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Measure of 'Lowest Common Denominator' Among Americans Near Zero

Funny story: Measure of 'Lowest Common Denominator' Among Americans Near Zero

The benchmark for the so-called 'lowest common denominator' of Americans is now close to bottoming out. "Any lower and we'll be flat lining," says Owen Richards, head of statistical analysis at More On, a California think tank. The term represe...

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Both candidates collapse following debate 3 rushed to medical facility

Funny story: Both candidates collapse following debate 3 rushed to medical facility

Spoof Investigations has just learned that directly following last night's debates the presidential candidates turned pale and in need of emergency services. FOX News insists the presence of their "shamans" backstage can not be held responsible fo...

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Trump never wanted to win the presidency

Funny story: Trump never wanted to win the presidency

Sources inside the Trump campaign, on a condition of anonymity, have revealed that Donald Trump never had any intention of winning the Presidency. They say with the making Brietbart's News' combative far-right Chief Executive Steve Bannon and Roge...

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Study Finds that Americans are exposed to Dangerous Levels of Stupidity from the News

Funny story: Study Finds that Americans are exposed to Dangerous Levels of Stupidity from the News

A recent Harvard study shows that Americans are exposed to five times the recommended level of stupidity when they tune into mainstream media broadcasts. The findings show that watching the news has extremely damaging consequences such as decreased I...

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New Poll: Better then Old Poll According to Strippers

Funny story: New Poll: Better then Old Poll According to Strippers

A brand new poll at the ShaDynasty's, a gentlemen's club in Washington DC, is very popular among the employees there, according to a survey by Foxy News. The old poll had been there for almost eight years and all the dancers agreed it was time for a...

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Newscorp announces a new 24/7 news network, GlockNews, to provide exclusive mass-shooting coverage.

Funny story: Newscorp announces a new 24/7 news network, GlockNews, to provide exclusive mass-shooting coverage.

New York, NY: In a statement today, Rupert Murdoch announced a new cable news network to focus solely on event details and aftermath coverage surrounding mass shootings in the United States. A Newscorp spokesman, Ted Trigger said, "The sheer amount o...

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Fox News Shelves Embarrassing Trump Interview

Funny story: Fox News Shelves Embarrassing Trump Interview

As Donald Trump's presidential campaign continues to maintain its momentum, against all the laws of logic, an interview he gave to sultan of spin Sean Hannity has been pulled from schedules for fear of damaging his bid. The one on one, due to be b...

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FOX News Releases Coiffe of August 6th Republican Myiasis

Funny story: FOX News Releases Coiffe of August 6th Republican Myiasis

(New York) FOX News President Roger Ailes, in association with the New York State Athletic Commission President Tom Hoover and the Ohio Athletic Commission Chairman Tim Ochsenhirt, this morning outlined the protocol and procedures that have been adop...

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Two Killed, Seven Injured in the Quadrennial Running of the Republicans

Funny story: Two Killed, Seven Injured in the Quadrennial Running of the Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C.-This week in downtown Washington, two people were killed and seven injured in the quadrennial melee known as the Running of the Republicans. Rare in the Running of the Republicans, one bull was also killed when he was gored by a...

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Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"

Rush Limbaugh has turned over a new leaf and has started criticizing Republican candidates. Hey, that's a good thing, right? Well... maybe. Depends on how you look at it. After all, "Truth is what works," as one famous American famously said. Recently, on his viral (or at least highly virulent) radio show, "Rush the Magic White Boy," sinister allegations started circulating about Ted...

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Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.

Funny story: Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.

Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 17 years of existence, the Internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire universe, surpassing even that of Douglas Adam's giant planet computer in Hitchhik...

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FOX News: March at Selma? There Was a March at Selma? Again?

Funny story: FOX News: March at Selma? There Was a March at Selma? Again?

SELMA, AL--On Saturday FOX News sent a number of their best-known anchors and talk show hosts--Brit Hume, Bill O'Reilly, Steve Doocy, Megyn Kelly, Bret Baier, and Laura Ingraham, among others--to cover the 50th anniversary of the historic March in Se...

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Bill O'Reilly Fights Backs

"They are in the business to injure," Mr. O'Reilly added. "This is a political hit job." "Bill O'Reilly, Fox News Host, Fights Back at Claims of Exaggerated Stories ," Feb. 22, 2015 You're only embattled if you did something wrong. And I, your humble correspondent, didn't do anything wrong. I just report the facts as I see them but I do want to make a few things clear. * I never apologi...

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Megyn Kelly Dismisses Soccer Slander Regarding Hillary

Megyn Kelly of the right-leaning Fox News network has defended Hillary Clinton from malicious and false non-centre-leaning-conservative allegations that she is bad at basketball. See this transcript: The enemies of the Democratic Party, is there any depths to which they will not stoop to insult this woman with malicious and self-evidently false, I mean absolutely ridiculously implausible al...

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Press Drops Pretense, Admits Bias

Funny story: Press Drops Pretense, Admits Bias

At a gathering of major media outlets, representatives of many of the major news sources were asked point blank if media bias was a major issue. Rupert Murdoch, CEO and Chairman of News Corp responded, "I wouldn't call it a "major issue", but it c...

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Study Shows Fox News Viewers Are Dysfunctional

Funny story: Study Shows Fox News Viewers Are Dysfunctional

A new study by the Institute For Audience Analysis shows that Fox News viewers do not have the brains or lifestyles that would enable them to understand the balanced news reporting in The other Sunday news programs: Broadcast Sunday Morning News S...

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Obama: "I am a gay Muslim"

Funny story: Obama: "I am a gay Muslim"

In what must have been the gaffe of the century President Barack Obama slipped up at a press conference today and admitted to being a homosexual, foreign born, communist/Marxist, Muslim, socialist agitator who hates America and prays to Allah for the...

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Give up Fox News for Lent? No, never! Not this Troglodyte!

Funny story: Give up Fox News for Lent? No, never! Not this Troglodyte!

My priest, Monsignor Felix Fyodore Ayonsokopsosky, told me I should give up Fox News for Lent. "You have been acting very strange lately, my son. You need to quit watching Fox News. You look terrible. You smell worse than terrible. You've become paranoid schizophrenic. It's made you a cave dweller," Monsignor Ayonsokopsosky told me after confession. "But Father Ayonsokopsosky, Fox News has b...

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Trump's New Chief-Of-Staff Alec Baldwin

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