods Herald Onset Of Global Warming

Flash Floods Herald Onset Of Global Warming

Heavy flooding all over Britain is a sure sign of the early effects of Global Warming and Climate Change, say experts. Unseasonal torrential and prolonged outbreaks of very wet rain have caused flash...

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Funny story: Chip Shop Tractor Protest Fiasco!

Chip Shop Tractor Protest Fiasco!

A man from Milton Keynes has been arrested after driving a tractor into his local fish and chip shop 'The Crispy Cod'.

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Funny story: Sequel Set To Eclipse Original

Sequel Set To Eclipse Original

A new book is sweeping all before it and is set to be top of the best sellers before the week is out.

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Funny story: Fish and Chips Madness

Fish and Chips Madness

A man from Padstow in Cornwall was last night counting the cost of afternoon binge that's left him counting the cost.

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