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Funny story: Trump To Personally Operate Drone Attacks

Trump To Personally Operate Drone Attacks

During the campaign Donald Trump said he was going to "bomb the sh*t out of ISIS. Today he revealed that He would personally select targets for lethal strikes in places like Yemen, Iraq, and Syria. He said he will cut down on his tweets and spen...

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Funny story: Airline Pilots Complain that Christmas Laser Light Displays are "Interrupting our beauty naps."

Airline Pilots Complain that Christmas Laser Light Displays are "Interrupting our beauty naps."

Complaints by airline pilots concerning the recent Star Shower laser Christmas lights decorations are on the rise. Many of the pilots site the ability of the lights to shine into the cockpit during cruising altitudes, which can be disruptive to thei...

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Funny story: Drone Address: Obama Condemns (-Ish) Suicide Bombers (2/2)

Drone Address: Obama Condemns (-Ish) Suicide Bombers (2/2)

Last time, just for a change, President Obama Sanders-meandered around for a bit, and made very heavy weather of expressing his policy intentions. But at least he got around to admitting that the world is not just shades of grey, and that there is such a thing as objective good and evil, right? Either way, (or "both and neither," if you're a certain notable Swiftboat celebrity), here's the...

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Funny story: 50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

Washington DC - East Coast pot entrepreneurs Bong-U-Like were one of the first to retweet Barack Obama's inaugural message from the newly launched @POTus account. The drone pot delivery service operates a major concession in DC with the President...

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Funny story: Eagle Attacks Amazon Drone, Makes Off With Spanx and Bullets!

Eagle Attacks Amazon Drone, Makes Off With Spanx and Bullets!

Flagstaff, Arizona - The Northern Arizona town of Flagstaff, near The Grand Canyon, has been selected as one of the test cities for Amazon Inc.'s new drone delivery service. And it didn't take long for man's flying bird to go toe-to-toe with Mother N...

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Funny story: Snoop Dogg backs dope drone app

Snoop Dogg backs dope drone app

Los Angeles, California - Rolling Stoned magazine is reporting today that well known US rapper Snoop Dogg is a leading backer of an innovative $100m start-up business delivering medical marijuana by aerial drone. Mr Dogg, real name Calvin Cordoza...

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Funny story: Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Look out, Tinsel Town! Tired of being an entertainment middleman, Amazon.com has announced that it's going into the film-making business. "We're producing a movie a month," Amazon Studios Vice-President in Charge of Vice, Leroy Price, crowed. T...

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Funny story: Drone Arms Itself, Finally Makes Golden Globes Award Show Watchable

Drone Arms Itself, Finally Makes Golden Globes Award Show Watchable

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - The 72nd annual Golden Globes awards ceremony had some fireworks tonight for a change. For the first time in the show's history, a drone was employed to get some unique camera angles for the audience around the world. Then the fun...

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Funny story: Town plans drone kill

Town plans drone kill

According to an internet report, residents of Menace, Minnesota, passed an ordinance making drone hunting legal. This intrigued me, so I placed a call to the mayor of Menace. "Mr. Mayor," I said, " tell me about your plan to hunt drones." "Well, it's really pretty simple. "We are going to issue hunting licenses and then shoot those intrusive little bastards out of the sky."...

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Funny story: Obama Issues Himself A Presidential Pardon

Obama Issues Himself A Presidential Pardon

WASHINGTON -- In the wake of the Senate Select Committee Report on CIA torture showing a grisly, reckless brutality, a violation of the U.S. Constitution and the Geneva Accords, President Obama issued himself a pardon for possible illegal activities...

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Funny story: Drones Demand Extra Pay for Working in NYC

Drones Demand Extra Pay for Working in NYC

Sure they're unmanned, but that doesn't mean those airborne vehicles don't wanna have a life. If the drones have to put up with trouble and inconvenience, they expect to be adequately compensated for it. A bunch of them made that abundantly cle...

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Funny story: I Just Bought My Own Drone, And Man Is She a Pretty One!

I Just Bought My Own Drone, And Man Is She a Pretty One!

JERSEY CITY, N.J. - I went online and ordered my very own drone in late July. I purchased the thing from Military Drone Leftovers from the Desert Wars Dot Com. Man, it sure is a pretty thing, too. I guess it originally was a flat black, but b...

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Funny story: NRA Demands That American Government Outlaw Drones Despite The Second Amendment

NRA Demands That American Government Outlaw Drones Despite The Second Amendment

In a strange reversal of policy the NRA has demanded that the U.S. make a ban on drones very much like the ban on guns that they have so heatedly fought against in the past. Speaking at a press conference NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre has vehemently a...

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Funny story: Roman Abramovich private jet 'The Bandit' in near collision with Iranian drone

Roman Abramovich private jet 'The Bandit' in near collision with Iranian drone

Azerbaijan - The tarmac outside Baku International Airport arrivals lounge looks like a bomb site this weekend following a spat between the Russian mobster's private jet and a 'high tech' hunter-killer drone operated by the Iranian Revolutionary Guar...

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Funny story: Congress Declares Global War on 'The Heebie-Jeebies'

Congress Declares Global War on 'The Heebie-Jeebies'

WASHINGTON-On Monday, the U.S. Congress unanimously approved the Authorization for Use of Force against Unpleasant Lifeforms (AUFUL) joint resolution, effectively declaring war on what the Obama administration calls "the heebie-jeebies." After si...

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Funny story: Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia from a highly placed but unnamed source are raising concern throughout the world. It appears that Russia had manufactured 7,000 drones that have been equipped with mini-missiles. The drones have only been i...

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Funny story: China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

HONG KONG - The Rick Shaw National News Agency of China has noted that China is pulling out all of the stops in its drone production. The Republic of China is going full speed ahead with its manufacturing of surveillance drones which are capable o...

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