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Funny story: Pakistan Thump England. Expert Salutes 'World's Best'

Pakistan Thump England. Expert Salutes 'World's Best'

Pakistan wrapped up a three-nil series whitewash over England in Dubai today. The result leaves England, the best test side in the world since last summer's series against India, in danger of being overhauled by South Africa. While inquests hav...

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Funny story: England Win At Not Playing Cricket

England Win At Not Playing Cricket

In recent tests England have thrashed opponents, in a crucial loss to the gentleman's game. Not Cricket England invented cricket in the late-nineteenth century. The game became popular in the colonies. Historically in matches against its coloni...

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Funny story: Fourth Test: India Celebrate Good Day At Last

Fourth Test: India Celebrate Good Day At Last

India supporters were celebrating this evening after their side came through the first day of the final test at the Oval relatively unscathed. England, newly crowned as the best test side in the world, are bidding for a 4-0 series whitewash agains...

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Funny story: England Are Cricket's No 1 Team - Local Disbelief

England Are Cricket's No 1 Team - Local Disbelief

There was shock and disbelief among the local population today as England became the world's best cricket team. By crushing India by an innings and 242 runs in Birmingham, Andrew Strauss's men climbed above their opponents in the world test rankin...

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Funny story: Prince Philip bet a thousand quid on Alistair Cook scoring 500 in next England v India innings

Prince Philip bet a thousand quid on Alistair Cook scoring 500 in next England v India innings

Balmoral, Scotland - "Heheheh, gonna thrash The Darkies!" the old curmudgeon was heard muttering as the Palace's Aintgottaprayer.con sporting account accepted the wager last night. A tip-off about England star batsman Alistair Cook breaking Test r...

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Funny story: Virender Sehwag Arrives - But Not To Play!

Virender Sehwag Arrives - But Not To Play!

The struggling Indian tourists are looking forward to the arrival in England tomorrow of star opening bat Virender Sehwag. India look to be in disarray after being blown away by England in the second test at Trent Bridge. They have not been helped...

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Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar Misses Out Again - Not Funny, Says Expert

Sachin Tendulkar Misses Out Again - Not Funny, Says Expert

Indian great, Sachin Tendulkar, again missed out on his 100th century at Trent Bridge this afternoon, but one observer isn't laughing. The number four looked comfortable on 56 when he left one that homed in on his off stump from English paceman, J...

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Funny story: First Test Crowd "Hilariously" Disappointing

First Test Crowd "Hilariously" Disappointing

The crowd and the weather have been two major disappointments of the opening test against Sri Lanka at Cardiff today. First, although Cardiff hadn't seen rain for days, the heavens opened over Sophia Gardens this morning and play was delayed until...

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Funny story: England Cricketer Flies Home to let in Gas Man

England Cricketer Flies Home to let in Gas Man

New baby about to arrive? An injury requiring treatment or maybe just homesick? All these reasons have meant players flying home from England cricket tours recently. But as the trickle of departing players from England's successful Ashes tour ha...

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Funny story: England Cricketers Ready to Win

England Cricketers Ready to Win

England cricketers appealed successfully against the heat in Perth, Australia as temperatures rose to nearly 50 degrees and players began falling over in a stupor. Sportingly the Aussies, following the suggestion of England fast bowler Anderson, a...

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Funny story: Ricky Ponting forced to change his name

Ricky Ponting forced to change his name

Ricky Ponting, current skipper of the Australian cricket team, has announced that he is having to change his name and title to fit in with Australian trade description laws. "My form with the bat has not been all it should be, and so these days du...

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Funny story: Team England Ashes Profiles

Team England Ashes Profiles

With the England squad due to tour Australia this winter announced today, we profile the men who will be going own Under to lose the Ashes. Andrew Strauss - England Captain and all round nice guy despite being born in South Africa, Strauss is apparently not good enough to play one day cricket for England. However, if your name isn't Darren Gough, Alec Stewart or Derek Pringle, Strauss has been...

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Funny story: Andrew Flintoff To Take Up Crown Green Bowling

Andrew Flintoff To Take Up Crown Green Bowling

Former England cricket captain Andrew Flintoff, who this week announced that he will retire from Test cricket after the current Ashes series, has told friends at lancashire CC that he hopes to take up the rather less strenuous sport of Crown Green Bo...

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Funny story: IPL To Be Known As SAPL

IPL To Be Known As SAPL

The Indian Premier League, or IPL, which has now been moved to South Africa amid worries over the security of players due to play in it, will now be known as the SAPL, according to cricket chiefs who met yesterday in Johannesburg. The tournament w...

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Funny story: England Cricket Team Admit: We're Not Very Good

England Cricket Team Admit: We're Not Very Good

The England cricket team have admitted that they are not very good. In fact England coach Handy Plant said "They have played shit all winter. We got the Australians here in the summer. It is going to be really embarrassing." The future of English...

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Funny story: England Cricket Team The Toast Of The Caribbean

England Cricket Team The Toast Of The Caribbean

England's cricketers were the toast of the Caribbean tonight, as they failed miserably to bowl out the West Indies to take the second Test match here in Antigua. The hosts, who needed to score 503 for an unlikely last-day victory, decided instead...

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Funny story: England Capitalise As West Indies Players Turn Out In Flip Flops

England Capitalise As West Indies Players Turn Out In Flip Flops

The England cricket team looked to put their humiliating innings and 23 runs defeat at the hands of the West Indies behind them in Antigua today, as they clobbered the home side's bowling attack all around the Antigua Recreation Ground, and were 271...

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