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Funny story: Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

San Francisco, CA (UPU) Scientists here have modeled the first smartass phone. Butt dialing has reached a new level as demonstrated by models walking the catwalk here, wearing nothing but the totally flexible phone screens covering strategic body...

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Funny story: One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

Scientists from the Seattle Technology Institute National College (STINC) have achieved a major breakthrough in recycling technology. Spokesperson Violet Funk explained. "STINC specializes in recycling human and animal waste, with a focus on conve...

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Funny story: Man Produced Fart That Lasted About 25 Seconds

Man Produced Fart That Lasted About 25 Seconds

A teacher has told of how an enormous build-up of gas in his intestine led to him releasing a fart that lasted about 25 seconds. Moys Kenwood, 55, had been sitting at a computer, planning a lesson for about one hour, when he felt that he needed t...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Many of us knew it twas only a matter of time before it happened, but alas it finally...happened. At Buckingham Palace, during Sunday tea with the Queen, sitting down with Meghan Markle for just an intimate little twosome - the first time since the w...

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Funny story: Man Tried, Unsuccessfully, To Stifle Fart

Man Tried, Unsuccessfully, To Stifle Fart

'Embarrassment' was hardly the word to use for one man in Battambang this morning, after he tried to stifle a fart that his instinct told him, was likely to have a major impact in his classroom. Moys Kenwood, 54, attempted to subdue the pump he kn...

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Funny story: Farts - Are They REALLY That Funny?

Farts - Are They REALLY That Funny?

I was once asked, by a woman in all seriousness, whether I really thought the sound of a rasping fart was funny. All I could do was howl with laughter. The reason for this is unclear, even to me. It could have been something to do with hearing...

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Funny story: Trump-Kim Summit to Include Farting Contest

Trump-Kim Summit to Include Farting Contest

The summit meeting between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un is apparently back on, after Dear Leader Kim acceded to one of President Trump's key demands. "I am only too happy to accept President Trump's challenge," announced the Dear Leader in a press...

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Funny story: Man's Stepdaughter Breaks Wind Very Near His Face

Man's Stepdaughter Breaks Wind Very Near His Face

There was real family drama in the Tapon area of Battambang last night, when the stepdaughter of an Englishman living in the locality broke wind in close proximity to his face, causing much resentment. Moys Kenwood, 54, was typing out a spoof sto...

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Funny story: Invisible Russian spies attack the UK with 'Baked Beans!'

Invisible Russian spies attack the UK with 'Baked Beans!'

After the shocking poison attack in Salisbury by Russian agents, who nobody has found, seen, or even proof that they did it, Putin has ordered his invisible agents to attack Brits with their favorite food, Baked Beans! The first attack was on a ca...

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Funny story: Man Woken Up By Own Fart

Man Woken Up By Own Fart

A man was stirred from his slumbers in Cambodia last night after hearing a noise which he subsequently realised was his own anus speaking to him through the medium of a fart. Moys Kenwood, an Englishman, was fast asleep when, from the depths of hi...

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Funny story: Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting

Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting

Geneva, Switzerland - Professor Grostrou DuCul of Le Pied Malodorant University held a small press conference this afternoon to clarify how global warming is producing earth quakes. According to the Professor both animals and humans turn their ba...

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Funny story: Hillary renamed book "I Fart"

Hillary renamed book "I Fart"

In an effort to boost flagging sales, the notorious loser, Hillary, has renamed her losing 'book', from the insipid "What Happened?", to "I Fart". The new publisher selected for this new edition is a little known vanity publisher the name of which w...

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Funny story: Trump Introduces New 'Fart Code'

Trump Introduces New 'Fart Code'

Since taking office, President Donald Trump has signed over 43 executive orders. Today he has added to that tally by signing another and possibly his most controversial and bizarre to date. The executive order bans the word 'Trumped 'from bein...

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Funny story: Neighbors Get Restraining Order To Stop Woman From Eating Beans

Neighbors Get Restraining Order To Stop Woman From Eating Beans

A family in Higginsbern have successfully obtained a restraining order that prevents their neighbor from eating beans. Inger Clifton said she and her family had complained about a gas smell since moving in to the apartment above Flo Pyroclastopis'...

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Funny story: Art of the deal to be renamed fart of the deal

Art of the deal to be renamed fart of the deal

Due to the numerous winds swirling around the president-elect, his renowned study of how to succeed in business may get another title. Encouraged by a recent internet meme on this possibility, The Fart of the Deal could become a companion piece to...

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Funny story: New video of Trump farting released by Paul Ryan

New video of Trump farting released by Paul Ryan

Washington D.C. - in a press conference here this morning, Paul Ryan released a video of Trump farting and then bragging about how well he can fart. On the video, the fart can be heard to last for a full nine seconds, at a pitch at least two octaves...

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Funny story: Theresa May's Inaugural Speech Leaked

Theresa May's Inaugural Speech Leaked

Theresa May in anticipation of becoming Britain's next Prime Minister sent a copy of her inaugural speech to her friend Hillary Clinton which is how we managed to get it. Here it is in full. "Mister Speaker, honourable ladies and gentlemen. There...

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