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Funny story: Slapped Arse Looks Like Queen's Face

Slapped Arse Looks Like Queen's Face

You've heard of the piece of burnt toast that looks like Jesus, the tea leaves that look like Elvis, and used tampon that looks like the Mother Theresa. Now there is a new addition to the list of everyday objects that look like famous people - a slap...

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Funny story: The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

On the verge of the world celebrating the longest serving monarch, a shocking piece of tapestry made in 1958 has been found by a royal collector, that has called into question the early years of the monarch and her close relationships with some of th...

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Funny story: 24-Year-Old Hasn't A Clue What He Did Before Internet Browser Tabs

24-Year-Old Hasn't A Clue What He Did Before Internet Browser Tabs

NEW YORK-In an unparalleled display of mental lapse, local 24-year-old Rick Floyter admits he has absolutely no clue what he did before the browser tab. "I suppose I used separate windows, but I really can't be sure," he said. Tabs have been arou...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Voted Sexiest Armpits at Wimbledon

Maria Sharapova Voted Sexiest Armpits at Wimbledon

Wimbledon, which some think is mostly a British event, has come under a barrage of new international scrutiny for by the IAFA, the International Armpit Fetish Association. Ivan Pectoralva, president of the IAFA announced that tennis is the greate...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses A Fetish About Uniforms

Miley Cyrus Confesses A Fetish About Uniforms

Apparently singer/actress Miley Cyrus has a thing about guys in uniforms. This was related on Facebook by a former boyfriend from three years ago who says he "wasn't anyone important". After Donald Briant, who once dated Miley over about a six wee...

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Funny story: Willow Palin Has An Out-of-Control Fantasy Fetish About Justin Bieber

Willow Palin Has An Out-of-Control Fantasy Fetish About Justin Bieber

WASILLA, Alaska - The television news program Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Sarah Palin's second daughter, the non-dancing Willow Palin, has admitted to having an out-of-control fetish regarding Justin Bieber. Willow "The Pillow" as her...

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Funny story: Foot Fetish Looms Big For Jets As Ryan Calls on Last Second Field Goal to Beat Colts!

Foot Fetish Looms Big For Jets As Ryan Calls on Last Second Field Goal to Beat Colts!

Jet's Coach Rex Ryan relied on his foot fetish again to pull out a last second win against hated rival Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts in the AFC playoff game when kicker Nick Folk put one through the uprights for a 17-16 win with no time...

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Funny story: It Certainly Appears That New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Has Really Focused On The "Foot" Part Of The Word Football

It Certainly Appears That New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Has Really Focused On The "Foot" Part Of The Word Football

MANHATTAN - Rex Ryan the head football coach of the NFL New York Jets was spotted in Macy's Department Store. He was asked by a reporter for The Right Coast Illustrated Revue, Gingerbread Matchaletti why he was in the store. The Jets coach replie...

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Funny story: New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Denies That He Has A Foot Fetish - But Adds That He Does Have A Collection of Over 700 Bras

New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Denies That He Has A Foot Fetish - But Adds That He Does Have A Collection of Over 700 Bras

MANHATTAN - New York Jets football coach Rex Ryan was shopping in Macy's Department Store when he was asked by a reporter for The RumorMonger Revue Tabloid about his newly revealed foot fetish. Ryan turned three shades of shocking pink. He giggled...

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Funny story: A plea for stories on 'ear lobes' to take us away from vaginas for a while

A plea for stories on 'ear lobes' to take us away from vaginas for a while

I am so tired of reading stories about vaginas and penis(es| and am making a plea to writers to come up with some interesting takes on ear lobes. I have just read (or heard-I can't remember which) that if you have your earlobes made 'smaller' you will definitely look much younger. That would mean you may be more attractive to women (you guys) before they even catch a glimpse of your nethe...

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Funny story: Jonathon Ross Has Liquid Nitrogen Fetish

Jonathon Ross Has Liquid Nitrogen Fetish

What has hitherto been a closely guarded secret among a tight circle of friends became public knowledge on Friday night when it was revealed that TV personality Jonathon Ross finds liquid nitrogen 'really horny' a 'bit scary' and 'tantalisingly irres...

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Funny story: Bubble Wrap Sex Better Than Mile High, Couple Say

Bubble Wrap Sex Better Than Mile High, Couple Say

A couple from New York say their bubble wrap sex club is better than the Mile High Club by a long shot. Johnson and Fanny Swisher of Nookie Corners in upper New York say they had a horrible time trying to get into the Mile High Club where you have...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Admits to Foot Fetish

Spoof Writer Admits to Foot Fetish

Spoof writer Buckwheatsbutt has just openly admitted to a sexual fantasy. He has a foot fetish. Buck is not into licking toes or painting toenails. Instead, he likes insteps. In fact, the writer recently announced that he plans to kill off his...

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Funny story: Former Aide to Mitt Romney Says He Quit Presidential Race Because of Looming "Cheese-Gate" Scandal

Former Aide to Mitt Romney Says He Quit Presidential Race Because of Looming "Cheese-Gate" Scandal

BOSTON, MA -- A former aide to Mitt Romney, the former Governor of Massachusetts who recently dropped out of the Presidential race because he claimed "he hated to lose," says that Romney dropped out of the race for an entirely different rea...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive

Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive

A man in Italy who made a perfect replica of the Paris Hilton using his toenails has been caught on the Spanish coast taking photos of sun bathers feet. It is claimed he would creep up on bathers and take pictures of there feet while they slept.

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