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Funny story: Washington Outlaws Money; Puts Americans on a Credit Allowance

Washington Outlaws Money; Puts Americans on a Credit Allowance

Washington DC - Your money isn't good here anymore. A new ruling by the Federal Reserve prohibits Americans from "owning, possessing or utilizing" money, in any shape or form, under the threat of life imprisonment. The prohibition is at the heart...

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Funny story: JP Morgan begging

JP Morgan begging

NEW YORK - JP Morgan issued a press release at a press conference today stating that they had to stop buying anything. This has nothing to do with the fact that they lost billions of dollars, the exact amount unknown. CEO, JD, stated that the re...

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Funny story: Federal Reserve building under sea pipeline to pump dollars to Europe

Federal Reserve building under sea pipeline to pump dollars to Europe

Atlantic Ocean - Our source, Micky Splainit aboard the S.S. Dollylop, a pipeline building vessel dispatched by the Federal Reserve, reports that construction of a pipeline capable of pumping a trillion dollars per day to Germany is nearly completed.

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Funny story: The Statue of Liberty - A solution to America's debt crisis.

The Statue of Liberty - A solution to America's debt crisis.

With America's debt crisis spiralling out of control, the Federal Reserve has called on all Government Departments to review their portfolios to look for any cost saving or revenue generating opportunities. In a leaked memo from the National Park...

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Funny story: Paul the Octopus Lives! Currently Deciding US Economic Policy

Paul the Octopus Lives! Currently Deciding US Economic Policy

Fans of the 2008 World Cup will remember the stunning track record of Paul the Octopus, who predicted 8/8 World Cup final results by selecting mussels out of one of two boxes. Shortly after his predictive victory Paul was declared dead and his remain...

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Funny story: Another 2 trillion is added to the existing $12 trillion National Debt - It's the start of the end of the United States of America's economy

Another 2 trillion is added to the existing $12 trillion National Debt - It's the start of the end of the United States of America's economy

Federal Reserve Bank, Printing Press Division: A trillion dollar here and trillion dollar there. The US is "running out of time" to reach a deal on raising the country's debt ceiling to avert a possible early August default. It took the United S...

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Funny story: Bernanke Finally Admits He Has "No Clue" About U.S. Economy

Bernanke Finally Admits He Has "No Clue" About U.S. Economy

After sixteen consecutive quarters of shockingly incorrect calls on the state of U.S. economy, Chairman of the Federal Reserve Ben Bernanke said this week's press conference would be his final sorry attempt at making predictions about the financial d...

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Funny story: Americans Turn to Monopoly Money As The US Dollar Continues To Fall

Americans Turn to Monopoly Money As The US Dollar Continues To Fall

Washington - In an attempt to stimulate the US economy, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke gives Americans the thumbs-up to begin using Monopoly money. At a Fed press conference Monday morning, Bernanke encouraged Americans to, "Pass Go, collect $...

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Funny story: Bilderberg inaugurates 'Feudal Reserve' banking

Bilderberg inaugurates 'Feudal Reserve' banking

Switzerland - The secretive Bilderberg group plans to take reserve banking to the next level, according to Mr. Z, our confidential Bilderberg conference mole. In a small caucus of top leaders, rife with royalty, it was decided to do away with the...

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Funny story: US President Barack Obama unveils plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) mega-deficits to bankrupt the USA

US President Barack Obama unveils plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) mega-deficits to bankrupt the USA

Washington DC, USA: US President Barack Obama unveiling plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) of deficit spending over the next decade, will test the bond markets with mega-deficits, whilst making little attempt to control the spiralling costs of...

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Funny story: Federal Reserve Call Inflation Hawks: Scared Lil Bitches

Federal Reserve Call Inflation Hawks: Scared Lil Bitches

The latest Federal Reserve minutes included a topic which simply stated "Nervous Pricks" According to sources, the Fed is more concerned about a genital herpes flare up than inflation. The minutes reveal a comment from an anonymous party statin...

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Funny story: Time to "shut-er-down" says Fed Secretary Bernanke

Time to "shut-er-down" says Fed Secretary Bernanke

In an historic move Federal Reserve Secretary Ben Bernanke has named Friday March 5 as the last day for money printing in the United States. "Sometimes you just get to where you have to call it a day." said the Fed Chief during an unusually rambli...

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Funny story: Chinese warned not to try to keep US currency

Chinese warned not to try to keep US currency

WASHINGTON DC - The Federal Reserve issued a warning through a special courier to me for world-wide publication to China, "Do not attempt to keep our currency". As the note handed to me stated: US currency is the property of the United States G...

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Funny story: Bernanke announces top ten new ways to stimulate the economy

Bernanke announces top ten new ways to stimulate the economy

WASHINGTON DC - Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced to a small disparate pool of reporters today that due to the weak U.S. economy and labor market a new ten prong approach to placing money in the hands of Joe the Six-pack will be impleme...

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Funny story: Bank to takeover Federal Reserve System

Bank to takeover Federal Reserve System

Sioux Falls (DP) - In an unanimous vote, the Senate approved a privately owned bank to takeover the Federal Reserve to manage the nation's money supply. Obama said, "It is time to cut the friction of the middleman out and work directly with the n...

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Funny story: Bernanke Pleased with Zimbabwe Visit

Bernanke Pleased with Zimbabwe Visit

Harare, Zimbabwe. Ben Bernanke is very pleased with his visit at the central bank in the Zimbabwean capital, Harare. Dr. Bernanke is visiting his Zimbabwean colleague, Reserve Bank Governor Dr. Gideon Gono, and the Zimbabwe President, Dr. Robert Muga...

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Funny story: Federal reserve cancels China bonds and claims all the china in China

Federal reserve cancels China bonds and claims all the china in China

WASHINGTON DC, U.S.A. - Federal Reserve chairman Bernanke canceled all bonds held by China in response to the consequential damages due to Chinese lead, melamine, and now stinky wallboard exports harming the U.S. economy beyond repair. In addition...

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