Despite a disastrous World Cup 2010 campaign and an even worse league season with recently relegated West Ham, Robert "Oops" Green has been recalled to the England squad for the Euro qualifier against Switzerland. Swiss boss Ottmar Hitzfeld has ac...
The Football Association's executive board has agreed to abstain in the vote to decide whether or not to continue with Fabio Capello as England manager. FA Chairman David Bernstein explained : "All members of the executive board were unanimous...
England coach Fabio Capello has vowed to boo 'God Save the Queen' at all future football Internationals after captain John Terry revealed the Welsh fans doing so before their Euro 2012 qualifier had instilled the motivation to win their manager repea...
England manager Fabio Capello has finally clarified the position regarding the captaincy of the top team. Over the last few weeks, the under pressure boss has taken the job away from Manchester United's Rio Ferdinand and handed it back to Chelsea'...
With half of the victorious side that defeated the Welsh on Saturday sent back to their clubs boss Fabio Capello has had to think of a new captain for Tuesday nights match against Ghana. John Terry's wife has an order requesting Tezza is not allow...
Controversy has hit English Football after large amounts of milk crates were found piling up outside the old FA headquarters in Soho square. Apparently the milk order was not cancelled when they moved to their new Wembley Headquarters. It is un...
The suspicion that Fabio Capello is wanting the Football Association to put him out of his misery and sack him was confirmed today when the beleaguered England boss reinstated John Terry as national captain. The decision to replace Rio Ferdinand a...
President Obama is to pay a visit to Former England captain Rio Ferdinand,so he can get a first hand account of the conflict between Rio and Fabio Capello, the England manager. 'Before we have a UN resolution on this matter' Obama announced 'I wan...
Fabio Capello has thrown his weight behind the bid to host the 2026 World Cup. The England coach regards England as "the perfect country" as "the facilities and stadiums are really good". Lets not, of course, forget the quality air and rail lin...
Fabio Capello and Avram Grant are to swap places in a deal which will stun the football world. England's manager, recovering from another brilliant display in England's friendly against France, said from his hospital bed: 'After taking England fro...
"A right load of ol Capello capped crap" was the majority verdict after England's dismal display against the reincarnated French last night a Wembley. Capello decided to wear a cappie, a good decision (the only one), not an umbrella, like his pred...
England boss Fabio Capello is under investigation this morning, after world football's governing body FIFA asked him to explain his actions in calling-up uncapped Bolton Wanderers bull-in-a-china-shop striker Kevin Davies for his Euro 2012 squad to f...
England manager Fabio Capello has once again caused controversy with a new online index in which he rates the players partners. The Capello WAG Index, which includes categories such as blondeness, submissiveness, appeal to Neanderthal Nuts readers...
Wembley, North London: In sumptuous surroundings, cigar smoke in the air and many people speaking in high class pronounced accents, with their noses in the air, everybody fell silent when the main speaker for the evening, Tommy Cooper who was already standing at the lectern, coughed to begin the lecture. "Lords Ladies and Gentlemen, may I remind all of you who are here this evening, that as st...
Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has this morning emerged as the man most likely to succeed England boss Fabio Capello when the Italian is finally ousted from his post, I can report. Redknapp, formerly boss at Bournemouth, West Ham, Portsm...
England manager Fabio Capello bigged up Wayne Rooney's display, he also said that he was happy with the way he played football and scored on Tuesday night, his first England goal in a while. The Manchester United striker is an integral part of the...
Fabio Capello always knew Rooney liked a bit on the side, but a right swinger was not always available. 'His trouble' said the England manager 'is that he can easily stray offside. His brain appears to be between his legs.' This startling discover...
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