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Funny story: High Gas Prices turning everyone into stingy, real-life Monopoly Players

High Gas Prices turning everyone into stingy, real-life Monopoly Players

It appears the recent surge in gas prices have not only diminished people's checking accounts, but their personalities as well. People are increasingly becoming more selfish with their money, and in particular, their cars. My best friend of 10 yea...

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Funny story: Toxic Securities Futures Rebound

Toxic Securities Futures Rebound

Chicago, IL - UPDATE 1 - High demand for toxic securities and commercial paper are fueling a sharp spike in toxic securities futures. No, we don't mean toxic like aspartame, these are toxic in the financial sense.. bad for your portfoilio, not bad...

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Funny story: Winter Energy Saving Tips

Winter Energy Saving Tips

Winter is at hand, and given the cost of heating fuel and electricity, The Spoof offers these valuable tips to save money this energy season. 1. Sharing body heat conserves energy. Delay the birth of any infants as long as possible. 2. Much body heat is lost through the head. Keep a smoldering fire in your hair during the winter months. 3. Shivering creates body warmth. Try to go through hero...

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Funny story: New renewable fuel source trialled

New renewable fuel source trialled

Professor Hugh Jarse the top UK scientist revealed today that a new renewable fuel source was now one step closer to mass production. "It has taken many years of research and thousands of pounds of investment but I believe we now have an energy so...

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Funny story: Prostitutes New Campaign: "Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less"

Prostitutes New Campaign: "Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less"

Bunny Ranch, Reno, NV - Economic hard times have hit almost every sector of American life including the brothels of Nevada. So the working ladies of the famous Bunny Ranch brothel outside of Reno, Nevada are touting the Republican slogan that fits th...

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Funny story: World Leaders Find Plan to Solve Energy Crisis!

World Leaders Find Plan to Solve Energy Crisis!

President Bush, self-appointed Leader of the World, has announced that all of the world's governments have come together in agreement with a plan that will solve both the energy crisis and global warming in the entire world. Everyone is asked to r...

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Funny story: Domestic fuel bills to bills to be cut in a startling new move

Domestic fuel bills to bills to be cut in a startling new move

Gordon Brown revealed today a stunning plan to reduce domestic fuel consumption. "Following extensive negotiations with the major fuel companies, I have come up with a plan to re locate the United Kingdom to the equator." said the prime minister.

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Funny story: Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

HEALTH and energy chiefs have unveiled a plan to make fat people power turbines by forcing them to run in giant hamster wheels. Government research teams from the Department of Health and the Department of Energy joined forces and spent five month...

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Funny story: Boorman And Macgregor To Blame For Fuel Crisis

Boorman And Macgregor To Blame For Fuel Crisis

Both Charley Boorman and Ewan MacGregor have been blamed for the shortage and high price of fuel in the world, according to a new report out today. Not to mention the practice and testing, 3 guzzling motorbikes; 3 Jeeps; numerous trucks; plane ri...

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Funny story: US Drivers Abandon Driving Gas Guzzling Gargantuan SUV's! Home Mortgage Bankruptcies Transform Them into Cozy Homes!

US Drivers Abandon Driving Gas Guzzling Gargantuan SUV's! Home Mortgage Bankruptcies Transform Them into Cozy Homes!

Americans strained by the price of gas have begun to finally turn away from the gigantic, gas gorging SUV. Economy cars are the new means of transportation for the US commuter. What will become of the fuel foolish phenomenon? In a kind of sad ser...

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Funny story: High Gas prices force Arsonist into Retirement

High Gas prices force Arsonist into Retirement

The recent spikes in gas prices have hurt everyone from small businesses to nine-to-fivers in terms of transportation. While gas prices haven't hurt convicted arsonist Tim Harris' mobility, he has been affected in other ways. "Sadly, I just can...

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Funny story: Yet another group livid over recent rise in price of gas

Yet another group livid over recent rise in price of gas

Another major representative organisation in the UK has stepped forward to slam both British Gas and the Government for the recent hike in the price of gas. It has written a very strongly-worded letter to both Prime Minister Gordon Brown and the Chie...

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Funny story: Gas bills 'top 1,000 a year'

Gas bills 'top 1,000 a year'

London - (Ass Mess) Soaring gas bills are being blamed today for 1,000 people topping themselves every year.

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Funny story: Harvesting Midwestern Fat as Newest US Fuel Source: Bush Declares Midwestern Fat "Our Greatest Natural Resource"

Harvesting Midwestern Fat as Newest US Fuel Source: Bush Declares Midwestern Fat "Our Greatest Natural Resource"

KENOSHA, WI -- In a move to help Americans become less dependent on Middle Eastern oil, the U.S. Government today released plans to harvest the fat of America's obese.

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Funny story: Gone with the Wind Power

Gone with the Wind Power

Have you ever wondered why windmills all seem to revolve at the same speed? Well, the truth is out at last! A recent study of wind farms has concluded that they use more power than they generate!...

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Funny story: Global Warming may Ease Energy Crisis

Global Warming may Ease Energy Crisis

Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Reinvention (MIR) are claiming that the threat of Global Warming also holds the promise of unlimited free electrical energy. Their solution is found in the production of electricity directly from the Eart...

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Funny story: US Facing Real Energy Crisis

US Facing Real Energy Crisis

Everyone always said that it was only a matter of time before the United States ran out of electricity. And that time is now upon us - or at least it will be soon. Washington was notified of the emergency just days ago and has been rushing around,...

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