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Fuel Price Rises Blamed On Rooney And Giggs Hair Transplants

Funny story: Fuel Price Rises Blamed On Rooney And Giggs Hair Transplants

Britain's leading energy suppliers have warned consumers to expect steep price increases from August this year, possibly by as much as 19% The energy providers have attributed the rises to Wayne Rooney's hair transplant, a situation being further exa...

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Obama: Electric Cars Will End Pollution, Because Generating Electricity Doesn't Create Pollution, Right?

Funny story: Obama: Electric Cars Will End Pollution, Because Generating Electricity Doesn't Create Pollution, Right?

President Obama dropped a megawatt bomb on the USA during his State of the Union address, when he said that he expects 1,000,000 electric cars to be on the country's roads by 2015. "I believe that we will address this nation's three biggest challe...

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Static Charges Investigated

Funny story: Static Charges Investigated

Ben Africa, an ex-secret operative with the Black Opps Group, Al Sarmir, had noticed that this winter, where he lived, a slight movement in his house would generate a charge of static electricity in him, and that any contact with a metal object would...

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Electricity companies ask local resident to remove some Christmas Decorations

Funny story: Electricity companies ask local resident to remove some Christmas Decorations

It may be the season to be jolly, but electricity companies have failed to see the jolly side over Chris Borbal's festive decorations. Borbal, who lives in Ashton-under-lyne near Manchester, has been adding to his Christmas lights display for the...

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Six In Ten Live In Fear Of Energy Bills

Funny story: Six In Ten Live In Fear Of Energy Bills

Thousands of pensioners are terrified of their gas and elctricity bills following reports of unprovoked assaults. The first case was reported last January when Mr Pulcifer Threadknockit, of Norwich, was seriously injured by his bill from Eastern E...

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Power lost in terrorist attack

Funny story: Power lost in terrorist attack

Sturgeon Bay - The peace and quiet of this small tourist city was shattered this morning when a group of radical squirrels with ties to El Kayda launched a suicide attack against a power substation on the city's west side, plunging half the city int...

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University professor electrocution caused by "over gesturing"

Funny story: University professor electrocution caused by "over gesturing"

A man is in intensive care today after being electocuted by overhead power lines. The "bizarre" accident happened when "Professor" Julian Hodge from "Blurples" College in Cambridge was "explaining" to a group of "children" how "electicity" works.

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Climate Change Protestors Succeed - No More Electricity

In a staggering turnaround, Lord Peter Mangelson (Business Secretary and Minister With A Finger In Every Pie) has announced that, from next Tuesday, all generation of electricity is banned. "I was at Ratcliffe - on - Soar earlier today and I saw t...

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New Electric Cars Spearhead Alien Invasion

Funny story: New Electric Cars Spearhead Alien Invasion

As reported earlier, the new electric car manufacturer "Electric Cars" (trademark applied for) has developed an electric car that runs on nuclear batteries. Wall Street has discovered that the really amazing thing about this electric car is that...

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Self-Charging Car - a British Thirst

Funny story: Self-Charging Car - a British Thirst

A new electric car manufacturer "Electric Cars" (trademark applied for) has developed an electric car that runs on nuclear batteries. Spokesperson Ophelia Bumgardner commented, "This car avoids the inconvenience of looking for a recharge socket".

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Free electricity from water

Funny story: Free electricity from water

A man in Hertfordshire has invented a system for generating free electricity from water. His system is set to revolutionise power generation for many homeowners in the UK. Michael Friday explained how his system works: "It's only good for hou...

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GMC Introduces Electric Car

Funny story: GMC Introduces Electric Car

Boston MA: Government Motors Corporation (GMC), now out of bankruptcy, has authorized its remaining dealerships to begin marketing their new electric car, the Maxwell. A GMC spokesperson said "The Maxwell is a real Joule. The government's "Cash f...

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City Suffers Massive Power Cut

Funny story: City Suffers Massive Power Cut

The City of London has this morning been hit by a massive power cut, blacking out most of the Square Mile's financial institutions and leaving bankers and traders unable to work. The power cut is believed to have been caused by every single one of...

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Astonishing wireless electricity unveiled

Scientists have developed the technology to connect electrical appliances to a mains supply without using cables and wires and an incredible spin off will be a 65% reduction in electricity usage that could help save the earth from global warming.

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Houses of Parliament Blacked Out

Funny story: Houses of Parliament Blacked Out

The Prime Minister Gordon Brown was caught in an uncompromising position today after a power cut left the houses of Parliament in darkness. Gordon Brown had just left for a "comfort break" when the lights went out. A spokesman said "Gordon is...

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Lights go out

Funny story: Lights go out

Shocking news from the UK energy market have suggested that Britain could run out of electricity within ten years if something is not done quickly. "Britain is set to lose fifty percent of its capacity to generate power within ten years," a consul...

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EDF contaminated power

Funny story: EDF contaminated power

Tests have confirmed that French electricity being supplied to the UK is contaminated with C-Difficile, the super bug which normally lurks in unpasteurised milk and causes lethargy, cynicism, arrogance and untimely trains. EDF customers have been...

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Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

Funny story: Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

HEALTH and energy chiefs have unveiled a plan to make fat people power turbines by forcing them to run in giant hamster wheels. Government research teams from the Department of Health and the Department of Energy joined forces and spent five month...

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