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Funny story: Oxford Elderly Ear Institute Rebuts Scientific Research that Elderly Ears Expand

Oxford Elderly Ear Institute Rebuts Scientific Research that Elderly Ears Expand

Dr Dumbo Orrechia of the Oxford Elderly Ear Institute has vigorously disputed the widespread scientific and popular belief that old ears are ears of great size. For centuries now common and uncommon persons have fervently held the belief that agi...

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Funny story: Disney take the Mickey out of boy

Disney take the Mickey out of boy

Yorkshire school boy, Adrian Hippleswaite, is to be denied his life long dream of owning his own ears by the Disney Corporation.

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Funny story: Wax turns to Gold

Wax turns to Gold

Little Juanita Gonzalez has struck gold with the wax from her ears.

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Funny story: Of Nobel prizes and Britney Spearses

Of Nobel prizes and Britney Spearses

Royters (Dahab Bureau Chief - Peregrine Nation) - As with most solutions to complex problems the answer is often right on your doorstep. Few things are more complex than space and space, apart from being something between Britney Spear's ears, is also the human race's final frontier, if you believe the opening credits of Star Trek. And, let's face it, who could question such an authori...

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Funny story: Ode To The Spoonerism

Ode To The Spoonerism

Young one, tease your ears, If your half-warmed fish,...

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Funny story: My Sparkling Wit Is Wasted On Supermarket Check-out Girls

My Sparkling Wit Is Wasted On Supermarket Check-out Girls

Points Of View Gregory Fensworth - A Very Witty Person Why do I continue to kid myself? These check-out girls will never appreciate my wit. Why should I go to the bother of composing sumptuously ingenious puns when they are destined to fall on such uncultured, irony-deaf ears?...

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Funny story: ASPCA Cites Man for Passing Gas, Blaming Dog

ASPCA Cites Man for Passing Gas, Blaming Dog

Forest Grove, OR - George Herbert believed he'd gotten away with one last Sunday night after diner, but thanks to a perceptive set of ears, one discerning nose, and quick action, he was sorely mistaken.

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Funny story: The state of the world

The state of the world

I don't want to start some cocksure diatribe about how everything is dumb except me. I don't want to stick my fingers in my ears and shout endless incantations about wishing death and disease on everyone I encounter. I don't want to go to work in a morning. But these are all things that I do end up doing.

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Funny story: Scientists discover new planet by using big ears

Scientists discover new planet by using big ears

Scientists in American lab, Hetherow in Cleveland, have discovered a new planet orbiting nearby star 'Rando'. The planet, apparently similar to Uranus, is to be named "Polyp".

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