A man who was apparently on a job to cheer up holiday makers and dressed as the Easter Bunny was found frozen to death after getting lost from the rest of the train passengers that he was with. Over 100 rail passengers had to be rescued in the ear...
Police were called to Huffington Public School in Ontario this morning. (note: Public Schools in Canada are 'State schools' NOT posh private schools). The alarm was raised by the custodian Peter Scrubs who noticed the Easter Bunny sneaking into sc...
An animal rights group is demanding that no more live animals be used in Holiday celebrations. They say it is cruel to make a spectacle of a basically peaceful animal. But Bill Murray, president of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog C...
It has been a long time since we have heard from good old Saint Nick, who is well known for delivering presents all across the world. Recently however, he has not been 'hohohoing'. This is because he reportedly said that he is splitting up from his d...
Easter Bunny has revealed that the stories are true. He has a past as a porn star. Recent revelations in the press have forced 'EB' to come clean. "Yes, it's true. Some years ago I was down on my luck. Easter was still viewed as a religious festiv...
A withered, battered, and betrayed Easter Bunny held a press conference earlier today to announce his retirement from the Easter holiday. Sometime late last night, the folks living on the 800 block of Cedar Street were awaken by an earth-shat...
Children losing teeth will find no money under their pillows for many weeks as the government has ordered the tooth fairy to undergo police background checks before she can continue working with children. "Employees of all government funded organi...
Millions of children will go eggless this Sunday as the Eater Bunny is rotting in a prison cell and will not be able to make his usual delivery.
For centuries, archaeologists have had it wrong. Such eminent scientists as Margaret Mead and Thor Heyerdahl have theorized that the giant stone statues of Easter Island are actually Gods of the people or represtantions of former tribal leaders. In...
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