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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Survives Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome To Reach 79.

Nancy Pelosi Survives Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome To Reach 79.

BILLINGSGATE POST: Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi turned 79 yesterday, despite being diagnosed with TPWKS (Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome). Although she looks much older, her coterie of lip-smacking liberals believes she is good for anot...

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Funny story: Granny Billingsgate’s Corn Beef And Cabbage Cobbler Dessert Recipe

Granny Billingsgate’s Corn Beef And Cabbage Cobbler Dessert Recipe

BILLINGSGATE POST: It has been a tradition in the Billingsgate family to celebrate St. Patrick's day by quaffing down a pint or two of Guinness, followed by a special dessert that has been passed down from one generation to the next. We family refe...

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Funny story: Hannibal Lecter Seen Exiting Saudi Embassy With New Lampshade

Hannibal Lecter Seen Exiting Saudi Embassy With New Lampshade

BILLINGSGATE POST: A newly-released video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul was released this morning as part of the probe into the disappearance of journa...

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Funny story: Tear Down The Fence! Trump Sez He Will Build A Moat Instead

Tear Down The Fence! Trump Sez He Will Build A Moat Instead

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump told a hushed audience in Iowa last night, that trying to keep out the hordes of illegals from entering the US by building a fence has failed miserably. Arguing that it is a waste of money to continue this mission...

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Funny story: Rooster Booster (A Poultry Aphrodisiac) Blamed For Trump Derangement Syndrome

Rooster Booster (A Poultry Aphrodisiac) Blamed For Trump Derangement Syndrome

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was well past sunset in a somnolent henhouse outside the comfortable home of chicken rancher Slim Everdingle. The clucking of the Rhode Island Reds had long dissipated as the hens were catching a break after pumping out their...

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Funny story: Hannibal Lecter Questions Chimpanzee Plastic Surgery Procedure

Hannibal Lecter Questions Chimpanzee Plastic Surgery Procedure

Dear Dr. BILLINGSGATE, I read your recent story about Dr. Ollie and Dr. Buddy, the chimpanzee Plastic Surgeon team who successfully altered the facial features of Mr. St. James Davis so that he now resembles a zombie. Needless to say, I was fascinated by your account. I have some questions about their procedures: 1. Why did Mr. Davis request that the operation take place during his son's bi...

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Funny story: The Spoof To Buy Out The Onion In Hostile Takeover

The Spoof To Buy Out The Onion In Hostile Takeover

WALL STREET URINAL: In a stunning development, The Spoof said today that it will acquire The Onion to create the world's largest fake news media company under one roof. The Onion proclaims itself as the world's leading news publication and enjoys...

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Funny story: Obama Designates Wide Swathe Of Hillary's Cleavage As National Monument

Obama Designates Wide Swathe Of Hillary's Cleavage As National Monument

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Obama designated another controversial area as a national monument today. Last week the lame duck president irritated Utah and Nevada residents by declaring millions of acres off limits to mining and other public usage.

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Funny story: Hillary Talks To Dr. Billingsgate: Sex, Lies And More Lies

Hillary Talks To Dr. Billingsgate: Sex, Lies And More Lies

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rejecting pleas from the Washington Post and New York Times for a sit-down interview, Hillary Clinton agreed to an in-depth interview with Dr. Billingsgate with no ground rules except that Dr. Billingsgate wear a pant suit that do...

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Funny story: Hillary Grants Billingsgate Exclusive Interview

Hillary Grants Billingsgate Exclusive Interview

BILLINGSGATE POST: Going against the advice of her top adviser and alleged long-time squeeze, Huma Abedin, who is married to former New York Congressman, Carlos Danger, Hillary Clinton agreed to sit down with Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, the only man to have scored twelve doctorates and lived to talk about it. The following is a transcript of the exclusive interview: Billingsgate: Mrs. Clinton, d...

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Funny story: A Letter To Doctor Billingsgate From Hillary

A Letter To Doctor Billingsgate From Hillary

As part of the public service I provide to my faithful readers, occasionally I allow them access to some of the mail I receive from those whose toes I have put to the fire: Dear Dr. Billingsgate, Ever since I started campaigning for the preside...

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Funny story: Selfie Stick Ruled Illegal: Violates Montana Pole Patent

Selfie Stick Ruled Illegal: Violates Montana Pole Patent

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a special ruling issued yesterday, United States Patent Judge Willard "The Rat" Helmsley, declared that the so called "selfie stick" violated the patent issued to Dr. Viscount Billingsgate for his invention of the "Montana Pole...

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Funny story: ISIS Blames ACME For Road Runner Escape

ISIS Blames ACME For Road Runner Escape

BILLINGSGATE POST: What goes around comes around. In a round-about-way that is. ISIS USA affiliate MSNBC released information today that the Road Runner has escaped from ISIS due to compromised equipment purchased from the ACME Corporation as part...

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Funny story: Taxidermist Receives $760K For NOT Stuffing Lesbian Couple At Wedding

Taxidermist Receives $760K For NOT Stuffing Lesbian Couple At Wedding

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, world famous forensic taxidermist, after receiving threats to shut down his business after he refused to provide wedding-day taxidermy services to Orvilla Leatherskin and Priscilla Featherstockings, a le...

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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Refuses To Perform Posthumous Taxidermy On Gay Couple Unless Deceased

Dr. Billingsgate Refuses To Perform Posthumous Taxidermy On Gay Couple Unless Deceased

BILLINGSGATE POST: It had to happen. Dr. Billingsgate, who is one of the most distinguished forensic taxidermists in the world, had a microphone shoved in front of his face by a woman reporter, who later revealed herself as a man, and was asked if h...

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Funny story: Keystone Pipeline Passage Requires Obama To Have Bunghole Re-bored

Keystone Pipeline Passage Requires Obama To Have Bunghole Re-bored

BILLINGSGATE POST: Press Secretary Josh Earnest told reporters that the only way that the Keystone Pipeline would be passed is if it first goes through President Obama. One intrepid reporter asked if the President's bunghole was big enough to a...

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Funny story: American Sniper Casual Hunting Outfit With Modified SEAL Enemy Dispatch Kit

American Sniper Casual Hunting Outfit With Modified SEAL Enemy Dispatch Kit

BILLINGSGATE POST: Can you imagine how many more mortal dispatches the legendary American Sniper would have made if only he had been outfitted with an authentic Dr. Billingsgate Modified SEAL Enemy Dispatch Kit? With its night vision goggles, the Wo...

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