Palo Alto, CA – A family of four, new Tesla owners, pulled up to a gas station and filled the tank with high-octane fuel. “We just wanted to make sure our newest member of the family had the best gasoline money could buy”, Mrs. Smith Mom chirped…
Palo Alto, CA – Government safety inspectors and auditors were surprised when reports of detaching steering wheels made the rounds in the press recently. The issue for Tesla seems to be an uninstalled retaining bolt in the steering column. Each of…
Elon Musk is interested in floating cities. An island, constructed by people, on which an entire city stands. Like Manhattan, if its island could float and move around for a moveable feast of all things New York. Who doesn’t want that city off…
Since the 1950s, we were all promised hover cars. Where are they? Well, old Elon his Muskiness, has introduced the world’s first hover car! I was given a private tour of the facility where cars of the future are being made today! (Wasn’t that a…
It’s not easy bringing bad news to the Dictator of Twitter. An old saying goes: “Don’t shoot the messenger”, but every dictator seems to ALWAYS shoot the messenger. Elon shot his. A Twitter employee delivered the bad news that Elon wasn’t as popul…
Big companies need big paychecks, so Apple, Microsoft, Amazon and others are laying off tons of workers. “It’s not us, it’s the recession … it’s a much better excuse than blaming the rich,” said one source who ran screaming from my microphone.
Just as rich slum lords like to build skyscrapers to block the natural views of water and mountains and rolling fields of gently waving grass … (so that we all get to see hideous people walking around their flats and lofts and mistress’s apartments i…
Everyone has an opinion. But when you’re stinking rich, you get to air your opinion to the world, and the world gets to reply – and you get to ignore their replies and kick them off your Twitter if they say something like “MASTODON IS BETTER THAN Twi…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Karma can be a bitch, and in the case of suck buddies, Donald Trump and Elon Musk, Karma is a fucking bitch. Both fruit salads, as stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree calls the butt ball twins, noted that the douche bag…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Many news agencies say that Elon Musk, will most likely end up in prison. They note that it is quite possible that he and the biggest Nazi in history (even worse than Adolf "Fuck Face" Hitler), Donald Jonathan Erasmus Tr…
Elon Musk’s children are reportedly organizing a union in order to secure better parental care amid the frequent controversies of Elon Musk. Musk’s transgender child, has completed a name change stating the reason – “Gender identity and the fact t…
A man claimed that his phone suddenly erupted in flames while using the Twitter app. This is part of a new but rising trend of cases of phones malfunctioning due to Twitter becoming unusable since Elon Musk’s takeover. Twitter user @HalSpark said…
Elon Musk joined Dave Chappelle on stage in San Francisco and was loudly booed by the audience at Chase Center. Musk took to Twitter the following day claiming that the audience response was “90% cheers & 10% bots”. Musk has complained about f…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - One of the world's richest men is also one of the world's biggest pieces of donkey shit. Elon Musk, who has gone off the fucking deep end has been acting like a clone of Donald "The Orange Low-Life" Trump. Musk who in…
My Twitter hasn’t worked correctly since this weirdo, Elon Musk, got on and started changing everything. He’s banning some people, bringing back some others, says he likes freedom of speech, but not if it’s negative and about him, and not if it c…
QUEENS, New York - (Satire News) - Elon Musk has entered into the Twilight Zone World of Bat Shit Crazy Assholes; like Donald "The Pussy Grabber" Trump, Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani, and Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter Musk who has more money tha…
Assassination coordinates for someone who thinks people are out to get him … And now for Black Sabbath’s kickass song, “Paranoid!” Finished with my Elon Cuz he couldn’t help me with my Tweet People think I’m insane Cuz I stay on Twitter wher…
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