PHILADELPHIA - (Sports News) - The Eagles recently took a fast food poll and the winner of the favorite fast food of the Philadelphia Eagles was fried chicken. The poll was conducted by The QuinniPinni Polling Agency and they found that the defens…
CHICAGO - (Fast Food Satire) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just broken the story that Whataburger Inc. has become America's first fast food restaurant to add valet parking. Lexi Aspen, with Cloud 9, notes that Whataburgers are so good that even ex…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The fast food world is stunned as Popeye's, the nation's leading chicken fast food restaurant, imports chickens from Iceland, which is fast becoming the "Chicken Capital of The World." After combing the globe for th…
The newest and fastest growing burger chain out west and in the South is El Slurpo's. Soon to spread nationwide. Their food come in gulp cups of three sizes. It's super-fast food. Be in and out - and fully fed in 5 minutes. Basi…
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Food Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency has just informed the public that the newest Whataburger Restaurant in Mexico, is doing record-breaking business. The Orange W eatery is selling out a new food item that Whatabur…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The American Food News Agency has just announced that the Whataburger food franchise has just surpassed the Burger King food chain in popularity. AFNA writer Calypso Igloo writes that the Texas-based fast food giant…
CALEXICO, California - (Satire News) - The McDonalds fast food chain has just come up with a new menu meal combo that has proved to be extremely successful. Mickey D's has started selling it's Big Mac, McFries, and McBeer Combo for Adults Only, in…
Fast food giants across the USA love seeing all those drones in Ukraine dropping bombs on unsuspecting Russians sleeping in their tanks that they want in on the drone business too! Preliminary tests are being done, and burgers and fries and tacos…
GATOR GROIN, Florida - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that a well-known porn star Pretzel Garibaldi, has just gone into the fried chicken fast food business. Miss Garibaldi has opened up Pretzel's Finger Licken' Chicken Res…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll reveals that fast food has really gotten quite popular in every state in the union, but especialy in North Dakota. The poll revealed that coitus is now second to fast food in 369 of North Dakot…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Satire News) - The burger giant that was born in Corpus Christi, Texas back in 1950, and now resides in San Antonio, Texas has just introduced it's latest fantabulous menu addition. Whataburger, so named because it takes two…
FORT WORTH, Texas - (Business Satire) - The Dairy Queen Corporation has just made a fast food decision that will rock the fast food world. The powers-that-be at DQ have announced that their smaller mall restaurants will now be known as Dairy Princ…
CHICAGO - (Fast Food Satire) - A poll that was taken by The QuinniPinni Polling Agency clearly shows that fast foods claim that fast food is fast is not really true. The poll was taken in every state in the nation except for West Virginia. Why not…
The Dogburger is exactly what it sounds like. Here in Los Angeles, people are trying the sandwich out of curiosity. Californians are historically adventurous eaters - Remember the 'Donner Pass' event? Anyway, the Jade Dog is a big commercial…
Several News sites carry the Story of the first all Robotic McDonalds in Fort Worth, Texas. You go inside an 8"X10' room to order by touch screen - pay and go over to the delivery shelf. If you forget Pepper or Catsup or Coffee Creamers - or nee…
Huge fast food chain McDonald's announced today that they are testing the use of conveyor belts in their drive throughs in an effort to speed up their service times, which are notoriously the slowest in the fast food industry. CEO Ronald McDonald…
China has taken a bit of a hit in its worldwide image ever since Covid revealed how much the Chinese love eating things that very few non-Chinese people do. Now, a new Chinese burger chain is opening across the globe, everywhere that China has jam…
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