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Funny story: Royal Wedding News: Fernando Torres To Stage Re-enactment Of His First Chelsea Goal

Royal Wedding News: Fernando Torres To Stage Re-enactment Of His First Chelsea Goal

Chelsea striker Fernando Torres, who scored his first goal in a Blues shirt in the 3-0 win over West Ham last weekend, is to be allowed to stage a re-enactment of the goal at the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton on Friday. Torres...

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Funny story: West Ham Boss Depressed After Chelsea Defeat

West Ham Boss Depressed After Chelsea Defeat

The 3-0 defeat at the hands of fellow Londoners Chelsea has seen West Ham boss Avram Grant virtually concede that his club is a dead cert to be relegated. Losing so heavily at this time of the season is always hard to take, a world weary Grant com...

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Funny story: Torres Chelsea Nightmare Continues - Still Firing Blanks - Viagra Advised

Torres Chelsea Nightmare Continues - Still Firing Blanks - Viagra Advised

Another night at the office for £50 million out of sorts Chelsea striker, Fernando Torres. Another disaster. This time the office was Old Trafford in the Champions League quarter final, second leg, which saw the Spaniard substituted at half time as h...

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Funny story: Chicharito Leaves Chelsea In Tatters

Chicharito Leaves Chelsea In Tatters

Chelsea's season ended ignominiously here at Old Trafford tonight, at the precise moment that Javier Hernandez, aka Chicharito pounced onto a Ryan Giggs cross to score as half-time loomed in the Champions League quarter final second leg. That goal...

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Funny story: £50 Million Striker Torres Insists: "I'm No Jaffa"

£50 Million Striker Torres Insists: "I'm No Jaffa"

Chelsea's £50 million striker, Fernando Torres apparently confided to friends last night that an old episode of British sit-com, Only Fools And Horses was ruining his life. The episode in question revolved around used car dealer, Boycey, who, desp...

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Funny story: Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Chelsea took all three points in this top four struggle - but once again West London was rocking with laughter at the irony. It seemed Chelsea, for all their effort, were going to come up blank against a resolute City defence - in fact these are t...

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Funny story: Chelsea Party Spoiled by Liverpool - Hilarious Says Expert

Chelsea Party Spoiled by Liverpool - Hilarious Says Expert

On the day when Chelsea looked to rub Liverpool's nose in it, the Merseysiders grabbed all three points in West London. Having nabbed the Scousers' star striker Fernando Torres as the January transfer window closed last week, the West London blues...

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Funny story: Carroll and Suarez relieve Fernando Torres at 'Anfieldgrad'

Carroll and Suarez relieve Fernando Torres at 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We, the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', are surrounded by an opposition force, without Fernando Torres. 'Anfieldgrad' is cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffered the fiercest cold Winter, whereupon Von Hodgson WALKED ALONE down the M62 ALONE, with a few Million Rubles into oblivion! The beleagured Comm...

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Funny story: Battle fatigued Fernando Torres leaves 'Anfieldgrad'

Battle fatigued Fernando Torres leaves 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We are surrounded by opposing forces and cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and Von Hodgson took a walk down the M62 ALONE with...

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Funny story: Torres - Please release me

Torres - Please release me

Liverpool striker Fernando Torres, seemingly wants to be looking at the exit door at Anfield. To go to Chelsea. Seems it's a question of personal choice, and not, as has been suggested in some quarters, a case of 'tapping up' a contractually oblig...

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Funny story: Welcome back, King Kenny, but speak slowly please

Welcome back, King Kenny, but speak slowly please

Liverpool FC is in turmoil yet again. The greatest club in the world, bar none, has said ta ra to another manager. Inevitable, I suppose, when no one except Shankly will satisfy the Kop. Not Shankly, but as Scottish as Shankly, King Kenny Dalglish...

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Funny story: Gerrard, Carragher And Torres Hand In Transfer Requests

Gerrard, Carragher And Torres Hand In Transfer Requests

Under fire Liverpool were today dealt another crushing body blow as their three star players all handed in transfer requests, Mickey McWhack writes. During a disastrous season which has seen the once mighty Reds CRASH! out of the Champions League,...

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Funny story: Torres: I'm Prettier Than Drogba

Torres: I'm Prettier Than Drogba

Liverpool pretty boy Fernando Torres has responded to remarks made by Didier Drogba, that come May the two will be very close at the top of the scoring charts. While Torres refused to deny this, he had a wholly different system of determining who is...

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Funny story: Torres Can't Kop A Feel

Torres Can't Kop A Feel

Liverpool superstar Fernando Torres has admitted he doesn't wasn't Liverpool to win the title as it may harm his chances with the gay section of the Kop end. Speaking outspokenly about the situation Torres (20 something) said "They always want wha...

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Funny story: Torres Speaks To German Newspaper

Torres Speaks To German Newspaper

Fernando Torres has spoken for the first time to respected German daily newspaper Wunter Under Meijer about how he didn't think his Liverpool career would be as happy as it has turned out.

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