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Funny story: Bankers could be extinct within 10 years - unless we act NOW

Bankers could be extinct within 10 years - unless we act NOW

Wall Street, New York - Bankers could be extinct by 2020 - that's the startling prediction one top economist, Peter Dollar-Pound, has made. "We have to do something now!" claimed Mr Dollar-Pound "We can't just sit around doing nothing! If we don...

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Funny story: All Gays Extinct By 2070

All Gays Extinct By 2070

In another world exclusive, a preview of an alarming study due to be published in the Lancet this week that predicts that homosexual men will be a thing of the past by the year 2070. Professor Phil Myars of Wigan University explained his theory o...

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Funny story: Humans declared as "endangered species"

Humans declared as "endangered species"

With the extinction of the human race becoming a very serious possibility, The Nation United, a football club based in the outer reaches of British West Bradford, has declared the human race as a protected species. Humans were placed on the endang...

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Funny story: Women to be extinct by 2027

Women to be extinct by 2027

In a recent study completed at the University of Stalybridge in England, the scientists have revealed that female gender of the human species would become extinct by the year 2027. The findings revealed by the CASRC - Centre for Angered Species Re...

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Funny story: Did dinos die because they failed to do the nasty?

Did dinos die because they failed to do the nasty?

A new study has found that birds lack a hot-and horny-generating tissue present in mammals and concludes that the absence of this tissue may have caused the extinction of dinosaurs.

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Funny story: China's white dolphin: tasted great, now extinct

China's white dolphin: tasted great, now extinct

BEIJING, China - One lucky diner enjoyed a special treat yesterday when he ate what scientists confirm was the last of China's rare white dolphin. In an effort to promote tourism and China's unique cuisine, officials raffled off the opportun...

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Funny story: Rare snails found

Rare snails found

ROBUST, Ind. - A trio of snails thought by most scientists and laymen to be extinct has been rediscovered in the Coosa and Cahaba rivers, according to reports from the Coosa and Cahaba rivers.

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