Newly crowned jungle Queen, Stacey Solomon is poised to earn squillions after her crowning as Queen Of The Jungle on Ant and Dec's I'm A Celebrity - And I've Fainted! Honest! Give Me Some Of Bob's Oxygen! The lovably dippy Essex girl mit der big b...
A colony of hamsters has been discovered living in a tree within the Lakeside shopping centre near Grays Thurrock in Essex. A spokesman for the 200 acre site, boasting 250 retail outlets and parking for 13,000 cars explained that as an eco-friendl...
A 28-year-old from Essex, England has suffered severe burns after igniting himself while attempting to kill a spider. The man was summoned by his wife after she saw the arachnid wreaking havoc in their bathroom yesterday afternoon. Unable to reach...
The English county of Essex has been sold to the Netherlands, it has emerged. Essex, infamous for it's reputation for drunken problems, speeding and loud mouthed women, has had it's entire assets including half of the Dartford Bridge sold to a Dut...
A passionate plea has been made for the people of the UK to remember Jade Goody, the 'forgotten Princess'. Speaking today outside his newly acquired Essex mansion, publicist and financial toy boy Max Clinks appealed for the public to remember Good...
Braintree, Essex, around lunchtime - Local man, Harry 'The Dog' Hacker, caused uproar in a local computer store, claiming that a PC he had purchased at the store was 'bleedin' useless!' and likening his purchase to a bag of excrement. Hacker, 35,...
Vacuous strumpet and Multi talented Katie price has sold her breasts as part of a deal to build a new ski slope in Essex. "Her Silicon valley is ideal for skiers of all abilities", claims Peter Andre." I love a slide up there myself. Katie loves...
With over one hundred confirmed deaths, 50 people injured and twenty suspected anal brutalities, terrorised citizens of Essex plea "when will the madness end?" These shocking statistics were released by Colchester's local police station yesterday...
FBI investigators have finally caught up with Hamburglar after a 33 year hunt.
The Longpoington family - father, mother and daughter - of Essex were settling down to an evening meal of artichokes and mushrooms, when two different squads arrived in their dining room.
There were jubilant scenes in Essex yesterday after Southend-on-Sea and Canvey Island was confirmed as the next venue for sailing's oldest trophy, the Americas Cup.
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