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Funny story: Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

The hall of the US embassy in Beijing is littered with bruised bodies. A vase lies smashed on the floor, accompanied by the faint sound of US CIA agents groaning in pain and holding their stomachs. This is the aftermath of a daring escape from whistl...

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Funny story: Putin Bans All Anti-Russian Websites

Putin Bans All Anti-Russian Websites

MOSCOW - The Vodkavich News Agency is reporting that the Kremlin is cracking down on any world wide websites that are critical of the Russian government. The report states that President Putin has asked his director of computers, Edward Snowden to...

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Funny story: Russian Comedian Raises $2 Million For The Kremlin

Russian Comedian Raises $2 Million For The Kremlin

MOSCOW - One of the most famous comedians in Russia, Blizzard Boobovich sponsored a national telethon and managed to raise $2 million. The comedian who is considered to be a younger Russian version of Robin Williams said that he did it to help buy...

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Funny story: NSA about to make every American a movie star

NSA about to make every American a movie star

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - The U. S. National Security Agency (NSA) is gathering audiovisual recordings of millions of American citizens in its three-year effort to compile the largest "gonzo" pornographic tape of all time. What men, women, teens, and...

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Funny story: George W. Bush to award Snowden Presidential Medal of Freedom

George W. Bush to award Snowden Presidential Medal of Freedom

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!, TEXASS -- Former U. S. president George W. Bush is reportedly considering penning a retroactive executive order awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to whistle-blower Edward Snowden. "He's a patriot for exposing...

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Funny story: Snowden: Big Brother is watching every move you make

Snowden: Big Brother is watching every move you make

WHITEWSHINGTON, DC - According to top secret files released by Edward Snowden, the U. S. government plans to tap into employees' computers across the nation and, indeed, around the world, monitoring their every keystroke, telephone call, and emai...

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Funny story: President Putin Has Edward Snowden Send 2,003 Pages On The Private Life of Ellen DeGeneres To Ann Coulter

President Putin Has Edward Snowden Send 2,003 Pages On The Private Life of Ellen DeGeneres To Ann Coulter

MOSCOW - Vodkavich, the Russian national news agency has stated that President Putin has instructed his Director of Computers Edward Snowden to perform a document investigation on an American talk show host. Putin told Snowden to go into the NSA a...

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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin Said He Was Disappointed That The Movie 'Gravity' Did Not Win The Oscar For Best Picture

Russian President Vladimir Putin Said He Was Disappointed That The Movie 'Gravity' Did Not Win The Oscar For Best Picture

MOSCOW - President Putin of Russia said that he was surprised that the movie that he was pulling for to win the Academy Award for best picture did not win. The Russian leader said that he was certain that Gravity starring the sexy Sandra Bullock a...

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Funny story: Snowden Leaks GOP-Sponsored Report Blaming White Men For Nation's Problems

Snowden Leaks GOP-Sponsored Report Blaming White Men For Nation's Problems

In 2013, the Republican Party funded an investigation of issues that they consider detrimental to the American way of life. The report, written by the influential Heritage Foundation, cites numerous examples of how white men have messed things up for...

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Funny story: President Vladimir Putin Gives Edward Snowden A Very Nice Raise

President Vladimir Putin Gives Edward Snowden A Very Nice Raise

MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich News Agency is reporting that President Putin has stated that he is proud of the excellent job that American Edward Snowden has done for the Russian government. President Putin appointed Snowden to be his national direc...

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Funny story: Top NSA Brass Watching Porn Not Snowden

Top NSA Brass Watching Porn Not Snowden

The talk of the morning news shows on Sunday, February 9, was that cheap software - available to everyone on-line - was used by Edward Snowden to plunder secrets from the NSA. He accessed millions of the country most highly classified documents...

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Funny story: U.S. Government Agents Seize Edward Snowden's Whistle

U.S. Government Agents Seize Edward Snowden's Whistle

Edward Snowden may be holed up in Russia, but U.S. government officials say America will nevertheless be safe from future whistle-blowing by the American-born traitor because they've managed to seize Snowden's thus far elusive whistle. According t...

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Funny story: President Putin Is Thrilled With Edward Snowden

President Putin Is Thrilled With Edward Snowden

MOSCOW - President Putin was recently interviewed by Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich. He was asked how he felt NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden was doing in his position as The Director of Computers. The Russian leader smiled as he put...

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Funny story: Runaway surveillance blimp packed with cannibal rats turns rogue eye on assorted targets

Runaway surveillance blimp packed with cannibal rats turns rogue eye on assorted targets

Witnesses are reporting chills running up and down the spines of NSA and pentagon officials as to what might be coming next. Today's development parallels recent news that a Russian cruise ship has been adrift in the Atlantic for the past year an...

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Funny story: Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Avian rights activists are tweeting furiously after an insider at the RSPB leaked the full shocking extent of directed surveillance against birds. Not content with using undercover agents (or 'twitchers'), the shadowy 'protection' agency has gone on...

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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin Reveals Who He Has Picked To Win The Super Bowl

Russian President Vladimir Putin Reveals Who He Has Picked To Win The Super Bowl

MOSCOW - It is no secret that Russian President Vladimir Putin is a great sports fan. He has always said that his favorite Major League Baseball team is the Cincinnati Reds (no surprise there). Putin has also commented that in football he likes...

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Funny story: President Putin Has Just Told President Obama That Edward Snowden's One Year Asylum Period Has Been Extended To 25 Years

President Putin Has Just Told President Obama That Edward Snowden's One Year Asylum Period Has Been Extended To 25 Years

MOSCOW - The president of Russia, Vladimir Putin, has just informed President Obama that he can forget about having NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden ever set foot on American soil again. President Putin pointed out that he is extending Snowden's o...

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