[ALABAMA - PSE) After research from Oxford University scientists published this week found that applying a tiny electrical current to the brain can make people better at learning maths, evidence has now emerged from the USA that the last few moments...
A Texan woman has been sentenced to death after a court found her guilty as an accessory to murder upon hearing she heartlessly refused to act on a clear e-mail warning. Lara Bush of Deadskunk, West Texas was sent an chain e-mail stating in clear...
Evidence obtained under torture cannot be used in China's courts, the government has said, weeks after a convicted murderer was set free because his victim turned out to be less dead than previously supposed. Laws banning torture are in place, bu...
A prisoner on death row has opted for death by a firing squad of his own choosing. When given the choice between a lethal injection or being shot by a squad of his own choosing, Ronnie Lee Gardiner told the judge "Silly question. Shooting please!"...
The man behind the headlines above the 2002 sniper attacks in and around Washington DC has been executed, after a lethal injection did exactly what it said on the tin. The shootings left sphincters in the Washington area clenched for three weeks i...
The European Parliament has decided that the British tradition of execution should be reinstated for Christmas. The Queen will get the pleasure of drawing up a list of all the people who have insulted her over the years, then a panel of judges will d...
With financial giants and corrupt politicians devastating the economic environment a number of countries and states have brought back the guillotine to settle matters. Once the execution device of choice, it made its appearance in France in the 1...
Jakarta, Indonesia (IPP) - The firing squad leader that was to lead the execution of the terrorists who killed over 200 people at a disco has been fired for making disrespectful comments. Captain Abdullah Medullah called the prisoners "pig worship...
Morbid, Ohio - Convicted murderer, Ron (alias Big Mac) McDonald, was put out of his misery today after the Supreme Court supported his last-minute plea to be executed. McDonald had been on Ohio's death row for the past 22 years after being found guil...
Phil "Aled/Tom" Jones the UK producer of a pot-boiling Reality TV shows, such as "Big Bruvver Litle Sista " has revealed he is to star in a new "piss-stain" of a reality TV show. "Piss-Poor pun for a TV programme" "House of the Rising Gun" se...
In Iran nine criminals have been sentenced to death by stoning but the Iran government has said they will use smaller stones this time because USA and European leaders say "the punishment is barbarism".
Thanks to a Supreme Court opinion, deplored recently by Republican Hopeless, John McCain, the USA has been drummed out of the Death Penalty for Juvenile Offenders League.
While the US Supreme Court, led by appointees of Compassionate Christian Pro-Life Bush, has set free an express line of lethal injections for US deathrow inmates, Levon Jones has joined two of his other North Carolina sentenced to death prisoners. Al...
In Texas, the leading death-penalty and concealed carry state in the US, choice Huntsville vacation slots are quickly snapped up by shoppers looking for something a little different for their Cinco de Mayo celebration.
GUANGZHOU, CHINA - In an effort to bolster its abysmal human rights record and clean up its image, China is set to put more than 200 of its executioners to death.
Sending thousands of volts of electricity through the body of a restrained human being has been declared unconstitutional by the Nebraska State Supreme Court. Nebraska State Solicitor, J. Kill 'Em Kirk Brown argued that the law did not require th...
It was a stunning upset for death penalty advocates today as the Nebraska Supreme Court threw out Nebraska's electric chair as a method for deep-sixing those sentenced to death, referring to electrocution as "cruel and unusual punishment.&qu...
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