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Funny story: Top Fashion Designers Focus On Upskirting

Top Fashion Designers Focus On Upskirting

The new craze of upskirting has figured prominently in next year's Spring collections of many of the world's foremost fashion designers, some of whom have used rather less fabric than they did in last season's skirt designs. Upskirting is the exci...

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Funny story: Men realises waistcoats aren't the way to go in a heatwave

Men realises waistcoats aren't the way to go in a heatwave

Tony Hemmings, 33, the cock of the walk in Basingstoke has realised that despite Gareth Southgate's leading work in the field, waist-coats are not the defacto male clothing to be worn during a heat-wave. 'Imagine my surprise, to be following the s...

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Funny story: PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

If you're a blue-jeans-wearing kind of gal (or guy), then you're aware of the fashion revolution that is stretch denim – but what you may not know is that the research and development of stretch denim was funded by Big Food (namely, Nestle, McDonald'...

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Funny story: Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

With North Korea exploding, Houston sinking, and the rest of the world going "bananas", it seems there is no limit to utter insanity infecting the minds of modern day generations. Stinking designer sneakers, better known as trainers, are being flo...

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Funny story: Granite counter tops no longer in fashion

Granite counter tops no longer in fashion

Emmaus, PA - Once the height of fashion, granite counter tops are going the way of the Studebaker. What's in fashion now, according to Ms. McBoobay, Emmaus real estate agent, are the old counter tops that were in during the 1990's. The cheap old com...

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Funny story: Neurologist: Cam Newton has damaged Haberdashery cortex

Neurologist: Cam Newton has damaged Haberdashery cortex

Dr. Ralph Beekman, department head of Admiral university's famed Brain trauma institute is also a season ticket holder to the Carolins Panthers. In his expert opinion Cam Newton "has sustained an unusually high number of semi-concussions this year t...

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Funny story: Peroxide Hoarding Reported in Nation's Capitol Following Trump Victory

Peroxide Hoarding Reported in Nation's Capitol Following Trump Victory

The small supply room at Color Me Crazy, a Northwest Washington DC salon, is bursting to capacity. Yesterday it doubled as a break room for 4 stylists but today, bottles of peroxide and noxious gas fill the space. "We haven't ordered peroxide in at...

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Funny story: So Many Ties!

So Many Ties!

I hadn't really noticed It just crept up on me How many ties I've purchased More than thirty-three In fact, thirty-four How many neckties do I need? I've only got one neck! It really does border on greed My mate said "Flippin' 'eck!" Or so...

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Funny story: Police Find Low-Riding Pants Very Easy To Catch

Police Find Low-Riding Pants Very Easy To Catch

Washington, D.C. - A recent study conducted by the U.S. Justice Department found that arrest rates for crimes of all sorts, in every major metropolitan area in the last five years, were way, way up! And the key reason seems to be the ridiculous fash...

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Funny story: The End Of Hipsters?

The End Of Hipsters?

San Francisco, CA - It has been a good, long ride for the waxed mustache set, but it appears that there might be moth holes in the secondhand fabric that is keeping this trend together. We talked to a well-pierced waxy named "Scat-Cat," who claimed t...

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Funny story: Burqas Fashion Hit For European Infidels

Burqas Fashion Hit For European Infidels

New York London Paris Munich everybody is talking about pop music! And not only pop music because in those European places everybody who is keen on the fashion is talking about Burqas - they are this years latest hottest hippest clothing trend for th...

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Funny story: Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Los Angeles, CA - Humans, much like gorillas: are interested, influenced, and educated by viewing recordings of their own species copulating on monitors. Humans love pornography and it influences the sex practices they engage in. Unless the last porn...

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Funny story: Fashion Icon First To Be Jailed In Underweight-Gate!

Fashion Icon First To Be Jailed In Underweight-Gate!

Giovanni Testarossa, 59, was the first, in what is likely to be many jailed fashion moguls-thrown into a Parisian dungeon for hiring underweight models. On Friday, April 2nd, The French Ministry set into affect new harsh penalties for hiring fashi...

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Funny story: Business booming at Rodeo Drive thrift store ahead of Oscars Night

Business booming at Rodeo Drive thrift store ahead of Oscars Night

Beverly Hills, Ca - A Rodeo Drive dress recycling shop is staying open round the clock this weekend catering to Sunday's Oscars Fright crowd. Haute couture numbers in latex and taffeta are flying off the rails as cash-strapped Hollywood Z-Listers...

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Funny story: Obummer makes spectacle of himself

Obummer makes spectacle of himself

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- While fashionistas give the president a hand for condescending to wear a necktie while addressing the world at large, they haven't been as impressed with Barack Obummer's latest selection of clothing color. While admittin...

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Funny story: Obummer makes spectacle of himself

Obummer makes spectacle of himself

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- While fashionistas give the president a hand for condescending to wear a necktie while addressing the world at large, they haven't been as impressed with Barack Obummer's latest selection of clothing color. While admittin...

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Funny story: Doesn't that itch?

Doesn't that itch?

Vaginas. They have really stood the test of time and remain as popular today as they ever were. Possibly even more so and it's hardly surprising. Us guys don't have them, and the girls that do don't always want us to see them. This only adds to our fascination, and then we read ladies magazines and discover there are loads of different ways girls can embellish their vaginas! It's no wonder we're a...

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