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Funny story: Animal Rights Groups Demand Robotic Ground Hog, Easter Bunny!

Animal Rights Groups Demand Robotic Ground Hog, Easter Bunny!

An animal rights group is demanding that no more live animals be used in Holiday celebrations. They say it is cruel to make a spectacle of a basically peaceful animal. But Bill Murray, president of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog C...

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Funny story: Santa Claus to divorce Mrs Claus after her affair with the Easter bunny

Santa Claus to divorce Mrs Claus after her affair with the Easter bunny

It has been a long time since we have heard from good old Saint Nick, who is well known for delivering presents all across the world. Recently however, he has not been 'hohohoing'. This is because he reportedly said that he is splitting up from his d...

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Funny story: Easter Bunny: "My Porno Shame"

Easter Bunny: "My Porno Shame"

Easter Bunny has revealed that the stories are true. He has a past as a porn star. Recent revelations in the press have forced 'EB' to come clean. "Yes, it's true. Some years ago I was down on my luck. Easter was still viewed as a religious festiv...

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Funny story: Easter Bunny Nearly Caught; Gnaws Off Own Leg To Freedom

Easter Bunny Nearly Caught; Gnaws Off Own Leg To Freedom

A withered, battered, and betrayed Easter Bunny held a press conference earlier today to announce his retirement from the Easter holiday. Sometime late last night, the folks living on the 800 block of Cedar Street were awaken by an earth-shat...

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Funny story: Tooth fairy suspended pending police checks

Tooth fairy suspended pending police checks

Children losing teeth will find no money under their pillows for many weeks as the government has ordered the tooth fairy to undergo police background checks before she can continue working with children. "Employees of all government funded organi...

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Funny story: Easter Cancelled - Easter Bunny Arrested

Easter Cancelled - Easter Bunny Arrested

Millions of children will go eggless this Sunday as the Eater Bunny is rotting in a prison cell and will not be able to make his usual delivery.

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Funny story: Santa Claus Has North Pole, Bunny Has His Easter Island

Santa Claus Has North Pole, Bunny Has His Easter Island

For centuries, archaeologists have had it wrong. Such eminent scientists as Margaret Mead and Thor Heyerdahl have theorized that the giant stone statues of Easter Island are actually Gods of the people or represtantions of former tribal leaders. In...

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