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Funny story: Evil Hamsters Blamed for Spread of Ebola Virus

Evil Hamsters Blamed for Spread of Ebola Virus

A spokesman for the pro human pressure group "Kill All the Bastard Hamsters Brigade" (KABHB) has claimed that much like its brother rodent, the Chinese rat, the common hamster is responsible for the spread of a deadly epidemic that looks set to be...

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Funny story: Real Reason For Ebola In Dallas Discovered

Real Reason For Ebola In Dallas Discovered

DALLAS -- Health officials' handling of the first Ebola patient diagnosed in the United States continued to raise questions Friday, after the hospital that is treating the patient and that mistakenly sent him home when he first came to its emergency...

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Funny story: Ebola testing at Hamptons Film Festival ahead of Wednesday's eclipsed blood moon

Ebola testing at Hamptons Film Festival ahead of Wednesday's eclipsed blood moon

Long Island - Astrologers advising the 22nd Hamptons International Film Festival are recommending the installation of a giant anti-Ebola sheep dip at Montauk Airport ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. The blood-red supermoon will be conjunct Ura...

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Funny story: Antivirus company Symantec found cure for Ebola

Antivirus company Symantec found cure for Ebola

Breaking news: The well known antivirus company Symantec says that they found a cure for Ebola. As Obama cited in his speech at UN , the greatest threat to the world today is not ISIS or Putin, but Ebola. H. Ackerwise at Symantec announced in a...

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Funny story: Ebola Virus Predicted To Kill Two Million In USA By Christmas

Ebola Virus Predicted To Kill Two Million In USA By Christmas

The deadliest outbreak of Ebola virus on record has sparked fears that the killer virus could kill over 2,000,000 Americans by Christmas. This shocking prediction came from "Fat Dave", a regular at The Village Well Inn located in Fort Lauderdale,...

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Funny story: Kanye West suing CDC for use of "Ebola"

Kanye West suing CDC for use of "Ebola"

West Africa- Controversial Kanye West is filing a lawsuit against the CDC for their use of the word "Ebola." He is suing because he was led to believe that the news about Ebola spreading throughout Africa was actually referencing his first single whi...

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Funny story: British Ebola victim wakes from coma 28 days later

British Ebola victim wakes from coma 28 days later

A British man who contracted Ebola while on a pirates holiday in sierra Leone has recovered from his coma after twenty eight days. Alfred Smith a retired bus conductor said he feels fine after his month of unconsciousness although not technically a m...

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Funny story: Madonna sends one million bottles of Kabbalah Water as Ebola holy cure

Madonna sends one million bottles of Kabbalah Water as Ebola holy cure

New York - Cynics insist it's just a toxic cocktail of surplus aircon coolant and radiator overflow from bleeding her Manhattan condo central heating system. This morning one million litres of Madonna's holy Kabbalah Water was enroute to Ebola-t...

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Funny story: Barack Obama spreading Ebola at Martha's Vineyard golf club

Barack Obama spreading Ebola at Martha's Vineyard golf club

Martha's Vineyard, Mass - Was it something he picked up at the White House official dinner for African heads of state last week? A sliver of some raw flesh delicacy from Ebola-torn Liberia perhaps? "We caught him chewing on infected bush meat,"...

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Funny story: Ukraine Formulates National Defense Plan While Assisting Africa

Ukraine Formulates National Defense Plan While Assisting Africa

(Kiev) In a breathtakingly stunning tour-de-force; merging diplomacy, mercantilism, foreign affairs, public health and national defense, today Dick Cheney announced that he has brokered an epic exchange between Liberia and Ukraine. In a classical...

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Funny story: Ebola Virus Tweets: "Keep Donald Trump Out of Here"

Ebola Virus Tweets: "Keep Donald Trump Out of Here"

MONROVIA, LIBERIA--An Ebola virus today tweeted: "Heard Donald Trump will visit Africa in a few days. Please don't let this form of vermin in. Keep Donald Trump out of here!" The Ebola virus was apparently responding to rumors that Donald Trump...

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Funny story: Trump Warns That American Patient Has Zombie Strain Of Ebola

Trump Warns That American Patient Has Zombie Strain Of Ebola

MANHATTAN -- Donald Trump is insisting the American returned to U.S. soil with the Ebola virus has contracted a mutated zombie strain of the disease that can reanimate the dead, which could lead to Democrats trying to register them to vote, according...

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Funny story: Bush Meat Suspected In African Virus Pandemic

Bush Meat Suspected In African Virus Pandemic

Crawford, Texas - Thousands of packages of illicit bush meat labeled Rocky Mountain Oyster Delight have been traced to a bison testicle tickling - uh, pickling! - plant in Texas. A food hygiene standards swoop in Ebola-torn Sierra Leone this morn...

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Funny story: Ebola vaccine success in New Jersey

Ebola vaccine success in New Jersey

Ocean City, N.J. Scientists tested a new vaccine: protecting mice from the Ebola virus, according to an obscure journal entry brought to our attention by local policeman, Constable Finass, who is investigating the possible related disappearance of hu...

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