Social networking sites - a great idea, with limitless potential for users to make virtual "friends" from all over the world, with whom to exchange chit-chat, gossip, and mutual entertainment. But apparently all is not well in the garden of twatte...
One of Britain's best loved conductors has taken his life and that of his wife at a Swiss clinic. Dick Phillpot was 83 years old, blind and deaf. He had become increasingly distressed at finding out that he shared a name with a man who had two penise...
A free bus promoting euthanasia has begun regular trips between London and Switzerland. The bus is run by human abattoir DignityMyAss, and has a large logo on its side saying "There's probably no point in life - Now stop worrying and kill yourself in...
Paul Gadd known by his self styled moniker Sir Gary of Glitter was last night locked in legal talks with a Swiss firm to try to break a legally binding contract. The 'leader of the chain gang' signed the contract on Friday morning with the Swiss h...
London - (Assisted Euthanasia Ass Mess): It's been billed as the royals' annual Swiss bank account healthcheck visit. But next week's all-expenses paid trip to the Gnomes of Zurich Safety Deposit Box-Clever AG, organised by Prince Charles, may a...
An elderly couple have the unique privilege of being the first married pair to have themselves euthanased together. If only they had lived to see it, they would have been proud to have seen their glorious deaths emblazoned all over the papers. Mr...
Bergen, Norway/ Cruiser News - In a follow up to their announcement of the new cruise ship, SS Bloat, detailed earlier in The Spoof, the iconoclast cruise line announced further enhancements for "the ultimate trip of a life-time", with the naming of...
Given the recent controversy over assisted suicides in Switzerland, we sent an undercover team out to find out if there were similar facilities available in the UK - but cheaper. A dodgy geezer from Salford gave us a Glasgow address and informed u...
A man was killed by his family because they believed he wanted euthanasia to end his suffering. Mr Dan Kilmeov was taken by his family to a clinic Switzerland where doctors administered life-ending medicine, more commonly known as poison. It is...
Animal rights activists PETA have come out in favor of human mercy killing while maintaining their opposition to animal euthanasia. A PETA position paper asked families how they could let grandma suffer on and on when this same old lady murdere...
Snug Harbor, FL - Thousands of senior citizens, elderly folks, old farts, and just plain "Age-Challenged" are coming back to their nursing homes, assisted living facilities, and their houses wasted off their asses and then dying - according...
Now that the Supremes have decided that veternarian-banned putting puppy to sleep drugs are not cruel or unusual enough for putting down humans, a long backlog of dead enders have begun their last mile march.
They shoot horses, don't they? And dogs and cats and even domestic beavers. They shoot them with them up with an euthanasia drug that puts them peacefully asleep.
A sign up list has begun for those wishing to be patients of Death Doctor Jack Kevorkian after his upcoming release from prison in June of 2007. The Doctor is serving the eighth year of a ten to twenty-five year sentence for aiding in assisted suici...
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