BILLINGSGATE POST: In a move that was called “brilliant” by legal scholars, Donald Trump hired the best law mind in the Nation to defend him from the dual onslaught of his constitutional rights by the criminal combine of the FBI and the Department o…
The creator of Harry Potter is a villain ranked right up there with O.J., Jim Jones, and Benedict Arnold. What thumb-sucking moron could have created that lineup? Why not throw in Adolf Hitler? Lucifer should also be in the running. And then there’s…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - According to The New York Sunshine Observer, Donald Trump's stupid son, "Goofy" Eric is really upset that the raiding FBI agents and the raiding Green Beret soldiers took his collection of 617 pornographic magazines, whic…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was interviewed by GOPicky Magazine writer Tabitha Tula Wishywater at a McDonalds, and he told her that he is planning on suing the FBI for $400 million for their conducting an illegal search…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Miami Globe Gazette is reporting that Melania, is one very, very angry Slovenian female, after FBI agents and Green Beret troops raided The Trump's Mar-a-Lago Compound. Melania spoke with Globe Gazette reporter Jef…
Washington - The FBI, serving a search warrant from the Department of Justice yesterday at Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Estate, have discovered several boxes of files stolen from the White House by the former President in 2021. Also taken into possession we…
BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s been awhile since Carlos Danger, also known as Anthony Weiner, has been front page news in the tabloids and cable news. For a time, it was too hard for Weiner to stop sending pictures of his penis to girls he met on the…
BILLINGSGATE POST: The convoluted efforts of the FBI to unravel the origins of the Steele Dossier have taken another twist. Frustrated because they fell for the outrageous story that two Russian hookers unloaded their bladders on Donald Trump’s ho…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - In what has to be one of the most astounding counterfeit stories ever, an unemployed sign painter, has just been taken into custody by agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - Reports from several news agencies state that the Federal Bureau of Investigation has opened up an investigatory investigation into the dangerously serious fucked up antics of Willard Carroll Smith, Jr. A spokesper…
DETROIT – (Satire News) – Agents from the FBI report confiscating close to $1 million in U.S. government food stamps . The agents entered the Oh Hell Yeah, We Got’s It Bro Pawn Shop, located in downtown Detroit. After 2 minutes of searching they…
MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Reports coming from The Daily Dirt News Agency state that a dozen agents from the FBI conducted a pre-dawn raid on Trump’s Dixieland mansion, Mar-a-Lago. The Federal officers confiscated over 27 computers, lap tops, iP…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Federal Buerau of Investigation is now looking into the allegations that the Trumptard (aka Donald Trump) tried to get favors from a private business entitiy. Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, whose attorney fee…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pruneface was a high-ranking Nazi saboteur working surreptitiously in the U.S. during the Second World War. His code-name was "Boche" (the French word for "German"). Although he looked like a prune, his deep wrinkles were the resu…
GULF SHORES, Alabama – (Satire News) – Federal agents who were tipped off by informants, raided several local bars on the Redneck Riviera, and confiscated a total of 37 AR-15 semi-automatic weapons, 16 shotguns, 13 Glock 9’s, 2 grenade launchers, and…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reliable source within the White House, who knows the New York attorney general, says that the word on the streets of Manhattan, is that the worst president in the history of presidents – Donald John Trump,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the interest of “Freedom of Information” the FBI has had to legally release some info that Trump and his ass-kissing friends have tried for three years to suppress. An unnamed spokesperson for the FBI, told th…
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