Have you watched the television recently? I mean really watched it? Actually taken notice of what the adverts are implying? Not just what they're selling you, but the way in which they put their point across? I have, and I have noticed an extremel...
In anticipation of Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan's desire for world wide equality, one restaurant chain, where all the wait-staff have big hooters, has ordered that all its waitresses gain at least ten to fifteen pounds by the end of the month, o...
(DALLAS, USA) -- An anonymous member of Britain's Conservative Party revealed today that Britain's proposed Equality Bill will require the BBC to "allot radio time -- commensurate with the percentage of deaf citizens -- to feature broadcasts for the...
In St. Duffy's Hospital, Weston-Super-Mare a fully qualified District Nurse came running into the outpatients reception area exclaiming; "I've been healed! I've been healed!" Surprised onlookers recognised the woman as a colleague who had been suspe...
As Obama calls for immediate wage fairness for US females and McCain finds out that women actually have jobs, the United Kingdom has established the lofty goal of pay equity between the genders by the year 2195. "England will not rest until we en...
The Department for Employing Consultants and Moneywasting (DECM), which was a part of DTi before it became BEHR, has announced a new initiative to help some senior manager, otherwise pre-occupied with filling in his holiday requisition sheet, to gain...
The BBC, in its wisdom, has taken up the gauntlet for Women in Sport, and, for a trial period, has agreed to allow women to read the football results in its Final Score programme on Saturdays.
Don't we all love the concept of justice? Isn't the idea of truth, fairness and equality something we all hold dear? Doesn't it seem right that a murderer should be caught and apprehended as soon as possible? Doesn't the idea of a smoothly running criminal justice system just rank right up there with other happy, furry things like kittens, wine, sex on the beach and amateur pornogr...
(Beaumerde-Arkansas) The Brothers of the Ku Klux Klan announced yesterday that they would be implementing a diversity program to increase membership. In a statement posted on the Klan's website, www.yesweklan.org, National Grand Dragon, Emmet Ke...
Mothers all over the country will go on strike from midnight tonight, in a bid for more recognition.
Oaxaca, Mexico- Reports from small farm owners and workers who belong to Fair Trade cooperatives, such as Equal Exchange, are beginning to surface showing that workers are not being traded money for their goods, but rather various products, including...
London - (Associated Mess): The Queen has joined the controversial debate about veil wearing in the UK by insisting that Prince Philip sets an example under the Equal Opportunities Act by donning the hijab.
Atlanta -- The first ever Asperger Syndrome Convention began with the same promise as any other convention. There were booths with vendors catering to attendees, a full agenda with plenary sessions and breakouts on various topics.
You know, I’ve never really given much thought to the future because I’ve always just planned on marrying a movie star and leeching off her my entire life. It’s always seemed like a good deal to me--she gets her power, independence, fame, etc, and I get to sleep in and watch the Spice Channel. Most men view women’s equality as threatening, but I disagree because I’ve never looked forward to...
Jalapeños, the Mexican left-wing political party has demanded better human rights for the peppers of the world. Their radical suggestion is that peppers should be allowed to vote in elections to gain a fair representation of the country's politic...
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