So, "England supremo" Roy Hodgson says playing a World Cup match in Manaus is "not ideal", but he does accept that games must be spread around Brazil. What a moaner, apparently temperatures there reach 30C, while humidity is about 80% so he thinks t...
Italy, Uruguay and Costa Rica. Bloody hell. I'm sure that Sepp hates England. Ever since Panorama did a good job of filleting him and FIFA with all those corrupt banana republic bastards he's had it in for us. I can't see us getting a result wi...
As the "Irish Freemasons' Young Musician of the Year" competition gets under way at the Masonic Hall, Molesworth Street, Dublin with a staggering 10K Euros on offer in prizes, a surprise decision has been announced by 359 Degree Mason Hektor Rameses...
FIFA, the World governing body of soccer, announced today an immediate ban on flares at all World Cup matches, stating the ban was long overdue. With the 2014 World Cup set to be staged in Brazil many see the ban as not only ensuring a safer envir...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The moment she uttered those famous two little words "I do," Kim Kardashian not only became Mrs. Kris Humphries but she also became the most famous WAG in America. Kris Humphries plays for the NBA New Jersey Nets. For those unfam...
The offices of FIFA were broken into early this morning. Nothing was stolen except the 2014 World Cup football results. The good news for England is they will make it through the group stages. The bad news is they will exit the world cup after lo...
The FIFA bribes probe kicked off big time yesterday when president Sheep Bleater was put in the frame. Mohamed Bin Laden, who is challenging Sheep Bleater for the Godfather role in the firm, demanded the Old Bill search Bleater's lock up for 'brow...
Just weeks before the FIFA convenes to vote for a new president, alleged charges of bribery have emerged over the awarding of the 2018 & 2022 world cup locations. The startling (ha!) charges alleging bribes were offered consisting of $40,000...
A smug Andy Gray, fired from Sky News and deprived of his lucrative salary, wasted no time in moving his career forward as he signed a new deal with Al-Jazerra after the Qatar based media company inked its own deal with FIFA to cover the 2018 & 2...
A snow bound England, already suffering from severe depression, was plunged deeper into despair when it was announced the Glazer family is in negotiations to sell off The Big Red Team to Qatar and move it lock stock and Old Trefford! "It's not su...
"Katia Zatuliveter - who worked for Lib Dem MP Mike Hancock and has written articles criticising Nato while defending Russian military action - is facing deportation." She succeeded in her mission and has now come out from under the covers in Mr.
There was shock yesterday as Forbes announced that Sepp Blatter, the FIFA president, had topped the Forbes Rich List, rising from 51st to 1st overnight. Sepp Blatter, speaking from his 6-star hotel in Russia yesterday, said that he was ecstatic ab...
Britain's "red-top" papers have reacted to the FIFA vote to give the 2018 World Cup to Russia in a satisfyingly predictable way. One banner headline reads: "Russkies Take Blatter Up The Arse In Vote Fixing Scandal!" Another blames CONCACAF pow...
Milan, Italy - Kaka, as a child growing up in the poor cesspool filled slums of Brazil, struggled to overcome the handicap of his name. Jeered by his schoolmates and neighborhood kids alike, Kaka, ironically was always last to be picked when it came...
The World Cup will never again be staged in England if FIFA President Pratt Bleeps has his way.
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