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Funny story: President Trump Tells His Second Son, Eric, To Stop Saying Stupid Stuff

President Trump Tells His Second Son, Eric, To Stop Saying Stupid Stuff

MAGNOLIA, Delaware – The President’s middle son, Eric, was in Magnolia visiting his one and only high school girlfriend, who just gave birth to quintuplets. The President told Eric to make sure that he stops saying stupid stuff that the press will…

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Funny story: John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY – Trump’s former White House National Security Adviser, John Bolton, has just published his bombshell book titled “I Was In The Room Where It All Hit The Fan". Inside sources say that Trump begged, pleaded, and colluded with Bolton t...

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Funny story: Melania Catches Eric Trump Snapping Photos of Her as She Sat out by The Pool In Her Blue "Be Best" Bikini Swimsuit

Melania Catches Eric Trump Snapping Photos of Her as She Sat out by The Pool In Her Blue "Be Best" Bikini Swimsuit

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The temperatures hit the 90s, and the First Lady decided to put on her blue "Be Best" bikini swimsuit, and work on her suntan. Melania was sipping on a Diet 7-Up, and eating honey-roasted peanuts, as she lounged by the Olympic-s...

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Funny story: Eric Trump Becomes an Overnight Cliché Dumb, Dufus, Dork

Eric Trump Becomes an Overnight Cliché Dumb, Dufus, Dork

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Land of Tweeters is having a field day, as Trump’s least favorite son, Eric, has proven the old cliché that "You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him count chickens". Eric, while talking to his future sister-in-...

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Middle Son Eric to Stop Lying so Much

President Trump Tells Middle Son Eric to Stop Lying so Much

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has told the news media that President Trump is very upset with his second son, Eric. Erico, as he is called by his step-mom, Melania, recently told a sports magazine that he had gone to Africa and shot 16...

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Funny story: President Trump Wants His Base to Donate Their Coronavirus Stimulus Checks To His Re-Election Campaign

President Trump Wants His Base to Donate Their Coronavirus Stimulus Checks To His Re-Election Campaign

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump stated at his daily C-19 Press Conference/Campaign Pep Rally that he hopes everyone appreciates that he has just given them a very nice monetary present. Trump stuck out his chest and said that he wants to show h...

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Funny story: The Miss USA Pageant Says The Show Will Go On, But Adds That All 50 Contestants Will Compete Wearing Wet Suits

The Miss USA Pageant Says The Show Will Go On, But Adds That All 50 Contestants Will Compete Wearing Wet Suits

MIAMI BEACH, Florida - The Miss USA Pageant officials have said that there are no plans to cancel or postpone this year's beauty contest. The pageant producers stated that they just have way too much money invested in the show to just simply say ‘...

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Funny story: Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of First Daughter Ivanka

Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of First Daughter Ivanka

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was having lunch at a District of Columbia McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson. A reporter with RumorLand News asked him about the gossip that he has a tattoo of his daughter, Ivanka. Trump angrily pu...

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Funny story: The White House Has Run Out of Toilet Paper

The White House Has Run Out of Toilet Paper

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Two of the White House maids have disclosed to a reporter with The Washington Globe Express that the huge mansion at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has run out of toilet paper. The two White House maids, who did not want to give their...

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Funny story: McDonalds Announces That They Will Be Making Coronavirus Testing Kits Available

McDonalds Announces That They Will Be Making Coronavirus Testing Kits Available

CHICAGO – The McDonald’s Corporation has just announced that they will be partnering with the United States government in a Coronavirus program. The company widely known as Mickey D’s will be including Coronavirus Testing Kits in each one of their...

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Funny story: President Trump Divulges That He Will Not Be Too Concerned About the Coronavirus Unless a Trump Family Member Comes Down With It

President Trump Divulges That He Will Not Be Too Concerned About the Coronavirus Unless a Trump Family Member Comes Down With It

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump called in to a popular GOP radio show and said he wants everyone to stop panicking regarding the Coronavirus. He stated that as long as you wash your hands, and you don’t grab a woman by the you-know-what, and yo...

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Funny story: Eric and Donnie, Jr. Trump Talk to Their Dad About Ending the Shutdown

Eric and Donnie, Jr. Trump Talk to Their Dad About Ending the Shutdown

Washington, DC The President's sons, Eric and Donnie, Jr., have decided to talk to their father about opening the government back up. "Donnie was going to take me to the zoo today for my birthday, and when we got there it was closed! Donnie used h...

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Funny story: Trump Family Signs Contract for Reality Show to Compete With the Kardashians

Trump Family Signs Contract for Reality Show to Compete With the Kardashians

Mar-A-Lago, FL Eric Trump has let it slip that the Trump family will star in their own reality show. It's planned to start as soon as Trump is removed from office. Most of the family believes that it won't be that long and are preparing. Some of t...

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Funny story: Unclear on the Concept, Trump Offers to Host Next Year's World Cup

Unclear on the Concept, Trump Offers to Host Next Year's World Cup

Mar-A-Lago-Lago, FL Donald Trump tweeted that he didn't get to watch the World Cup this year because he was too busy being President and helping out on Fox and Friends. Trump then tweeted that he loves football and always cheers whenever the tea...

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Funny story: Trump Brothers Withdraw All of the U.S.Treasury's Money and Lose it All on Roulette

Trump Brothers Withdraw All of the U.S.Treasury's Money and Lose it All on Roulette

Las Vegas, NV Donald Trump, Jr., Eric Trump, and their brother-in-law, Jared Kushner, talked Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin into giving them a blank treasury check to bet with because they had a "sure thing." "Well, Donnie and I were talking ab...

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Funny story: Trump Outlines His Ransom Plans for the U.S.

Trump Outlines His Ransom Plans for the U.S.

Mir-a-lago, FL President Trump has promised to shut down the U.S. Government if his Border Wall doesn't start getting built. Besides building the wall, today Trump added more items to his ransom demands: 1. Every business and home should display h...

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Funny story: Ben Carson Will Perform Brain Surgery on Eric Trump

Ben Carson Will Perform Brain Surgery on Eric Trump

Mar-A-Lago, FL Eric Trump's sitter lost track of him for a few minutes and found him passed out on the floor after sticking a fork in the electrical outlet. When he woke up, his speaking was odder than usual. Trump was ordered by Melania to call a do...

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