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Funny story: You Wanna Kiss in Dubai? Read the laws first!

You Wanna Kiss in Dubai? Read the laws first!

According to a recent BBC report, A British couple jailed in Dubai for kissing in public have lost their appeal and have been sentenced to a month in jail, deportation and a fine. They should have read the laws of Dubai before they entered the country: * Kiss in public: 1 month in jail. * Open mouth kiss in public: 2 months in jail. * Open mouth kiss in public with tongue down to...

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Funny story: It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this.

It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this.

Two British citizens were sent to jail in Dubai today, after losing their appeal against conviction for kissing in a restaurant after they had a cup of hot chocolate. Its just as well they did not copy the scene from When Harry Met Sally as they migh...

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Funny story: Dubai discovers new oil find

Dubai discovers new oil find

Arab leaders in Dubai were cock-a-hoop with joy this morning over a large find of oil within the sand covered and debt ridden emirate. The find was reported by Iranian Taxi Driver Abdul Mohammed Mohammed Bin Mohammed while beginning his shift at...

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Funny story: Worlds Smallest man dies weeks after visiting Worlds tallest building

Worlds Smallest man dies weeks after visiting Worlds tallest building

Poor little Pingping the worlds smallest man has died suddenly at the short age of only 21. This is another warning to smokers that smoking can stunt your growth and shorten your life. Pinping liked to play ping pong in his spare time but recently h...

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Funny story: Mossad Agent Refuses To Discuss Dubai Hotel Hit

Mossad Agent Refuses To Discuss Dubai Hotel Hit

Following global speculation that the Dubai hit on a Hamas leader was carried out by Mossad, the highly secret Israeli secret service organisation, we decided to look into the incident in the public interest by consulting with the only Mossad contact...

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Funny story: Toni Terry WAGs It Up In Dubai

Toni Terry WAGs It Up In Dubai

Friends of Toni Terry, the wife of sex scandal plagued Chelsea and England captain John, who has allegedly been putting it about a bit, say that Mrs Terry appears relaxed and happy in Dubai as she contemplates where her marriage goes from here. I...

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Funny story: Tripod Towers To Surpass Burj Dubai Within Weeks

Tripod Towers To Surpass Burj Dubai Within Weeks

Burj Dubai, the 828m (2,716ft) skyscraper out in the gulf is currently enjoying it's spell as the world's tallest building, but US developer Bargis 'The Tripod' Tryhol, is promising that his own project will surpass the Burj within weeks. And he c...

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Funny story: Nicholas Cage bankrupts Dubai

Nicholas Cage bankrupts Dubai

The Dubai stock market plummeted yet again to a record low yesterday amidst fears it's majority investor and financial advisor, Hollywood actor Nicholas Cage has unwittingly outspent both China and America combined. Dubai, once considered the econ...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise To Be Repossessed

Tom Cruise To Be Repossessed

In order to recoup their massive losses, for selling shoddy mortgages to halfwits, Carblays have put in to a claim to a Dubai court, in order to reposses Tom Cruise within the next 60 days. Cruise, who owns the new highrise "Boisterous Towers", wh...

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Funny story: Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer 'owes Dubai shaikhs $10 million'

Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer 'owes Dubai shaikhs $10 million'

Dubai - (Repo Man Cometh): Fugitive from UK justice Prince Jefri Archer is being pursued by Dubai bailiffs for the return of $10 billion owed to the McTomb-Raider clan of shaikhs. Jefri, 69, borrowed the money to replace a gaping black hole in Bru...

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Funny story: Premiership bankruptcies loom as players sink under Dubai debt

Premiership bankruptcies loom as players sink under Dubai debt

London - (Rioters): The Dubai ponzi crash is threatening to bankrupt some of the UK Premier League's top players. Dozens daft enough to have bought into the Emirate's holiday homes scam face the repo man as Emirate debt collectors begin calling i...

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Funny story: Shaikh Mohammed McTomb-Raider: Dubai's Bernie Madoff?

Shaikh Mohammed McTomb-Raider: Dubai's Bernie Madoff?

Khor Fakhhan, Arabian Gulp - (Shat El Arab): Dubai ruler Shaikh Mohammed has gone bust according to reliable City sources. The collapse of his family trust Dubai Arm and a Leg Holdings comes almost one year since Off-the-Wall Street ponzi scammer...

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Funny story: Dubai Going Broke! Proves There is Only One God, and It Ain't Allah!

Dubai Going Broke! Proves There is Only One God, and It Ain't Allah!

Dubai/UAE Raggedy Ass Arab News - Despite claims to the contrary, Allah is not smiling on his children in Dubai. In addition to the recent revelation that the former playground of the rich and famous had turned into a running sewer with infidel s...

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Funny story: Dubai Builds Tower Of Babel

Dubai Builds Tower Of Babel

Dubai, UAE -- An ancient legend is coming to life in this tiny emirate. The Tower Of Babel is under construction on the shores of the Persian Gulf. The Tower will be 5433 cubits and 2 palms high (about 1.5 miles) when completed. The Tower of Babe...

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Funny story: Vatican To Sell La Pieta To Dubai Shopping Mall Consortium

Vatican To Sell La Pieta To Dubai Shopping Mall Consortium

Deadline: Rome - Following several aborted attempts to buy ailing premiership football club, Liverpool, the Dubai Exploit This Western Recession And Milk It Group have announced proposals to flash the cash at one of Christianity's most revered symbol...

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Funny story: Dubai To Launch Huge Security Operation For David Beckham

Dubai To Launch Huge Security Operation For David Beckham

When David Beckham appears for AC Milan in Dubai he will be surrounded by the biggest security operation ever undertaken by the state. 'We are determined to protect Mister Beckham,' said a Dubai security chappie. 'We will not tolerate bombings, sh...

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Funny story: 'Beach Sex Couple' are to marry

'Beach Sex Couple' are to marry

Having spent the last 3 months in a Dubai prison after having been convicted of having sex on a beach in Dubai, a pair of thirtysomethings have been flown home this week. The couple who spent their time apart in different wings of the jail are said...

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