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Funny story: Yucatan's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel Issues A Stern Warning To Topeka's Fanatical Westburro Atheist Church

Yucatan's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel Issues A Stern Warning To Topeka's Fanatical Westburro Atheist Church

COZUMEL, Mexico - The Cozumel Cha Cha Cha Times is reporting that the Green Guacamole Drug Cartel, which is based in Tulum, Yucatan, Mexico has just ended a three day seminar and convention in the resort town of Cozumel. Pablo Pedro Salsa De Fuego...

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Funny story: 'Narcocorridos'- Dramatic Ditties Describing Dastardly Drug Cartel Doings

'Narcocorridos'- Dramatic Ditties Describing Dastardly Drug Cartel Doings

As though things weren't bad enough in Mexico with the war between the Army and the drug cartels, the drug dealers make up songs to glorify themselves. Known as 'narcocorridos', these ditties attempt to give honor and substance to their lives of narcotic running and selling (see the October issue of National Geographic). The songs were invented to give their sordid lives a higher, though...

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Funny story: Mexican drug dealers have control over New York City

Mexican drug dealers have control over New York City

Police authorities believe that a crime lord from Sinaloa, Mexico is behind the dumping of four bodies alongside a deserted parkway at a beach on New York's Long Island. "We have evidence that points to the fact that a serial killer is being used...

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Funny story: Mexican Gangs Kill Americans, Misunderstanding Obama's "Punish Enemies" Remark

Mexican Gangs Kill Americans, Misunderstanding Obama's "Punish Enemies" Remark

EL PASO, TEXAS - The unintended consequences of Obama's "punish our enemies" remark to Hispanics may be the murder of five Americans in Mexico in the course of a week. Journalists familiar with Mexican drug cartels and human trafficking on the border...

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Funny story: Sean Hannity Says That He Is Not Afraid Of The South of The Border Drug Cartels

Sean Hannity Says That He Is Not Afraid Of The South of The Border Drug Cartels

JONESBORO, Arkansas - Sean Hannity was in Jonesboro visiting the city that is known as The Cornbread Capital of The World. As he toured The Ma and Pa Kettle Cornbread Factory, he was asked about the alleged threats that one of Mexico's top drug ca...

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Funny story: Mexico's Drug Cartels Have Reportedly Put Out A Hit On Mel "Open Mouth - Insert Foot" Gibson

Mexico's Drug Cartels Have Reportedly Put Out A Hit On Mel "Open Mouth - Insert Foot" Gibson

TIJUANA, Mexico - Well it appears that the Australian lad, Mel Gibson, has finally gone and stepped smack dab in a great big old pile of Aberdeen Angus cowshit. It is one thing to call his girlfriend names, to racially slur a L.A. Jewish Police Of...

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Funny story: Arizona Sherrif Joe Arpaio: "Hey I Ain't Afraid of No Mexican Drug Cartels - I'll Arrest 'Em and Make 'Em Wear Pink Serapes!"

Arizona Sherrif Joe Arpaio: "Hey I Ain't Afraid of No Mexican Drug Cartels - I'll Arrest 'Em and Make 'Em Wear Pink Serapes!"

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio was asked what he thinks about the rumors that the Mexican drug cartels have put out the word that they want him to pack up his pink wardrobe and move up to Alaska as soon as possible.

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