John Wright a writer and specialist in crime is outraged along with millions of other people that only four MPs are to be charged out of the hundreds who fiddled their expenses and stole public money. John reckons we should give them all thirty y...
Upright MP "Dopey Dismore" alias Andrew is investigating the MP's expenses scandals and now has been caught himself with his "red hot fingers in the till!" He has defended himself by admitting "I am a dopey Dismore, what shall I do, I plead not-gu...
Greedy MPs were today laughing all the way to the bank at the public's expense. After publishing his blueprint for stamping out 'deplorable' expenses abuses, sleaze watchdog, Sir Christopher Kelly signalled to the indignant House of Common as Muck...
Anger erupted in the House of Commons today as politicians from all parties were ordered to pay back thousands of pounds in spuriously claimed expenses. One prominent MP said, from the small corrugated steel Anderson shelter, where he claims to b...
The Rt.Hon. UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a "fiddler" and now it's official! After being caught with his red hands in the Government till he has been forced to repay the fiddled amount (tax payers money BTW). Before losing face over the aff...
Tory front-bencher Alan Duncan has angered fellow party members further by jetting off with partner James Dunseath in business class with Singapore Airlines to the paradise destination of Bali. Duncan caused an in house storm among colleagues by s...
There will be no more bacon until Cherie Blair reveals where she got her swine flu. The probability exists that Ms Blair has used undue influence to obtain a better virus than that available to the man in the street. Parliamentary Expenses investi...
Scientists have confirmed that the type of Swine Flu experienced by men is much more painful and distressing than that contracted by women. Men, on detecting the first symptoms, are advised to go home, lie on the couch and watch TV. Fluid intak...
A civil servant who wishes to remain anonymous lets call him Mr X has stated that an MP has claimed expenses that he is not entitled to totalling £180,000. He has used the £180,000 to buy a thoroughbred racehorse which is called High Expenses whi...
Former cabinet minister Margaret Beckett has taken up a new position at Wookey Hole. The tourist attraction in Somerset was looking for a new resident witch. "Obviously Mrs Beckett comes highly recommended and it's going to save on the make up" said...
Following the recent revelations about MP's claims for moats and duck houses, it was revealed yesterday that former King of Pop, singer Michael Jackson was under investigation by the parliamentary ombudsmen over claims relating to his second hom...
Following British political parties' and Parliamentary committees' successful and ruthless investigation and punishment of many of their MPs for defrauding taxpayers, and for lying and cheating and stealing, it was announced today that Parliament wou...
The British Parliament, reeling under the MP expenses scandal has decided to hit back at an ungrateful public electorate by banning toast, particularly toasted sandwiches, or 'toasties' as they are known. One MP, Helmut Dagger (CON) told us: "P...
Form ICU2 Page 200 of 307 Details of second home: a typical second home we all have Address of second home: [blank] Castle, Shropshire Regular Travel Patterns: [blank] Carlo to [blank]; Las [blank] to Reno; the [blank] Islands to Montego [blank] Names of Anyone Delivering Goods To Home: [blank] and Mason's; Har[blank]'s; lots of servants. Legitime Expenses for Constituency Work: mai...
Angry Brits have turned into seething homicidal Brits as further revelations regarding how their hard earned cash has been squandered in a riot of self indulgence by their parliamentary representatives. PM Gordon Brown claimed £176 for a CD of pho...
Hazel Blears survived a vote of no-confidence last night, and will remain as MP for Salford. Initially, the people of Salford were upset at Blears, who has repaid the thirteen thousand pounds she fiddled out of the expenses system in Whitehall. Ho...
Cameron cashed in big time. Osbourne didn't look back in anger or any emotion except glee as he made away with a bundle of British taxpayers' pounds. But the biggest shocker of them all was Tony Blair's florist bills. All charged to the exchequer and...
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