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Funny story: Cosmetic Surgeons Facing Uncertain Future

Cosmetic Surgeons Facing Uncertain Future

Cosmetic surgeons in Hollywood are facing a bleak future with the passing of screen icon Elizabeth Taylor. More than 10 of the top nip and tuck surgeons in Tinseltown are having to make staff redundant as they prepare for a massive drop in busines...

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Funny story: 'Who's next - me or Queen Elizabeth?' wails despondent Zsa Zsa Gabor

'Who's next - me or Queen Elizabeth?' wails despondent Zsa Zsa Gabor

Los Angeles - A chilling Hollywood prophecy describing the world's greatest actresses 'in karmic freefall all the way to the crem' has seen Zsa Zsa Gabor hospitalised for shock. The 94 year-old diva was first told of the prediction by Nancy Reagan...

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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot Claims Liz Taylor Died from Broken Heart...Over HIM!

Joran van der Sloot Claims Liz Taylor Died from Broken Heart...Over HIM!

Incarcerated sociolpath and serial womanizer Joran van der Sloot claimed from his Peruvian jail cell that film icon Liz Taylor, 79, died from a broken heart and unrequited love after she learned he wouldn't be released anytime soon! Van der Sloot...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor's Gold Lamé Sandals That She Wore In 1963's "Cleopatra" Have Just Sold on eBay For $7.2 Million

Elizabeth Taylor's Gold Lamé Sandals That She Wore In 1963's "Cleopatra" Have Just Sold on eBay For $7.2 Million

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the 1963 motion picture Cleopatra gave Elizabeth Taylor the pair of gold earrings and the pair of gold lamé sandals which the star wore during the filming of the epic motion picture. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight,...

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Funny story: Warhol's $63 Million Portrait of Elizabeth Taylor 'seen weeping crude tears'

Warhol's $63 Million Portrait of Elizabeth Taylor 'seen weeping crude tears'

New York - The 1962 'Men in Her Life' monochrome portrays slinky, doe-eyed Taylor flanked by third husband Mike Todd and future spouse Eddie Fisher. Today the actress's face in the $63.4m masterpiece appeared to burst into sweet light crude tears...

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Funny story: Obituary writers put their feet up as Elizabeth Taylor dies

Obituary writers put their feet up as Elizabeth Taylor dies

Obituary writers worldwide have their feet up this evening as their oldest draft obituary is set to hit papers tomorrow after the news that screen icon Elizabeth Taylor has passed away at the age of 79. The double Oscar-winning actress had a lo...

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Funny story: Screen icon, Elizabeth Taylor (RIP) joins Wacko Jacko in orbit!

Screen icon, Elizabeth Taylor (RIP) joins Wacko Jacko in orbit!

Elizabeth Taylor (RIP) has just died and one of her last wishes was not to join ex-hubby, Richard Burton, in heaven (he's too busy reciting "undermilkwood" over and over again), she only wants to be reunited with Michael Jackson; because she felt the...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor to be buried at Glendale 'next to Michael Jackson and Jane Fonda'

Elizabeth Taylor to be buried at Glendale 'next to Michael Jackson and Jane Fonda'

Los Angeles - In a plot reserved many years ago Oscar winning diva Ms Taylor will be sandwiched at Glendale Cemetery in between Jackson and the 'because I'm worth it' face cream promoting Ms Fonda. Taylor died early this morning at the Seedy-Sinai...

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Funny story: Madonna: A Man's Dance Movements Reveal His Bed Movements

Madonna: A Man's Dance Movements Reveal His Bed Movements

Longtime entertainer in more ways than one, Madonna says that she can always tell whether a man is good in bed by his movements on the dance floor. "How he performs one place is how he will perform in another.", she claims in an article in Particu...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Momsen, Elizabeth Taylor, and Rip Taylor To Star In "My Mother Was A Taylor, She Sewed My New Blue Jeans"

Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Momsen, Elizabeth Taylor, and Rip Taylor To Star In "My Mother Was A Taylor, She Sewed My New Blue Jeans"

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for Candlelight Motion Pictures in association with Sand Castle Pictures and Lionsface Studios has announced that they will soon begin production on the Salvo Classacotti film My Mother Was A Taylor She Sewed My New Blue Je...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor Loved Dick The Most

Elizabeth Taylor Loved Dick The Most

Screen Legend Elizabeth Taylor wept openly while being accompanied by Prince Charles at the unveiling this week of a tribute to her late husband.........Richard Burton. (Sorry, I had to run through the list.) Taylor was at a service at Buckingham...

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Funny story: Dame Elizabeth Taylor's Ninth Wedding turns Deadly

Dame Elizabeth Taylor's Ninth Wedding turns Deadly

Former Hollywood hottie, lifetime serial spouse, and president of the International Cougar Foundation Liz Taylor rolled to the altar once more high atop Mount Lee overlooking her glory days but what began as a simple sweet ceremony turned disastrous.

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Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor calls Elizabeth Taylor 'a slut'

Zsa Zsa Gabor calls Elizabeth Taylor 'a slut'

Hollywood - (Fur-Will-Fly!): Their mutual loathing of each other is legendary, much like Wallis Simpson and the Queen Mother. And this weekend Zsa Zsa Gabor slammed bride-to-be Elizabeth Taylor 'a quadriplegic slut' after a glitzy wheelchair-pos...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor to marry Dr Conrad Murray lookalike

Elizabeth Taylor to marry Dr Conrad Murray lookalike

Hollywood - (Prenup): Determined to out-Zsa Zsa Gabor nine times married Hungarian actress/socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor seventy eight year-old screen legend Elizabeth Taylor is getting hitched. And the object of her nuptial desires is Dr Conrad Murray...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren and Marilyn Monroe claim affair with Tiger Woods

Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren and Marilyn Monroe claim affair with Tiger Woods

Screen legends and one-time Hollywood goddesses Elizabeth Taylor, 77, and Sophia Loren, 75, have come forward today claiming they too have also enjoyed steamy flings with Tiger Woods, 33. This breaking news follows sensational and explosive revela...

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Funny story: Never Aired Interview of Elizabeth Taylor

Never Aired Interview of Elizabeth Taylor

We have obtained a copy of a taped interview of Elizabeth Taylor by Larry King. Sources say King journeyed to Los Angeles California for what he said was the greatest interview of his entire career. That prompts us to ask, "Bigger than the Pope, the President, Mother Teresa? Apparently so as Larry appeared a bit on edge and had donned a sport jacket before Liz came onto the set.

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Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor To Legally Change Her Name To Michael Jackson

Elizabeth Taylor To Legally Change Her Name To Michael Jackson

BEVERLY HILLS - There is no celebrity in Tinseltown who was closer to Michael Jackson, aka "The Moonwalk Kid" than Elizabeth Taylor. The 77-year-old movie star says that her and MJ were so close that she feels that she could have easily been his b...

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