Britain is fast becoming a Big Brother state, according to the Metro newspaper which is distributed freely to passengers on buses and trains throughout the UK.
Consumer groups are up in arms, after Britains biggest and most popular retail group threatened to increase its prices for the first time ever.
A West Midlands town has been declared the "Ugliest Town In Britain" according to an article in a style magazine.
Dudley, near Birmingham, itself no picture, won the accolade, beating 750 other towns and cities throughout the UK, says the article in...
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