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Funny story: Mini What? Mini Who? Mini You!

Mini What? Mini Who? Mini You!

Dwarves have set up their own village to escape from 'normal-sized people'. Residents of their inner city sanctum must be under 4ft 3in. The 150- strong community have set up a mini me colony just outside Annapolis, USA. They have their own Fire...

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Funny story: Local Midget says he has the answer to Economic Woes but is Refusing to Tell

Local Midget says he has the answer to Economic Woes but is Refusing to Tell

Local dwarf Stewart Drubbins, 31, has told friends in the local pub that he has all the answers to the economic problems facing the World today. But, the cheeky little fucker is refusing to give any details of his plan. The local barman Frank Will...

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Funny story: Bitter, Spiteful Dwarf Vows Revenge on TheSpoof.com Writers

Bitter, Spiteful Dwarf Vows Revenge on TheSpoof.com Writers

A bitter little fucker who formerly wrote on satiric website TheSpoof.com, has vowed to get revenge on the other writers who drove him away. The un-named writer said that he once wrote vaguely comedic stories about the misadventures of minor celeb...

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Funny story: Grumpy Little Fucker Refuses to eat his Dinner

Grumpy Little Fucker Refuses to eat his Dinner

A bearded midget has outright refused to eat his mothers dinner despite numerous pleas from the community. Steven Williams, 35, has sat in the corner grumbling to himself about not liking vegetables for the past week, and his closest friends and...

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Funny story: Runts Want FCC To Ban Word Midget

Runts Want FCC To Ban Word Midget

Munchkins all across the United States are up in arms over an episode of "The Apprentice" where they are referred to as "Midgets" and a Joan Rivers team suggests that they be hung up to dry. The runts apparently don't like the term "midgets" and fee...

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Funny story: Skeleton baffles archaeologists

Skeleton baffles archaeologists

More developments in the story of the "longest dwarf" skeleton unearthed in County Mayo, Ireland, last week; Scientists are now saying that the 6-foot long man is not necessarily the tallest dwarf ever found - he may be the remains of the shortest gi...

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Funny story: Snow White Arrested in Texas

Snow White Arrested in Texas

Acting on a tip off from the evil queen, Texas officials have entered the compound of the Church of the Seventh Vertically Challenged Adventists and taken Snow white into custody.

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Funny story: WondraBra Makers Announce "Wonder Pants"

WondraBra Makers Announce "Wonder Pants"

The makers of the Wonder Bra have announced a new line of Wonder Boxer Shorts for men. Dubbed the "Wonder Pants", the male underwear 'enhancer' works much the same, as it's fema...

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Funny story: Stunning discovery of ancient 'Hobbit' bones in the Shire raises anthropological questions

Stunning discovery of ancient 'Hobbit' bones in the Shire raises anthropological questions

Radiocarbon dating suggests tiny, barefoot people lived as peaceful, beer-drinking farmers and gardeners over three thousand years ago.

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Funny story: Stevie Wonder banned from driving Again

Stevie Wonder banned from driving Again

Music man Stevie Wonder has been cautioned for drink driving again - that's the 89th time this week.

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Funny story: Danny DeVito Becomes Homeless Bag Lady

Danny DeVito Becomes Homeless Bag Lady

Actor and sometimes director Danny DeVito is now homeless. Having bombed at the box office in his last three movies and having had his last four television shows cancelled, he was unable to meet the mortgage payment on his Hollywood home.

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