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Funny story: San Francisco Offers Sanctuary, Sex Change, & Security to Hounded Diva Casey Anthony!

San Francisco Offers Sanctuary, Sex Change, & Security to Hounded Diva Casey Anthony!

Girl on the run Casey Anthony, who skated from her murder conviction involving her two year old daughter due to a prosecutorial miscalculation over evidence, is now considering all her options for a new life. Public outrage over her acquittal has...

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Funny story: Attorney General Eric Holder Orders Arrest Of President Obama For Illegal Assassination Of Bin Laden

Attorney General Eric Holder Orders Arrest Of President Obama For Illegal Assassination Of Bin Laden

This is not your typical "man bites dog" incident. Up until now, both Obama and the man he appointed Attorney General, Eric Holder, were of the same legal bent. Each were well left of center and agreed that the government should not be in the busin...

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Funny story: AG Eric Holder Directs DOJ to Shut Down Wikipedia

AG Eric Holder Directs DOJ to Shut Down Wikipedia

WASHINGTON D.C. - United States Attorney General Eric Holder announced today that the Department of Justice will be shutting down the Wikipedia website to stem the illegal dissemination of SECRET US Intelligence documents. Holder said that he was...

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Funny story: US Attorney General Still Hasn't Read Law

US Attorney General Still Hasn't Read Law

US Attorney General Eric Holder admitted he did not read the Arizona immigration law. The mainstream media ignored this shocking admission. When it was pointed out to Holder that the Arizona law specifically prohibited the use of race as probable c...

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Funny story: Fatwa Against Eric Holder After Insults to Jihadist Families

Fatwa Against Eric Holder After Insults to Jihadist Families

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN - Conservatives may be harsh critics of Eric Holder's inability to consider "radical Islam" as a motive in violence against Western interests; however, several comments by the US Attorney General have provoked extremist Muslims to...

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Funny story: Terror Trial Slated for Governor's Island

Terror Trial Slated for Governor's Island

NEW YORK, NY -- After marathon negotiations throughout the week with Mayor Bloomberg's office, the Port Authority and New Jersey's Governor Christie, Attorney General Erica Holder's office is expected to make a major announcement on Monday. Sources c...

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Funny story: Eric Holder: "Osama bin Laden Will Never Face Trial"

Eric Holder: "Osama bin Laden Will Never Face Trial"

WASHINGTON, DC - In an unexpected and casual conversation, Eric Holder explained his certainty of Osama bin Laden never facing a courtroom on charges of terrorism. Eric Holder: He's just so smart ... and witty ... and hard-working ... and dedicate...

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