During the heavy winds that battered the British Isles a fallen tree fell on the main power line that transfers power to the small Surrey town of Dorking cutting the small Surrey town of Dorking off from the power grid and leaving the small Surrey to...
Acton electrician Terry Scrote has blamed celebrated genius Albert Einstein for a fixed penalty notice he received whilst parked outside a greasy spoon. "I popped in for a £4-95 all day breakfast with extra bubble, and got involved in a barney wit...
Essex - Mind control experts today blamed warped subliminal messages broadcast by pylons for 'daft' UN eviction advice to Dale Farm pikeys. The high voltage electricity transmitters are said to be 'notorious' for their mind-bending effects, consid...
Following the shocking discovery that both Doctor Who and Britain's Got Talent finished its runs last week, the National Grid admits it has overstocked on domestic electricity. The Grid has been required over previous weeks to provide extra capaci...
Residents of a Havant street were still in shock this morning following the untimely near demise of local self-employed gas fitter, Everton Cleverly. Mr Cleverly had been called out to a semi detached residence in Abbey Road to attend a suspected...
After the news hit that fuel prices were set to soar by fifteen percent in the coming weeks, BBC One magazine show, The One Show advised that all their viewers should go online and get hold of a fixed term contract for their fuel for as long as possi...
Britain's leading energy suppliers have warned consumers to expect steep price increases from August this year, possibly by as much as 19% The energy providers have attributed the rises to Wayne Rooney's hair transplant, a situation being further exa...
President Obama dropped a megawatt bomb on the USA during his State of the Union address, when he said that he expects 1,000,000 electric cars to be on the country's roads by 2015. "I believe that we will address this nation's three biggest challe...
Ben Africa, an ex-secret operative with the Black Opps Group, Al Sarmir, had noticed that this winter, where he lived, a slight movement in his house would generate a charge of static electricity in him, and that any contact with a metal object would...
It may be the season to be jolly, but electricity companies have failed to see the jolly side over Chris Borbal's festive decorations. Borbal, who lives in Ashton-under-lyne near Manchester, has been adding to his Christmas lights display for the...
Thousands of pensioners are terrified of their gas and elctricity bills following reports of unprovoked assaults. The first case was reported last January when Mr Pulcifer Threadknockit, of Norwich, was seriously injured by his bill from Eastern E...
Sturgeon Bay - The peace and quiet of this small tourist city was shattered this morning when a group of radical squirrels with ties to El Kayda launched a suicide attack against a power substation on the city's west side, plunging half the city int...
A man is in intensive care today after being electocuted by overhead power lines. The "bizarre" accident happened when "Professor" Julian Hodge from "Blurples" College in Cambridge was "explaining" to a group of "children" how "electicity" works.
In a staggering turnaround, Lord Peter Mangelson (Business Secretary and Minister With A Finger In Every Pie) has announced that, from next Tuesday, all generation of electricity is banned. "I was at Ratcliffe - on - Soar earlier today and I saw t...
As reported earlier, the new electric car manufacturer "Electric Cars" (trademark applied for) has developed an electric car that runs on nuclear batteries. Wall Street has discovered that the really amazing thing about this electric car is that...
A new electric car manufacturer "Electric Cars" (trademark applied for) has developed an electric car that runs on nuclear batteries. Spokesperson Ophelia Bumgardner commented, "This car avoids the inconvenience of looking for a recharge socket".
A man in Hertfordshire has invented a system for generating free electricity from water. His system is set to revolutionise power generation for many homeowners in the UK. Michael Friday explained how his system works: "It's only good for hou...
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