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Funny story: American Border Patrols Checking All Vehicles Returning To Canada. Fireworks Being Smuggled.

American Border Patrols Checking All Vehicles Returning To Canada. Fireworks Being Smuggled.

All vehicles returning to Canada from trips to the US of A are being inspected meticulously for smuggled items. This month it is NOT drugs they are looking for but FIREWORKS. News quickly spread through Canada at the beginning of the month that t...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Firework Ban

Royal Wedding Firework Ban

The UK government has today announced a total ban on all fireworks in advance of the Royal Wedding, which is finally, at last, just around the corner. It is also considering pushing forward a motion to completely outlaw all firework and lighthearted...

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Funny story: Pete Doherty Birthday Party Ends with a Bang

Pete Doherty Birthday Party Ends with a Bang

Fire Engines were last night called to a small German pub to help put out a fire caused by a large explosion that originated from their Beer Garden. The explosion was believed to have come from a fireworks display gone wrong. It was said to have...

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Funny story: Boris insists on capitals fireworks being 'anchored'

Boris insists on capitals fireworks being 'anchored'

Mayor of London Boris Johnson has been labelled a killjoy for his insistence on all fireworks discharged over the weekend being anchored to ensure they land in the borough of origin. 'Cross borough' firework incidents were at an all time high last...

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Funny story: Nokia Enter the Digital Firework Market

Nokia Enter the Digital Firework Market

Nokia entered the ever growing digital firework market this week with the Nokia Vesuvius Express Music 3X-MDF. This top-of-the range firework not only has a touch screen eruption but has a superb built in MP3 player, USB connection and a SIM free 4G...

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Funny story: New, Safe, Digital Fireworks

New, Safe, Digital Fireworks

The weeks leading up to November 5th, always a worrying time for the Fire Brigade and hospitals. Now there's a solution - digital fireworks. Instead of lighting the touchpaper and running for your life, all you need do with the new Digital Fire...

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Funny story: Cher Blows Off Ass With Party Fireworks!

Cher Blows Off Ass With Party Fireworks!

The singer Cher is reportedly in stable condition this morning after having her ass shot off during a fireworks session last night. "Cher had all these great bangers and cherry bombs and lots of other stuff and invited some kids over so they could...

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Funny story: New Years fireworks are banned in Pakistan, Iraq and Afghanistan, much too dangerous

New Years fireworks are banned in Pakistan, Iraq and Afghanistan, much too dangerous

Ahead of the New Year celebrations several countries have decided to ban fireworks and firework displays because they feel they are much too dangerous! In Baghdad there was a fireworks display planned but it has been banned because several childre...

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Funny story: Fumbling Firework Farce Finally Fades

Fumbling Firework Farce Finally Fades

Firework shop "Bang and a Whimper" have announced they will be closing down their Fullham branch down next month due to flimsy sales. The specialist firework retailer is now a ticking time bomb set to explode and evaporate from history. Jonathan Reed...

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Funny story: July 4th Fireworks Banned To Prevent Global Warming

July 4th Fireworks Banned To Prevent Global Warming

Philadelphia PA - The City of Brotherly Love has abandoned its traditional Independence Day fireworks. The city will screen Al Gore's 'An Inconvenient Truth' for the public instead.

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Funny story: Americans To Celebrate Independence Day With Third-Degree Burns, Drunk Driving

Americans To Celebrate Independence Day With Third-Degree Burns, Drunk Driving

OMAHA - Americans are gearing up for the upcoming celebration of Independence Day with plans to barbeque, let off fireworks, inflict third-degree burns on themselves and others, and drive drunk.

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Funny story: Bush Celebrates 4th of July With Fireworks

Bush Celebrates 4th of July With Fireworks

President George W. Bush celebrated the 4th of July with fireworks and a bbq. Bush, at the Crawford Ranch for the Independence Day holiday, oohed and aahed with the rest at the "rockets red glare" overhead.

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Funny story: Cutty Sark Adds To Global Warming Threat

Cutty Sark Adds To Global Warming Threat

The Cutty Sark which is still on fire, could pose a threat to the world's climate through increased Global Warming, it has been claimed. The ship, which was undergoing a £25million refit with a view to being put...

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Funny story: Man Destroys Face With Bottle Rocket

Man Destroys Face With Bottle Rocket

FALLON, NEW MEXICO -- A 26-year-old New Mexico man has accidentally blown half of his nose off with a bottle rocket during a Chinese New Year celebration.

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