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Funny story: Parents skipping so children don't go hungry

Parents skipping so children don't go hungry

Many children in poor families are not eating proper meals because most of the food is eaten by their over-weight parents. These parents are now being ordered to skip meals and take up skipping instead so that their starving kids will have a bit m...

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Funny story: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's Marriage Heading For The Rocks

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's Marriage Heading For The Rocks

CHICAGO - Reports coming out of the Windy City state that there are some astonishing marital rumblings emanating from the Justin Timberlake - Jessica Biel marriage. The couple known as TimBi have barely been married three weeks and a close source...

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Funny story: Area man will eat that if you're not going to

Area man will eat that if you're not going to

DENVER, CO--Insisting that it is "the best part", Angelo Delagol offered to consume the uneaten and undesired portion of his tablemate's meal, sources from Outback Restaurant on 40th Avenue reported Sunday. "Really, you're not gonna eat it?" Delag...

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Funny story: Spiderman eaten by Robin

Spiderman eaten by Robin

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can, including being eaten by Robin, the sidekick of Batman. "It was a moment of predator versus prey," said Superman, who had seen the whole thing from a window ledge in Metropolis. "I couldn't believe...

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Funny story: Extreme Eaters Club looking for new members after the Fossil Course

Extreme Eaters Club looking for new members after the Fossil Course

The Cambridge branch of the Extreme Eaters Club are on the look out for new members after they recently introduced a Fossil Course. "This seemed like a logical next step," said Extreme Eater, Heston Blumenthal. "We'd done the various other forms o...

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Funny story: Food crisis solved by flesh eating bacteria

Food crisis solved by flesh eating bacteria

Many people in Britain live below the poverty line and struggle to get enough food to eat. As a result, rickets is making a comeback, as are nutritional disorders that Britain thought it had left in the middle ages. "It's getting so bad," said nut...

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Funny story: Secret To Success Finally Revealed By Simon Cowell

Secret To Success Finally Revealed By Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell, high trousered music mogul and inventor of the sarcastic put-down to already inferior people, has sensationally revealed the secret to his fantastic success in everything he does. Parsnips. That's right, parsnips. And lot's of them.

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Funny story: Eating your desk at lunch-time is 'a health hazard'

Eating your desk at lunch-time is 'a health hazard'

More sedentary workers are eating their desks during their lunch-hour instead of going out to a café or furniture shop. Some just nibble at desk-top corners, but many have been seen biting big chunks off. Office workers are making themselves more...

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Funny story: Nottingham themed Cheap Foods to be opened by Christmas!

Nottingham themed Cheap Foods to be opened by Christmas!

Nottingham Company Costwise Diet Foods, introduced its new range of Locally produced menu courses, hopefully to be available for Christmas. The new meals are designed to be the most economical, and nourishing available. We spoke with the owner,...

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Funny story: New Nottingham Restaurant hailed as 'innovative but suicidal' by the food press!

New Nottingham Restaurant hailed as 'innovative but suicidal' by the food press!

A made redundant 64 year-old local man, is to open a 'Olde World Specialist' restaurant in Nottingham. Owner Ivor Deathwish, explained his thinking and plans to our Food reporter Ulrika Garlic. "Well at first, I noticed the vast amount of bankr...

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Funny story: Grossbook - the new social network website for fatties is launched

Grossbook - the new social network website for fatties is launched

Today saw the launch of Grossbook, the new social network site specially for the clinically obese, overeaters and the world's general fast-food junkies. Jane Lardbucket, a 32 stone professional eater from Glasgow had the idea when she was trying t...

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Funny story: Owners told to lock up their dogs in North London

Owners told to lock up their dogs in North London

Arsenal have signed South Korean Park Chu-Young from French side Monaco, and it is fair to say local dog owners are not happy. Although Arsene Wenger has brought in the 26-year-old striker to boost his side attacking force, It has caused shock-wav...

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Funny story: Overweight people have a greater sense of smell for food

Overweight people have a greater sense of smell for food

People who are overweight have a greater sense of smell for food, a study has found. Researchers say their early findings may go towards explaining why some people struggle to stay slim. The Slimming Group Weight Lifters has added their voice...

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Funny story: Celery reduces memory loss

Celery reduces memory loss

A taste for celery is one that many people never acquire, but scientists have just given them a reason to eat it. They have discovered that a chemical found in high concentrations in celery - and in peppers - could halt memory loss as we get older...

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Funny story: Famous hot-dog speed-eating champ freed from jail

Famous hot-dog speed-eating champ freed from jail

Takeru Kobayashi is a free man after a New York judge ruled to dismiss all charges against the skinny Japanese speed-eater accused of crashing a hot dog eating contest. Human python Kobayashi holds records for eating: 63 hot dogs in 12 minutes...

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Funny story: 71 Sickened by Eating Subway Food: Lowest Number in Years.

71 Sickened by Eating Subway Food: Lowest Number in Years.

71 risk-takers were sickened from eating tainted Subway hoagies in 22 counties in Illinois. This number is said to be the lowest single-day total for people sickened after eating food from Subway. No specific food was found to be responsible but S...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham and Cheryl Cole Have Penned a book together - The Anorexic Diaries

Victoria Beckham and Cheryl Cole Have Penned a book together - The Anorexic Diaries

The two WAGS and pop stars, formerly both in girl-bands, had an idea pitched to them by their publicists that since they have both so much in common including their waif, thin gaunt-like appearance they should both co-write a book together about thei...

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