A man who joined the Facebook social media platform eight years ago, has said he "really couldn't care less", after it came to light that he has a grand total of only one person following him. The man, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, 57-ye…
(NOT EDITED) "Those who perpetrate social-media crimes, should be taken to justice!" Was the reaction of a Facebook user after visiting a physiotherapist who analyzed the man's fingers, which were totally 'stiff!' After being diagnosed with a drea…
(UNEDITED) Dead as a 'Dodo', extinct, Jurassic, dinosaur, Facebook, has finally 'bitten the dust' among young people who hate anything their mum's and dad's participate in! A survey completed by Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) has re…
(UNEDITED) Facebook's HQ, Hamburg, Germany, has been attacked by a deranged user after his fingers were cramped deleting their constant nonsensical, pathetic ads! "Enough is enough!" Was his constant scream for help as the daily overdose of shitty…
House wife and self declared internet crusader, Betsy Mcflangerhanger, recently re-posted a graphic that came up on her news feed despite the graphic's warning that it had been removed from Facebook. Mrs. McFlangerhanger described the moment she…
Despite having a lot more time to kill, local man Wayne Badger is still no more popular on social networking sites than he was this time last year. With only seven friends on Facebook (3 of whom have deactivated) and 17 followed on Twitter, the ch...
FOT News, NYC. Shawn Insanity reporting for Friends of Trump News. In an interview this morning with FOT News, Facebook founder and head, Mark Zuckerberg, claimed that his Facebook company shouldn't be the "arbiter of truth" for stuff that's posted…
Springfield - A local man, upon seeing friends on Facebook posting cartoon-like avatars that seemed to improve their looks, tried the app for himself, but removed the resulting image after, in his opinion, it did not seem to have the same effect on h…
The latest on the deadly Coronavirus is that a man who has a Facebook 'friend' he hasn't seen since school, says the 'friend' firmly believes China developed the virus specifically to spread throughout the world in order to destroy western economies,…
A writer on a satirical news website has said that, despite knowing that other writers have done it, and that the results can be extraordinarily beneficial in a cynical points-scoring way, he will never link his stories to any of the social media pla...
A man who is at the epi-center of the deadly Coronavirus outbreak, has made an impassioned plea to the virus itself, to please, please, PLEASE leave himself and his family alone. Moys Kenwood, 56, who lives on Planet Earth, where the virus broke o...
As the number of negative 'online' incidents involving football players continues to rise, Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has given his backing to those who feel they no longer wish to use social media, and have deleted their accounts, say...
A man, who may very well have had a low-standard education, became confused whilst using the Facebook social media platform this week, and inadvertently mixed-up the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, with the German chancellor, Angela Merkel. Oh d...
Twitter has said that, "in response to thousands of requests worldwide", it has disabled the account of President Donald Trump, and will not be reinstating it. The unexpected move follows a user backlash, a day after the social network announced p...
Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, has reacted to the ongoing furore over Prince Andrew and the allegations involving rape of an underaged girl back in 2001, by banning to Royal sex pest from the social media platform. Andrew, 59, is a Facebook regula...
The wives of footballers, Wayne Rooney and Jamie Vardy, who were thought to be "close to agreement" after their recent falling-out on Instagram that caused a huge controversy in their own minds, have now asked for VAR assistance in their bid to sort...
A man with a shitload of things on his mind has revealed how he was so badly distracted by them, that he very nearly forgot what should have been a very important date in his calendar - his sister's birthday. Moys Kenwood knew, instinctively, that...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
