It's such hot news that it probably won't be announced for a day or two yet, but the semi-derelict Lancashire mill town of Burnley appears to have been slated to host the British Grand Prix between 2013 and 2013. It is thought that F1 chiefs, tire...
It has just been announced that the new Iceland Formula One Grand Prix, scheduled for 2012, will be sponsored by mobility scooter manufacturer, Nippy Zippy Mobility Scooter Company. (NZMSC) F1 executives, including the capo di tutti capi, Eccles B...
The actions of a father of two who drove 200 miles the wrong way along a Monza race-track while five times over the drunk-with-power limit has been 'ignored' by race stewards. Michael Schumacher, 42, of Gland, Switzerland, performed a U-turn and d...
Two of the dance scene's top DJ's have been called in to revamp the UK national anthem following complaints by Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton that it is too short. The McLaren star was speaking after his "amazing" victory in the German Grand Prix a...
Billionaire pensioners Rupert Murdoch and Bernie Ecclestone have teamed up in a joint initiative to help ease the growing crisis in Africa. Global media baron Rupert Murdoch, who is expected to pick up the multi-million-pound tab for compensating...
In a tactical move which would put Rebekah Brooks and Andy Coulson to shame, Spoof supremo, head honcho, chief cook and bottle washer, Mike Lawson, was today spotted in the Northamptonshire countryside, with none other than...the legendary mystery bl...
News leaking out of the sump informs that eagle eyed TV Grand Prix viewer, local man, Martin Shuttlecock, fears that he's spotted the legendary mystery blonde, lurking behind Prince Harry and Bernie Ecclestone in a BBC TV interview. "There's loads...
As gentle drizzle sporadically rained down on Silverstone this afternoon, German F1 ace, Sebastian Vettel, alarmingly for Red Bull, almost lost it taking Stow Corner. Eye witnesses stated that Vettel appeared to momentarily lose control, before re...
The mystery blonde woman, who has been the subject of so much press speculation all over the world in the past month or so, has apparently been sighted heading towards Silverstone, ahead of tomorrow's F1 British Grand Prix. London man, Tommy Sherm...
A random urine sample taken from Sebastian Vettel less than an hour after his victory in the Valencia Grand prix has proved positive for a controlled substance. A statement reads; "As part of our ongoing policy of random drug testing a sample was...
Canadian Grand Prix winner Jenson Button, relaxing after his dramatic last lap surge to victory, apologised to McLaren Mercedes team mate Lewis Hamilton for knocking him out of the race, claiming that he didn't see Hamilton in his rear view mirror, a...
Sources are saying that American X-Factor Judge Nicole Scherzinger was positively apoplectic with rage, as her boyfriend, F1 driver Lewis Hamilton openly hugged R&B star Rihanna during a break in the Montreal Grand Prix. The race was red flagg...
Montreal, Canada - Reigning F1 champion, Sebastian Vettel was allegedly asleep at the wheel today when he crashed his Red Bull racing car into the wall at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve during practice. The crash happened at The Wall Of Champions w...
'Mini' celebrity Bernie Ecclestone has done a deal with the BBC to star in the remake of Steptoe and Son. Bernie, who is 80 and weighs in at 5'2", knocked back another lucrative offer to portray dead lookalike artist Andy Warhol. Instead, he will...
A film about Brazilian Formula 1 racing driver Ayrton Senna bought Central London to a standstill last night. Stars Hugh Grant,Yasmin Le Bon,Damon Hill and Bernie Ecclestone were just some of the celebrities who turned out at The Curzon Mayfair.
[Monaco] Reigning World Champion Sebastian Vettel has stunned the Formula 1 community by walking away from the sport saying 'What's the point?'. Touted by many knowledgeable pundits as 'Schumacher but with a sense of humour', Vettel, at just 23 th...
Senna - "O.K. I'll go first. I think I'm the best because I can be used by landscape gardeners in ornamental gardens and can survive in most climates". Button - "Now my turn. Not only am I used to keep disparate articles of clothing together, but I can also be put on bags, hats and wallets as a form of decoration". Senna - "I can also be u...
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