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Trump Fires the FBI and National Security Agency For Investigating Him

Funny story: Trump Fires the FBI and National Security Agency For Investigating Him

Washington, DC President Trump's Press Aide Sean Spicer announced that President Trump had just created 62,372 jobs in one day, a new record! "President Trump, when he learned that the FBI and NSA had the audacity to investigate him for his Russia...

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FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

Funny story: FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

The FBI Director is the most powerful man in America. This is so because Comey changed the course of the U.S. Presidential election and got Donald J. Trump Elected by his misuse of Hillary Clinton's e-mails. The evidence presented below is incont...

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US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

Funny story: US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

Last evening Mr. Clapper, Mr. Comey, and Mr. Brennan accepted The ASFD's (Academy of Science and Forensic Duty) most distinguished award. The Bird Blossom Award last appeared in 2003 following Mr. Bush's work on discovering WMD (weapons of mass de...

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400 Lb. Man In Parents Basement Confesses To Hacking DNC

Funny story: 400 Lb. Man In Parents Basement Confesses To Hacking DNC

Surprising everyone but Donald Trump, a man in Lakewood, Colorado, has admitted that he is the one who hacked into the DNC during the 2016 presidential campaign. Showing just how prescient Donald Trump's prediction was of who the hacker might be,...

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Trump to Persecute People Who Say "Happy Holidays"

Funny story: Trump to Persecute People Who Say "Happy Holidays"

Trump transition team member Corey Lewandowski derailed a decent conversation on Hannity by making a strangely worded announcement about Christmas. During the Tuesday interview, Lewandowski tried to steer the conversation away from legitimate crit...

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Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

Funny story: Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

When Rudy Giuliani heard that Donald Trump planned to appoint head of the FBI James Comey to the US Supreme Court, Giuliani went ballistic, claiming that the job was promised. Nah, Trump was reported as saying, adding that Comey gave him the White...

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Groping Women Shrinks Hands

Funny story: Groping Women Shrinks Hands

The myth claims masturbation causes blindness. Looking at those tiny hands wave from the podium, it appears that groping women shrinks hands. No wide receiver there, maybe a drummer, but not a pianist. Octaves, don't you know? Will Donald be elec...

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Satellite photos show fecal tornado the size of continental US re FBI and Clinton

Funny story: Satellite photos show fecal tornado the size of continental US re FBI and Clinton

Photographs released today from outer space show a monstrous cloud of dung hovering over the United States. Pundits theorize the nitty-gritty of this fecal storm comes down to problems between FBI Director James Comey and the Hillary Clinton campa...

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Hilary deletes thousands of her males!

Funny story: Hilary deletes thousands of her males!

Scandal upon scandal rocks the US presidential farce even further after the FBI discovered that Hilary deleted thousands of her "males"! Not Bill though, he's a sucker! The FBI announced that Hilary had more males than Bill had hot lips and in a d...

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U.S. Letter Carriers Go Postal After FBI Reveals "They" Lost Hillary's Computer

WASHINGTON - Last Friday the FBI released a summary of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's July 2, 2016 interview with the FBI concerning allegations that classified information was improperly stored or transmitted on a personal e-mail server...

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Donald Trump's First National Security Briefing

Funny story: Donald Trump's First National Security Briefing

Donald Trump endured his first two-hour national security briefing without falling asleep. Initially suspicious of the intel and fail to receive the entire picture of the world trouble spots, he walked away impressed by the FBI revelations about the...

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Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

Funny story: Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

In breaking news yesterday, FBI Director James Comey has cleared Ms. Clinton of nothing more than "extreme carelessness" in compromising national security with her private email server. That she also misled investigators and the country in denying...

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Hilarious Hillary - FBI Interview

Funny story: Hilarious Hillary - FBI Interview

Last week's 3-1/2 hour FBI interview re Hillary Clinton's handling of State Department emails drew front page headlines nationwide. However, what if the FBI and Hillary already know that no crime was committed because she never disseminated any e...

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Man Buys Hillary's Email Server On eBay

Funny story: Man Buys Hillary's Email Server On eBay

Raising doubts about the thoroughness of the FBI's investigation into Emailgate, a Pennsyvannia man claims he bought Hillary Clinton's old email server on an eBay auction--and, the man says--the server still has files on it, some possibly classified.

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Nancy Grace Farts On Airplane, Forces Landing In Albuquerque

Funny story: Nancy Grace Farts On Airplane, Forces Landing In Albuquerque

A Jet Blue flight to LA landed at Albuquerque's airport after passengers panicked over a bad smell in flight. The crew quickly determined that Nancy Grace had let a stinky fart rip, but under new anti-terrorism guidelines, the plane was diverted to A...

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New CrowdHit Site let's You Crowdfund And Advertise For Contract Killers

Funny story: New CrowdHit Site let's You Crowdfund And Advertise For Contract Killers

A disturbing new website CrowdHit.com is online and it's been called the Uber for contract killers. CrowdHit lets people post and crowdfund a contract to have someone killed, then professional or other killers for hire can browse the website and pick...

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American Airlines "Terrorist" Code Cracked

An American Airline flight was delayed for more than two hours after a passenger identified a terrorist on board sending cryptic messages written in Arabic. Our roving reporter bribed authorities and managed to get a copy of his message. This...

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Apple Refuses to Share Mind-Reading Software With FBI

Funny story: Apple Refuses to Share Mind-Reading Software With FBI

In a press release held Thursday morning, FBI investigator Tracey McCall expressed her frustration at Apple's refusal to cooperate with the San Bernardino shooting investigation: "We know that they install mind-reading software in all of their iPh...

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Breaking news…

Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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