BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Eric Trump, Donald’s second and least-favorite son, was in the Big Apple getting a pubic procedure redone. He was interviewed by Fox News reporter Maria Bartiromo, and asked how his daddy was doing. Eric replied that…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – GameStop has proved the old adage that what goes up must come down. And Wall Street is thrilled that some kind of numerical civility will soon begin to filter back to the stock market jungle. According to RumorLand…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire New) – Financial experts are saying that President Trump left nothing unturned when it came to lying; and that goes triple for his finances. A source close to Trump’s personal accountant, Aydin F. Periwinkle, stated that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi’s Ichabod Fernandez has just told his radio show listeners that Eric Trump has just booked his daddy’s favorite band, The Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band, to play at the Trump Family’s New Year’s Eve Party…
PISCATAWAY, New Jersey – (Satire News) – iRumors has stated that the President’s favorite child, Ivanka, has been forced into rehab. Ivanka's husband, the sissified, Jared Kushner, told iRumors that he had to forcibly carry the 6-foot-tall, middle…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News)- In a move that stunned even Trump sidekick, Lindsey Graham, the soon-to-be-not-president has fired his attorney general. GOPickly magazine is reporting that William Barr, (aka Chubby), who, for months and months,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The FBI has just discovered yet one more business scam that Trump is involved in. Recordings made at Trump’s International Hotel, allegedly show him working out a business deal with a vaccine dealer from Detroit,…
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) – Thousands of Iowa evangelicals have made it known that they are sick and tired of so many of its citizens using the word “fuck” or its derivatives such as “fuck it”, or “that’s fucked up”, or “Trump’s a ‘fucking’ as…
DELTA DAWN, Mississippi – (Satire News) – GOPicky magazine is reporting that the president has decided to sell his Mississippi beach house. He told writer Amos Soursuckle that, now that he will soon become John Q. Public, he is going to have to cu…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - A White House insider says that the President hates that everyone knows he's the biggest loser since Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arapio. Trump cannot stand that he could not cheat his way onto a second term, although he…
WASHINGTON, D. C. – With President Trump’s former national security adviser, Michael Bolton; his niece, Mary Trump; his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen; and a White House cook, all writing tell-all books on him, it’s no wonder that First Lady,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A very respected staffer inside the White House informed Boom Boom News that the President is highly despondent, embarrassed, and bitter. He noted that Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is extremely concerned th…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Chris Wallace, with Fox News, has opined that the 74-year-old president of the United States is acting like a damn spoiled brat child. Wallace remarked that Trump the Chump cannot stand that the good, kind Americ…
Episode 1: The Case of the Stolen Election Scene 1 Rudy Guiliani and Eric Trump are in their car in a parking lot in downtown Philadelphia. Eric: Gee, Uncle Rudy, these corned beef sangwiches are delicious. Do you have any mustard? Rudy…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Grandiose News Agency is reporting that the Trump family is very concerned about the President. A White House maid disclosed that she has personally heard the President sobbing like a banshee, in his locked b…
The state of Pennsylvania, home of the Amish and birthplace of the pencil, was in the news today as it proved to be a crucial battleground in the US election. President Trump was ahead in early voting, but as early ballots and mail-in votes came in -…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of the Secret Service agents assigned to protect 14-year-old Barron Trump has said that he is very concerned with the President’s mental state. The unnamed agent commented that Trump is doing some really stra…
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