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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

LOS ANGELES - Dr. Phil host of The Dr. Phil Show recently had Charlie Sheen as his special guest. Sheen showed up to the show dressed up in the uniform of the Los Angeles Lakers. When Dr. Phil asked him why he replied that he wanted to show his su...

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Funny story: Big Bad Wolf - Intervention to get him into Celebrity Animal Rehab. Dr. Phil lends a hand.

Big Bad Wolf - Intervention to get him into Celebrity Animal Rehab. Dr. Phil lends a hand.

The Big Bad Wolf of 'The Three Little Pigs' and 'Little Red Ring Hood' fame - plus stories we don't know about yet, has had an Intervention organized by his Fairy Tale family. The Mother of Little Red Riding Hood, Scarlet O'Hara, being a really caring individual in spite of the fact that she DID send her only daughter through the woods to deliver goodies to her own mam, coz she was too bloody...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Claims Slapping Someone is Acceptable Behavior

Dr. Phil Claims Slapping Someone is Acceptable Behavior

Dr. Phil McGraw, known for his sometimes unorthodox approach to human interactions, has just come out with a new pamphlet that he is touting as a breakthrough in dealing with what he calls the "spoiled brat syndrome." The pamphlet is entitled "Sl...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Warns Christina Aguilera Not To Go Skydiving

Dr. Phil Warns Christina Aguilera Not To Go Skydiving

LOS ANGELES - Talk show advice therapist, Dr. Phil has reportedly sent Christina Aguilera a text message to please not go skydiving. The doctor who was made famous by Oprah Winfrey expressed concern that the way Ms. Aguilera's luck has been runnin...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Tells Chelsea Clinton: Little Girl You Just Wasted $4 Million of Your Dad and Mom's Money!

Dr. Phil Tells Chelsea Clinton: Little Girl You Just Wasted $4 Million of Your Dad and Mom's Money!

DURANGO, Colorado - Dr. Phil was in Durango attending a convention at the Durango Convention Center and Cosmetology College. He was addressing The Officially Licensed Marriage Counselors and Marital Therapists of Colorado. Dr. Phil McGraw, whic...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil sends Ted Williams to Rehab

Dr. Phil sends Ted Williams to Rehab

There's no denying Ted Williams does have a fantastic voice. He's the guy who went from riches to rags and wants to get back to the riches. The video clip of Ted Williams panhandling - approaching a car - has had millions of hits on You Tube but there is definitely no fooling Dr. Phil Y'all. After all he's been doing this for over 30 years. Ted reminds me of the character 'Lurch' from th...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight residents appeal to Dr. Phil for help with unruly teenagers

Isle of Wight residents appeal to Dr. Phil for help with unruly teenagers

Residents of The Isle of Wight have turned to the media to assist them in handling their 'out of control' teenagers. They have contacted 'Dr Phil', the American Talk-Show host with over 30 years' of experience dealing with whatever comes his way. Dr. Phil has agreed to visit the Isle of Wight, with his crew, wife and 'top of the line psychologists' in an attempt to offer a glimmer of hope to...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Begs Oprah to Plug Oil Leak with Giant Tampon

Dr. Phil Begs Oprah to Plug Oil Leak with Giant Tampon

Well known for speaking on live television about her problematic, "vajayjay," it is being reported that Oprah Winfrey is under heavy pressure by Dr. Phil to release what he believes could be a secret weapon in the effort to plug the massive oil leak...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Blames 40 Years of Sesame Street's Cookie Monster for Kid Obesity

Dr. Phil Blames 40 Years of Sesame Street's Cookie Monster for Kid Obesity

"You do realize that some critics hold you solely responsible for the current epidemic of obesity in American children today," said Dr. Phil as he spoke with Sesame Street's 'Cookie Monster'. "Now I wouldn't go that far as to blame just you. Diet and heredity has a lot to do with kids gaining weight, too, But, and that's a big but, no pun intended, I do hold your eating disorder and obsession wit...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Writes Prescription for Philip Garrido Voodoo Dolls (UPDATE 1)

Dr. Phil Writes Prescription for Philip Garrido Voodoo Dolls (UPDATE 1)

"Normally I don't recommend the occult, or revenge for that matter, to my patients. Much less write out a prescription to them for it," said Dr. Phil. "But in this case, I'm willing to make an exception." Dr. Phil then directed his studio audienc...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Psychoanalyses Philip Garrido, Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor

Dr. Phil Psychoanalyses Philip Garrido, Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor

"You got to be the sickest bastard I've ever psychoanalyzed," said a visibly shaken Dr. Phil after psychoanalyzing Philip Garrido, Jaycee Lee Dugard's abductor via close circuit TV during a commercial break. "In fact, you're so sick that now I'll pro...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil brings Closure to Grieving Michael Jackson Fans

Dr. Phil brings Closure to Grieving Michael Jackson Fans

Los Angeles, California "It has almost been a full month now since the King Of Pop, Michael Jackson, has passed on," said Dr. Phil as he opened his show live outside the Stables Center. "Yet many of his fans are still grieving for him today. Now t...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil comes to the Mother of Octuplets Rescue?

Dr. Phil comes to the Mother of Octuplets Rescue?

Whittier, California - "I'll be honest with you," said Dr. Phil to Octu-Mom in his sit down interview with at her residence, her mother's house in Whittier, California. "The real reason why America is so up set with you is because you're acting like...

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Funny story: "Dr. Phil" to Stay with Wife; Hails Their Backstage Sex Life

"Dr. Phil" to Stay with Wife; Hails Their Backstage Sex Life

Contrary to regular and frequent tabloid reports, TV's "Dr. Phil" and his wife Robin are expected to stay married, it's been learned. In a world exclusive interview, the daytime TV shrink told The Spoof, "I love Robin more today than I did when we ha...

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Funny story: First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, psychoanalyzed by Dr. Phil

First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, psychoanalyzed by Dr. Phil

Burbank, California - As part of his contract with Oprah (Harpo Productions), Dr. Phil has arranged to be the first and only psychiatrist to date to be afforded the opportunity to psychoanalyze the world's first pregnant man, Thomas Beatie. Condu...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil has nervous breakdown during taping of his show psychoanalyzing reasons for Miley Cyrus's name change

Dr. Phil has nervous breakdown during taping of his show psychoanalyzing reasons for Miley Cyrus's name change

Hollywood, California - Although Miley Cyrus's name change barely registering on the media's radar as a blip, Dr. Phil may have just finished taping his last show dedicated to examining the tidbits of the fractured life of yet another celebri...

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Funny story: Dr Quick Draw Phil McGraw admits: I'm a Fraud!

Dr Quick Draw Phil McGraw admits: I'm a Fraud!

Master of confrontational psychology, Dr Phil of TV fame has been unmasking sick people in denial for loads of cash and lots a years now.

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